Mom : (coughs)

Son : What's wrong, Mom?

Mom : (slight raspy voice) I have a sore throat

Son : Why? 

Mom : (writes on a piece of paper) Because I lost my voice from too much screaming

Son : Why did you scream?

Mom : (writes) Because I CAN'T BELIEVE MY BIAS TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT IN THE CONCERT, THOSE FREAKIN' CHOCOLATE ABS!* >.<

Son : ............

Reference : True story, it's been two days my throat is a bit sore and I cough a lot. Probably from too much fangirl-ing

*chocolate abs : visible abs lines, which reminds you of a chocolate bar (this is why I don't eat chocolate bars, my parents thought I was going on a diet O_O)