Good evening, afternoon, or morning everyone! A wonderful day for the Oxford comma, ne?

My, my. Isn't this an interesting turn of events? I joined this site to help a friend edit a story of hers in which she based the main character off me. I wanted to do other things on here. I don't want to only have the name co-author associated with me. I had one core problem other than my cat sitting on my hand: I don't really like K-Pop too much. So what do I write about? So I figured how about I write about that?

You know something I love? , but that wasn't what I planned on typing here. Satire, that's what I planned to put here. For those who are unaware or just need a reminder of what satire is, I'll pull out my handy-dandy online dictionary. Ahem,

"The use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people's stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues."

Eek, that's......a bit harsh for what I'm using satire for. Let me be clear in saying this so no one lunges for the jugular when I actually start posting: I have no qualms with K-Pop. Take your humor with you while reading this fic, for there will be no apologies for anything I write. Any and all butthurt fangirls will be promptly ignored.

*DEEP BREATH* Now that that's outta the way, I'll add one last thing before I go. Relax, I'm not going to be that bad. Don't expect this to be like the roast of Flava Flav up in here. Let's lighten things up and enjoy the ride.

Mel, if you're reading this, this is revenge for writing me into your story. Karma. Enjoy it.

BTW I'll be changing the picture every chapter depending on the theme of the chapter and mood. Have chibi Nezushi for the foreword.

EDIT: I think it'd also be nice to warn y'all about some bad language in here. Swearing ahoy~