We’re not heroes..

Not evil doers either..

We’re just a group of extraordinary young men..

Who’s trying to stay alive in this cold and lonely world..

Posted by: DW

Have you ever watch The Expendables? Well, we’re about the same. In fact, that movie’s like my favorite. I dunno how to explain it but those Hollywood guys nailed it. They could describe us perfectly. You wanna know what’s the difference? They’re old, we’re young. The rest..is about the same.

Introducing our super charismatic team leader. He used to be a soccer player when he was in high school. But then he found out that he’s more than that. He has the best footwork in our team. He’s also very strong, not so fast, but really strong. He could lift like ten of me at a time with his two hands.

He’s very fit and athletic..when I look at him I just can’t get my eyes off his..um..ahahaha. That’s a private opinion.

Well, he’s basically the strongest in the group. He’s kinda hot headed, but is really kind-harted and has a lot of soft spots, Including me, if I may add. His name is Yoon Doojoon. He’s 24 years old, the oldest by the way.

The oldest number two. Jang Hyunseung 23 years old. The fastest, the lightest, the prettiest creature I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Not to mention that he has been owned already. So back off boys and girls, or you’ll die. Literally dead, so never try to flirt him or somebody would shoot you. Hyunseung hyung’s really good with knives. He’s also the best knife thrower I’ve ever met. He helps a lot at cooking, he love slicing anyway so he always look forward to help in the kitchen.

He’s like a cartoon ninja. Or even better? I dunno, I’ve never really seen a real live cartoon ninja before. He’s pretty fashionable and he has smooth silky hair. If he let it grew any longer I’ll start calling him noona.

His movement is pretty swift and he’s good at dancing too. But never ask him out to a club without a guarantee that you can keep a close watch on him. He’s not so good with alcohol. Just a sip and he’ll start this “misbehaving” things.

Hyunseung hyung is kinda sensitive and introvert. He’s also very shy. He was so quiet when the first time I met him. But he start to open up and talk to us more later after our first meeting. But it took us a long time to make him actually speak to us and not only answering our question with a “YES” or “NO”.

Then there’s Yong Junhyung. This is the owner I was talking to you about. He’s 23 years old by the way. Just few months younger compared to Hyunseung hyung. He’s kind of mysterious. I could never found any data about him. I did try to hack here and there, I was so frustrated I did try to mess with America’s federal secret just to dig his info. But I found nothing. I don’t even think he could remember anything about himself. It was Hyunseung hyung who named him. Because he found out Jun hyung has a dragon tattoo near his collarbone, and I wonder when did he took a peek to his collarbone, since he’s never . Since he was found on December 19^th we decided it would be his birthday. As for his age, there was this ‘89’ craved to his body beside the tail of the dragon. Everything he has is a tattoo on his collarbone as his identity, and lately he carved another tattoo on his right hand.

He’s our one and only sniper. Best eyesight and he could see in the dark. I start to think he’s some kind of lab experiment. He has such a good eyesight. He’s an expert of gun too. Quite a maniac. Guns are like his most precious possession, Hyunseung hyung is most of the most though, he’s Jun hyung’s number one.

He’s not the best in close battle and not very strong like Doojoonnie hyung. But he’s really smart in battlefield. Though he’s not very strong he could win a fight with his cleverness, hey, I’m like a genius and I admit it. He should be proud of himself.

Next, Yoseob hyung. Our bomb expert. He’s 22 years old. He’s very good with explosive things. I believe he can talk to bombs. He’s also an alchemist. He doesn’t smell very good when he gets out of his lab. He smell a lot like chloride acid.

He’s the shortest in our group. Not so thin but he’s kinda small. His best wapon is, not his bombs, but his puppy eyes. You would never-ever be able to resist his puppy eyes and you would do anything he want whenever he want. I fall for this everytime. It’s an incurable disease, because I like cute stuff.

Though he says he feels more comfortable working behind the desk, he’s one of our best men in battlefield. He is really good at kendo. He carries a katana on his back everytime.

And then this old friend of Yoseob hyung, Gikwang hyung. The same age as Yoseob hyung. Jack of all trades. He can shoot, he can kick, he can punch, and he’s quite fast. Not specialized like all the hyungs I’ve mentioned before but he has a very good statistic in all fighting basis. His basic of the basic is Chinese martial art though. Yknow, like that Jackie chan guy or bruce lee. He could use almost every weapon, but he like nuchuck the most. He can do various style of martial art if we ask him to. He could even do acrobatic. Pretty cool, right?

I put a suspicion in Yoseob hyung an Gikwang hyung. Everybody’s like gossiping that thay’re actually in a relationship. But none of them answer to this gossip yet. They only smile when we ask about it.

Gikwang hyung is a really good person. He likes me a lot, he treat me like his little brother. He always me cookies and ice cream everytime he’s out. Kekekeke. After that mission in Gangnam, when we extinct a mafia group he brought home a very delicious raspberry ice cream. Yum.

Last but not least, me. You’ve been hearing my story all along but I haven’t introduce myself. My name is Son Dongwoon 21 years old. The youngest in the team. My full time occupation is leader’s wifey and I’m a part time guide for the team. Why am I a guide? Because I’m the only computer whiz around here. I work behind the desk and provide them any information they would need for the mission. I’m like a GOD in the team. I tell them which way to go and their goals. Kekekeke. I helped them with map or any necessary hackings they would need.

I was a college student but I think my life is too boring so I went up and join their force. I’ve already dated my Doojoonie hyung at that time. So I asked him what should I do to have some fun. And he told me to work for his mercenary business. So I decided to drop out of college and leave my house to follow my boyfriend. It feels like I’m eloping with him, yknow? Kekekeke.

The first time I met the whole team everybody seemed surprise. They shout out and told me that I’m just a school boy. They didn’t know that I’m a genius. Gikwang hyung was the first to oppose me to join the force, he said I’m  too young to be screwed. But Doojoonnie hyung told him that I’m not gonna be involve in direct battle so he let me in. But hey, being the youngest in the group isn’t all so negative. Well, they might bully me sometimes. But I know they all love me.

This is us. We are BEAST

Boys of The East