Hey guys, funny story... I lost the file with the alternate ending.  The whole editing of Book 8 was a jumble of copy and pastes, and I accidentally saved the actual ending over the alternate ending and... it's gone. :( Sorry to anyone (if there was anyone) who was looking forward to it, or something.  It wasn't that exciting... basically, after defeating Lucifer, Onew wakes up backstage of a SHINee concert, realizes it was all just a dream, and has a Wizard of Oz moment where he points to each band member and exclaims, "I had a dream... and you were there!  And you, and you!" Then the manager promises to buy them all chicken if they perform well, and this makes Onew very happy.  THE END. :P Oh, and he drops the mic onstage.  Onew Condition FTW!!

IN OTHER NEWS, the Jongkey sequel, decidedly titled The Mismatched Cave, is now avaliable to the public!  Huzzah! :D I hope to see you all there, and that you'll enjoy it as much as you did this story... I''ll be including more Kpop stars than I did last time (keke, Tiffany and her turkey farm :L), it'll be longer than 8 chapters, and will possibly even have a coherent plot!!  If that's not worth reading then I don't know what is! :D

Seriously though you guys, thank you once again for the amazing feedback.  I honestly didn't expect my silly little English project to recieve so much love. *sobs of joy*

And for those who were wondering, no, I never did get to hear what my teacher thought of the project. :( It was an end of the year assignment, so he never had the chance to get back to us on them before school let out.  What do you guys think he might've thought, as a male teacher with no background knowledge of Kpop?  Humor me with one last comment before we move on to the Jongkey-centric universe! :) Tee-hee, love you all.  Hope to see you all at The Mismatched Cave!

Lot's of love,

- LeTurtle <3