Title: The Big Swindle or: How to the Police and Get Away With It

Pairing: Kyuhyun/Donghae

Genre: Romance, Humor, Crime

Rating: PG-13 (language, brief mention of y times)

Summary: A comprehensive guide to handling the police in style, written by Cho Kyuhyun

Notes: A request from 7yearsofkyu, who wanted a crime story. Based entirely off this fabulous post. I’m sure you wanted something more serious, dear; I just couldn’t help myself. I’m not sorry, though.