The Chaser

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All of Infinite's hard work has finally paid off, all their accomplishments have been recognized by the higher ups of Woolim and it's been decided that because of Infinite's endeavors and achievements they'll receive a date for a reward, with a lovely girl of their choosing. Some of the members of Infinite are highly ecstatic about this turn of events, other though… Not so much. Some of them just don't swing that way.

 

 

 

 

 

Foreword

"I feel cheated," Woohyun complains after they've all filed back into the van after the meeting about the date competition (their CEO even came up with a creative name to call the competition that would bring even more people’s attention to their new single. He is calling it “The Chaser: Infinite’s chase for popularity for a date challenge.” Too bad no one has the balls to tell him that he is the only one that thinks calling it that is a good idea). Four pairs of eyes turn to him in question. Sunggyu is currently happily oblivious to everything, like usual, and jamming out to Dolly Parton while Myungsoo is staring out the window, spaced out, also like usual.

"I don't see how this is considered a reward. Can't they give us lube and condoms instead? That 's hard to find in this town." The lead vocalist sneers, crosses his arms in iodination. Sungjong rolls his eyes before giving the older singer one of his signature looks.

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StrawberrySkye
677 streak #1
Chapter 1: chaotic 🤣
safire #2
Chapter 1: wow...infinite's dialogue was hilarious XD
i applaude your skills, author-nim ^^
Chocolato #3
ohh god, this is way too hilarious.
Ero-chibi
#4
haha... myungsoo is so cute being all but lost.
gonna subscribe.
WhiteConfessionx
#5
heh. reuploaded. good, now i can resub ;D
lovingexoforever
#6
yay!! re-post I read the chapter alll over again!! I love INFINITE!!
Danchii
#7
Poor manager, though. I feel for you, man. I feel for you. /pats his head

Wait, did Sunggyu get high in the meantime or did I miss something? He’s definitely a little too happy. But I do understand the need to smile when he’s smiling, because his smile is THE best. ;3

Woohyun shamelessly flirting with Sunggyu while there’s a fight of epic proportions going on in the back of the van. I’m seriously starting to think that they should all just be placed in some mental institution and held there under observance. Something is definitely wrong with their heads.

Woohyun is such a wh.ore. I don’t even. /facepalms

Oh poor Sunggyu, why are you so oblivious to the world around you? It will get you killed one of these days.

Although I really fu*king enjoy reading this, I honestly think I will lose the remaining brain cells (and I don’t have a lot left). /sobs
Danchii
#8
OTL

Don’t know if I should spazz over this, because I love everything you write, or if I should cry, because I know you’ll update once in a blue moon. TT_TT


“They’ve all forgotten what s are like.”

What are you trying to say? Are you trying to confuse me into thinking they are not all just a bunch of gay guys who has been humping each other since predebut times? /judging you

But I’m definitely liking the whole idea of this fic. ^.^

OMFG

“Seriously, it was going to get him kidnapped one day by some crazy person from some European country that has a reputation for drinking too much beer.”

Why do I get the feeling that you’re talking about my wifey in this sentence? ^-^

But I would be lying if I said you were far from the truth, because that’s highly probable to happen. But she won’t be alone, that’s for sure. (:

Yeah, I like my Sunggyu oblivious to the world. That’s the best kind of Sunggyu out there. Especially if he causes Woohyun endless se.xual frustrations. Then he’s even better.

I do not understand how they manage to live with Woohyun without killing him in the process. They should at least punch him in the face, from time to time, to bring him back to reality.

The only person who would probably want you, Sungyeol is orange_one. And in terms of some highly se.xual action, I still think she would prefer a really nice and high quality WooGyu .

Okay, seriously, what the hell are you trying to do? 0_0

I legit died. They are all so fu*king stupid. And what is up with Myungsoo almost drooling? Was not aware his derp was that serious. Sungyeol’s a highly se.xually frustrated kid (okay, that’s not really far from the truth, not like the rest is) and insulting his hyungs. Sungjong is still being pretty. Dongwoo and Sungjong having some b*tch fight, like what the fu*k is going on? Oh, and now they are all on one another and fighting like some children. Nice. /nods head