OH. MY. ING. GOSH. HE. IS. SO. DEAD. (Oh wait, he IS dead.)

 

What should I do?

 

The first thing that popped in my mind was.. TO GET HIM OUT OF MY BODY!

With no question, I rushed to the kitchen (thank God it's late) and I picked up a big tomato. And with no regrets, I took a very big bite.

"What do you think you're doing?!" Kai asked.

"Trying to get you out of my body, ert!" I shouted while my mouth is full of fiery red tomatoes.

"Stop it! It tastes disgusting! Oh my god, my allergies!" he shouted in my mind.

 

Haha. He's allergic to tomatoes.

A GHOST WITH ALLERGIES. LOL. LAUGHING OUT LOUD.

 

I'm so a genius. Other than that... It is disgusting. I think I'm gonna...

Moments later, I spitted out all of the tomato inside my mouth. I can't take it anymore.

 

Another idea popped in my head and this time it's gonna be painfully hot.

"Stop panicking, okay?! I'm not gonna hurt you!" he said to me but I didn't even give a damn.

Where is it? Where is it?!

Voila! I finally found a hot sauce inside our refrigerator.

"TAKE THIS YOU MONSTER!" I shouted then I removed the cap and BOOM! I drank the hot sauce.

"What the hell?! You're crazy! Ahhhhhh!" he shouted in pain.

 

. . . . . . . . . .

I think I'm gonna die. I need water. COLD WATER!

 

 

I opened up the refrigerator again and seached for some cold water. Unluckily, no water!

Why now at all times?!

I seached again for some cold water then finally I saw a water cooler.

Yes!

I ran to the cooler and drank straight from where the water pops out. I'm so crazy. But there's nothing I can do! My mouth was burning hot!

Oh, where's the monster? Is he gone?

. . . . . . . . . .

Silence. Yes. He's finally gone. I smiled and then I laughed like nothing happened.

"What are you laughing at?" the y monster is back.

What the ?

"So you want more pain?! Then no problem!" I shouted.

My intention this time is gonna be painfully hot, again.

I rushed upstairs to my bedroom. I took all of my clothes off and entered to my bathroom. I stepped into the shower and adjusted the temperature from cold to hottest.

"No. Please, no. Don't tell me you're..." Kai knew my intention.

Very hot water poured in my cold body.

"STOP!!!!!" he shouted in pain, again.

 

 

-An Hour Later-

 

After all that I've been through (eating a tomato, drinking hot sauce, taking a very hot shower, banging my head on the wall, trying to kill myself with a pillow), Kai is still on my body.

"You're a tough girl, huh?" he asked.

I didn't answer.

Gosh, I don't understand. Out of all 7 billion people in this world, why me? Why not just somebody else?

"I have only 100 days left, you know? Tommorow's gonna be my first day here so can't we be just friends?" he asked.

What a pushover.

"Shut up. I'm going to sleep." I said in a bitter tone then I went to sleep.

 

The future is so pitch-black dark..

 

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