Unicorns Farting Out Rainbows That Smell Like Lavender

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Life and reality is so difficult sometimes. I would rather go to sleep and drift off into my own world. Heck, I'd do that everyday. I mean, it isn't too bad to be day dreaming either right? Cause honestly, I'm bored of all these AP exams and all these things we have to learn, when there's no point in learning them. My friend thinks I'm insane just simply because I believe that Unicorns exist. He also thinks if it were between Zombies and Unicorns, the Zombies with win. Oh please. Those undead mindless things? Not a chance. You know what? I don't care if people think I'm insane. Not even my friend. Because anything is possible in my world. I can do what I want, say what I want. No one is to judge. The real world can't do anything about it. No way reality can interfere with my world, because I'm the wall, the barrier, the gate, and I'm not letting them pass one another. Well...I think I'm keeping them separate.  

 

"You know you can't resist the Jung Daehyun."  

“Pshh, you’re nothing to me. Compared to unicorns farting out rainbows that smell like lavender, I say they beat you.”                                              

“The hell? THEY DON’T EVEN EXIST!!”                                                                                                                                        

“Hmph, well they do in my world.”  

Foreword

Imagination

 

Unicorns, What they call healers during the battle standing side by side next to the Prince and his Knights. With long sliver manes more gorgeous and bouncier that Fabio turns away and becomes ashamed of himself. Ha, beat that. Who's replacing you with the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter NOW ? Ehem.. right.  

..stands high and mighty with such confidence that your eyes nearly singe from staring at it. The ivory horn, so dangerously sharp, it can implae and kill you in a instant, but so precious, with a delicate touch, it can heal and possibly save lives(btw it would cost a fortune to sell one of those). With the Prince running foreword charge~! With a loud battle cry the unicorns runs besides him. Together, they fight against the most frightening vial creatures that walk in their death. The brainless creatures with no motives or goals simply gorge themselves and devour the citizens of the great Prince's kingdom. They too had stolen young unicorns to feast on. That is why both Prince and Unicorns join forces to fight the Zombies. The loud sounds of horns are blown. The battle begins. Knight and Prince with their swords ready to plunge into the munchers, the unicorns head down, ready to use their ivory horns as a weapon, they charge up to the stumbling creatures unitl.......a burst of  rainbow shines shooting up into the sky making a rippling sound causing everyone to stop and  look with Ohhh's and Ahhhh's mouth gaped open. A smell of lavender spreads across the bloody field as the rainbow fades away. And then, with no sudden warning a flash of light blinds everyone.

A minute had past before the lights dimmed down. The Prince eyes begins adjusts to the sudden flash, the zombies were gone. Not only that. The unicorns. The knights gazed at each other with great confusion looking around, up and down. No more blood stained the ground; flowers emerged from the soil, and the warmth of happiness in the atmosphere was more than just a wee little speck of dust, but a huge whole swallowing the joys and smile of the men. The men cheer on and celebrate with joy that the evil had disappeared, but they stand tradgetically sadden since from that very day, no one ever saw the unicorns again and they were declared extinct….


Reality: Is where you should be living, but Ahyoung (ISH YOUUU) :{D <---- Moustache~~! Whooohaa) is kinda bit lenient over the difference between fake and reality. Ever since she encountered the book of Zombies Vs Unicorns, she’s been hooked and can’t get enough about it. She always mixes it up with her real life and ends up doing something reckless and stupid. Only her “Prince and Shiny Armor” can rescue her from this silly childish behavior now, but she doesn’t know that it could possibly be her best friend. She only thinks of him as a “Comrade”, “A bro”, “BEST FRIEND”. Can these two best friends becoming more than just buddies? Will they be able to clash and find each other to make a perfect King and Queen for their Kingdom? You know what they say, a perspective on someone could change. 


Thats right mah Mochi Minions. I'm writing another story with a whole different style and aproach. :P I hope you like Unicorns~!  I've decided not to rate this as M. O3o Cause I dun wanna. Warning~! There is some profanity in here. -.- Okai, allot. So if you can't handle the heat, I suggest you get out. Same goes for voilents and some dirty stuff. OeO I'll warn you when it's coming though. Don't think I'm a ert or anything D: My mind doesn't reach as far as some of you..... xDDD 

NOW. LEZ BE TROLLIN AND READIN....

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EXOEXOEXO88 #1
OMG THE TITLE MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCH XD
Cheoneunnie
#2
Chapter 7: Yongguk...DA FUQ?
Cheoneunnie
#3
Oh look! Yay!!!! A daehyun fic with a good plot and good grammar :3
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ZelosWifeyy
#4
I LIEK IT <3
ITS INTERESTING :D
BUT LIKE...ASDFGHJKL WHERE DID YOU GET THE GIF OF THE UNICORN
FierceMarshmallow
#5
LOL. What is this that I'm reading? xP My goodness, the foreword. I did not know someone can be that weirdly obsessed with unicorns D: This is just epicness. LOL and Daehyun, "I'M NOT SOME GAY FLINGING AROUND PINK GLITTERY PENCILS FOR GUYS TO FOND OVER." xD Idk why, but it sounds wrong to me. UPDATE SOON~!I'M THIRSTING TO READ MORE.