The Trouble With Angels

Description

 

 

what happens when a clumsy angel-turned-human tries to mess with fate?

 

 

After causing a lot of ruckus as well as a Level 3 Heaven Crisis, Yixing is demoted and banished to earth to live amongst humans temporarily by God. He is given a mission to fill up a 'Light Jar' by helping people out and accumulating goodwill points; the more people he helps out and make happy, the more light he receives. When his jar is filled with light (garnered from people's happiness), only then can he retrieve his wings and fly back home to heaven again.

As a full-time angel with hundreds of years of experience in the bag, Yixing is more than used to helping people out and oftentimes, guiding them towards true love and eternal happiness. This time though, he is stripped of all his heaven-bestowed powers and needless to say, he can only go about his mission the hard way, or in angel-speak,  the human way. 

Now how is this clumsy, awkward but earnest angel supposed to help human beings out when he himself has absolutely zero human common sense? Can he even survive on earth long enough to fulfill his mission? And will he guide people towards true love when he himself has no idea about its quirks and complexities?

 

 

 

 

 

Title: The Trouble With Angels

Alternative Title: The Angel's Guide to True Love and Being Human

Rating: PG

Genre: Romancehumorfantasyslice of life

Length: Multi-chaptered (13-15)

Pairing/s: Kris|Lay, Luhan|SehunKai|KyungsooBaekhyun|Chanyeol

Warning: The amount of fluff could be fatalAnd beware of random characters.

Summary/Plot: Where Yixing is an angel (literally) with a missionWu Fan is a cafe owner who hates coffeeLu Han owns a shop full of flowers but prefers plastic onesSehun is a high school delinquent wannabeChanyeol is a self-proclaimed genius-slash-skepticBaekhyun is a hopeless romanticJongin lives in a storage room and Kyungsoo just lives in the universe inside his head.

 

 

Foreword

 

prologue

 

"Now eat, then get out of my house." Wu Fan hands him the chopsticks, spoon and bowl of rice before settling on the seat across the shorter guy. Antisocial as he is, Wu Fan's never been the type to bring home strays, no matter how pitiful but he figures he can at least provide a meal for the stranger who just saved him a month's worth of grief and headache. He doesn't plan on being nice about it though.

He doesn't wait for the stranger to start and instead digs into his rice and bulgogi. A few spoonfuls later, he feels the hair at the back of his neck standing and he looks up with a start to find the strange guy staring at the spoon with severe confusion.

"The hell's wrong with you?" Wu Fan grumbles, preparing to launch into a lecture if the guy starts complaining about his food.

The stranger, whom Wu Fan decides to mentally refer to as 'Dimple Guy', is startled and gives him a sheepish little smile. "I'm terribly sorry but may I ask what this is? And--how do you use it?" He holds up the spoon gingerly and looks so sincerely perplexed that Wu Fan stops in the middle of shoving another spoonful of rice into his mouth and eyes Dimple Guy warily.

"Did you just seriously ask me how to use a spoon?" Wu Fan sounds as disbelieving as he feels because really, only someone from another planet or possibly high on something would ask such a dumb question and he really hopes it's not the latter.

Dimple Guy his head slightly to side and furrows his eyebrows. "Spoon? Is this what this is called?" He eyes the silver object with silent awe and traces the outline with his fingers carefully. Wu Fan shakes his head and grunts, about to ignore him and continue eating his dinner in peace. He makes a mental note to ask for Dimple Guy's name because he really can't keep calling him 'Dimple Guy' forever. Wu Fan considers 'Dimple Freak' and 'Dimple Idiot' then mentally slaps himself when his eyes stray towards the enticing dents along the corners of the shorter guy's mouth.

"Okay, so this is a s-spoon. Spoon," Wu Fan hears Dimple Guy mutter as if testing a new word he's learned in nursery school. "So if this is a spoon, then how do you call this?" He holds up the pair of chopsticks in front of Wu Fan's face this time.

Wu Fan almost chokes on bulgogi. "Okay, seriously, do you not eat from whichever hellhole you come from? Chopsticks. They're called ing chopsticks," He suddenly barks, irritation levels at max. Dimple Guy jerks back slightly, startled and eyes wide with surprise.

"Sorry, we don't really need to eat from where I come from so I've never really tried it before. And by the way, I don't come from hell, I'm from hea-," Dimple Guy starts explaining, hands flailing comically when Wu Fan interrupts.

"You've never what? " Wu Fan splutters, jaw unhinging slightly. 

Dimple Guy stops flailing and stares at Wu Fan, confused. The latter is beginning to think that's the only expression he's capable of. "I've never--tried eating before?" He gives Wu Fan a small smile that would have been distractingly charming, if only the words coming out of that pretty little mouth weren't complete and utter bull.

"Uh-huh. And where exactly did you say you come from again?" Wu Fan asks, shoving the neglected spoonful of rice and meat into his mouth.

Dimple Guy breaks into a huge smile, all dimples and rosy cheeks and looking prettier than Wu Fan would care to admit. "Up there." He points a forefinger upward which Wu Fan follows before nodding in acknowledgement.

"You live on the 4th floor?" He mutters after gulping down his food. He grabs the glass beside the bulgogi and proceeds to down the remaining water.

"No silly, heaven. I live in heaven," Dimple Guy mutters and Wu Fan proceeds to choke for real this time.

 

 

 

 


 

 

author talk

 

Ayo wassup, lovely peeps?

First of all, thank you and congratulations for stumbling into my fanfic! *gives cookies*

This fanfic was inspired by my 12 lovely boys (who give me  insurmountable amount of feels) and by the anime Kobato. I don't know if you guys have seen it but if you have then props to you. I didn't really follow the storyline of the anime, just the idea of gathering people's 'hearts' into a bottle so she can have her wish granted. In here, Yixing's mission is somewhat like that, except he's gathering 'light' borne out of people's happiness and true love and he's an angel striving to get his wings back and return to heaven.  

The rest of the fanfic's storyline is original though and any similarities between other fics are purely coincidental (which is true since I haven't even read any fanfics yet LOL).

I'm relatively new here in AFF (and by relatively new I mean, I just made my account yesterday) and I'm still stumbling my way through the site. I hope I can meet a lot of awesome people here and if you ship my ships (or even if you don't), please feel free to tell me so we can be friends and spazz like the awesome people we are. 

Please do comment and subscribe if interested. 

 

 

Love always, 

kline

 

 

P.S. Special thanks and lots of love for my tumblr friend, Averyl, for the edits. Love you cupcake. *smooches* Now, here's some EXO love for y'all. :D

 

 

 

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HzLicious
#1
it's been 3 years and no update whatsoever
_caramelsundae
#2
I WANT TO READ THIS FIC SO BAD HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH
charmallama
#3
First chapter and its utterly adorable! :D
byunvan
#4
author-nim please update soon T__T
royaliststs
#5
Kris, there will be a lot of times you'll be choking from now on...I suggest you eat faster or just eat pudding ಠ⌣ಠ
Lol this is so cute cx I'm looking forward to it, please update soon
47seconds
#6
Omfg... this.
Immediate adding to all-time favorite label. I think I'm going to die, reading this. /this Krispy Lays shipper is happy.

-- Xiaoyi
kuroka
#7
I LOVE TAORIS but recently i've started to read KRAY fics.. idon'tknowhowishouldfeelaboutthat. From what i've read so far, this seems awesome!
Exotics-on-crack
#8
Omg that's so cute! ;A;
I died at the spoon thing!
Please update soon! This sounds extremely interesting! :D