Yes Nadine, yes I did.

Happy Birthday.

This is not at all what you wanted,

But you will love it anyway.

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This is silly and fluffy and crackish and is probably only funny to myself and Nadine but whatever.

It is simply the product of a random conversation we had freaking forever ago that was in no way within the context of fanfiction.  THIS IS WHY I SAID YOU WOULD NEVER GUESS IT!

So anyway, happy birthday Nadine darling!  Love you!  Enjoy your 5000 words of ridiculousness that was in no way what you wanted (guys she totally thought this was OT5 /!jong) I don’t think I could have gotten farther from that if I had ing tried. 

Also, once again, sorry it is Jinki-centric.  My bias feels will never be contained.   

Fun fact: This is the longest oneshot i've ever written.  And like 1500 words of it happened last night on a whim.

But I hope you all enjoy