Chapter 1

Mr. Perfect and Me

 

 
“Ow.” This was my own voice, on account that Gorgeous Guy 
 
had just managed to land flat on my hand, possibly 
 
breaking it. He sort of tried to wriggle out, but there was his 
whole coat, which 
managed to get stuck underneath my 
bottom. I screamed.
 
 
 
“Stop moving,” I said, trying to wriggle my 
fingers. No use; they were probably 
fractured and doomed 
for life. “I think you broke my whole arm.”
 
He seemed to consider it for a second. “That’s 
not possible. I can’t weigh that 
much.”
 
“-_-…”
 
“You mind lifting your for a second?” He pulled at the coat underneath my 
. “I think it’s 
stuck underneath you.”
 
“Stop it!” I scremed. “I think I already have a broken arm. I don’t want you 

paralyzing my body by accidentally fracturing my spinal 
cord or something.”
 
He let go. I mean, this was what any girl would 
dream of. He was gorgeous, he 
smelled good, and he even 
looked about my age. The position we were in was 
like 
those things you see in the movies where the main 
characters accidentally 
bump into each other and end up in a suspiciously great position to start 
making outin. 
 
But no, because all he wanted to do was get his 
freaking coat from under my 
, paralyze me forever, and get on with his evil 
murder-the-fat-guy plan. 
 
“Give me your gun,” I said, reaching into my pocket and pressing what I 
desperately hoped was the record button. At least if I was murdered, somebody 
would find my phone and figure out who my killer was. 
 
“What the hell are you talking about?” 
 
“The gun,” I said, pointing to his coat 
pocket, “in that pocket. Hand it over, and 
I’ll let you 
go. Or else.”
 
“Or else?”
 
“I’ll call the securities.”
 
“With your broken arm?” He snorted. “Not a 
chance.”
 
“I could just scream my lungs out and yell , 
and it’d have the same effect.”
 
He hesitated. “Alright, fine. Safe trade. You get 
off my coat, and I give you the 
gun. And then we never see 
each other again. Deal?”
 
“I want the gun first,” I said.
 
He fidgeted with it before bringing it out of his 
coat, waving it menacingly at my 
face. “I can shoot you 
before you even make a sound.”
 
“But then they’ll all know it’s you, because by 
the time you’re running out the 
door, the nurses will have 
seen your face.”
 
“I don’t think so,” he said, pointing to the 
window. “Not if I get out through that 
thing.”
 
Shoot. I hadn’t considered that.
 
“Bastard.”
 
“In fact, I think I will kill you. After all, I do 
have more than one bullet loaded in 
this thing.”
 
. . He was going to kill me. He was going 
to kill me, and I hadn’t even 
graduated from high 
school. All I wanted was to have a normal life. And a 
boyfriend. And it wouldn’t be so bad if I also became rich. I mean, and if I were 
going to have a boyfriend, would it be so horrible as to wish it was L?
 
And then…
 
WHACK.
 
This was the sound the door made as it slammed into Gorgeous guy’s head. 
 
“,” he whispered, and flung the gun across to 
the end of the room.
 
I was saved!!!!
 
“Taeyeon?” This was Euni. My evil twin sister…
was my savior. In my surprise, I 
pushed with all my strength to stand up and thank her when—
 
—For reasons I couldn’t state, Gorgeous Guy 
who had just nearly succeeded in 
killing me, was kissing 
me. 
 
“Is this…a wrong time?”
 
“Oo, Eui, aye ee!! (No, Euni, save me!!)” 

 
“I didn’t…I didn’t know you had a boyfriend,” 
Euni managed to say, then 
reached for the door.
 
I bit Gorgeous guy’s lips, and he let go. “Euni. Wait!” I called.  “Euni, help this 
guy’s a—”
 
Gorgeous Guy put his hands over my mouth and leaned on my arm, which, of 
course, still hurt. 
 
“Hi, Euni.” He said, holding out his hand towards Euni. “Taeyeon’s told me so 
much about you.”
 
“Right,” she said, flashing me an odd look. “Well she’s never told me about 
you.” 
 
Gorgeous Guy laughed. “That’s because she’s jealous of you. Of how pretty you 
are.”
 
Was this flirting with my sister? I saw Euni blushed, and despite the fact 
that he was a potential serial killer, I couldn’t help but feeling a little upset at 
what he said. Seriously? Even a murderer chose my sister over me. Euni, 
noticing my expression, hurriedly muttered something about having to go to 
class. She went out the door. 
 
When she left, he took his hand off my mouth, and stood up. 
 
“Are you going to kill me?” 
 
“I can if you want me to.” 
 
“No thanks.”
 
“Okay,” he said, picking the gun up off the floor. “Seeya.”
 
“Wait!” I couldn’t just let him go. “—Can I know your name?”
 
 He was halfway out the door when he heard me. He looked back, cocked his 
head, and stared at me for a second. Then, as if realizing something, he smiled. 
 
“Kris,” he said. “My name is Exo Kris.”
 
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kahina #1
Chapter 3: OMG i looooooooooove ur story it's the best!!pleaaaase ubdate soon pleaaaaaaaaase >.<
baekyeols #2
I thought myungsoo actually confessed 0_0
Update soon ^^
OnASnowyDay
#3
Please update soon!
/begs
Forever shipping Kristae.
OnASnowyDay
#4
Love Kristae!
What's Taeyeon's plan? HUHUHU.
Aw, Myungsoo! T_T
Ewww, Euni sounds like a brat.
Nice story!
taeyeonie07 #5
wah! kristae!! new subscriber here :">
icednoodles
#6
Aaaah! This is so awesome! *-* and Taeyeon is forever a dork, who thinks exactly like me. And hey, if Kris does try to kill her, at least her murderer was hot, right? (Coughcough, maybe that's just the way my mind works. I never said that.) I can't wait to read more. :D
pipoomica
#7
wow myungsoo, just HAD to play around like that =.=
update soon ^^
pipoomica
#8
oh my shisus, myungsoo just confessed his love for taeyeon
UPDATE SOON ^^