Luhan and Sehun sat down at the kitchen table, cups of coffee in hand. “Oh gosh, I’m tired.” Luhan groaned. “We’ve been so busy lately.”

        Sehun took a sip of his coffee before replying. “I know. It’s really hard.”

        As the two boys conversed, a girl ran as fast as she could down the hallway, hoping she could get there in time. She screeched to a stop in front of EXO’s dorm room and began pounding on it furiously. “Please open the door! I beg of you!”

        Both boys jumped in shock and then looked at the door. “Who is it?” Sehun asked cautiously.

        “My name is Jung Min Jee! It’s extremely important that you open this door right now!” Min Jee yelled.

        Sehun sighed. “She’s probably another fan girl.” He said to Luhan who nodded in agreement.

        ‘Sorry!” Luhan called out. “We’re a little busy right now. We would appreciate it if you left.”

        Outside, Min Jee was ready to rip her hair out. “You’re kidding right?!” She screamed. “I can’t just leave! It’s important!”

        “Please leave or we’ll have to call the police.” Luhan threatened.

        Min Jee swore. “Yah! If you don’t open the door, I’ll have to break it down! I’m warning you, I have a black belt in judo!”

        “Just leave her alone.” Sehun sighed. “She’s just a girl; I doubt she’ll be able to break the door down.”

        “I’m only gonna count to three!” Min Jee threatened. “One... two... three!”

        “Take your best shot!” Luhan taunted. “I doubt you can break the door down anyway!”

        Outside Min Jee smirked. “Fine I will.” She backed up and ran towards the door, doing a flying kick. “Aaaaaaaaaah!” She hit the door and fell to the ground, clutching her foot. “Stupid Kung Fu movies! This doesn’t work at all!” She stood up, crying out at the pain in her foot. “Fine.” She huffed. “I’ll just use Plan B.” She pulled a bobby pin from her hair and set on picking the lock.

        The door swung open and Sehun and Luhan gasped as Min Jee stood there smirking. “Y-you actually broke the door down?!” Luhan couldn’t believe it.

        “No. I just picked the lock.” Min Jee replied casually. “But I do have a black belt in judo, that wasn’t a lie.”

        She set her sight on the cup of coffee that Luhan had in his hand. Her eyes widened as she saw Luhan raise the cup to his lips. ‘No!” She screamed. “Don’t do it!” She ran towards the table where Sehun and Luhan were sitting and tackled Luhan. Well, she tried to tackle Luhan. She just ended up knocking the table over.

        ‘What the heck?!” Luhan yelled. “What is wrong with you?”

        Min Jee tried to stand up, but the pain in her foot prevented it. ‘Whatever you do, don’t drink that coffee!”

        Luhan scoffed. “What are you talking about? You’re crazy.” He took a sip. “Ha, there! What are you going to do now?”

        Min Jee watched in horror as Luhan swallowed. “No.” She muttered, hanging her head. “It’s over. That was the best chance we had.”

        “What do you mean?” Sehun asked. “Best chance for what?”

        Min Jee stared at the two curious boys with sad eyes. “Congratulations. I’m sure you’ll be wonderful parents.”

        Sehun and Luhan were taken aback. “What? What do you mean?”

        Min Jee sighed. “Sehun is going to have with you tonight and-“

        “What?!” Luhan screeched. “Why the hell would Sehun have with me?!”

        “You guys will be drunk and things happen and then-“

        “Why would we be drunk?!” Sehun yelled. “I’m underage!”

        “That doesn’t matter. You know what?” Min Jee said, annoyed. “I’ll just get to the point. Luhan, you’re gonna get pregnant tonight, and Sehun’s going to be the father.”

        “Oh god...” Luhan hit the ground. The poor guy had fainted. Sehun just stared at Min Jee, dumbfounded, who shrugged.

        “Hey don’t look at me, I said congratulations already.”

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