I saw a bunch of "facts about (group)" so I thought, "Hey, wait a minute! I'm Korean. Why not share a few things about my home country?

A few things before we start, I need to warn you about a few things:

• I've never been to Korea.
• I can't read Korean.
• I can't speak Korean.
• I don't look Korean.
• I'm not Korean.

Without further ado, I introduce:

FACTS ABOUT KOREA