Pairings: 2Min, OnKey if you squint and turn your head about thirty degrees to the left.
Warnings: Some strong language

SHINee's IM names: (these will be posted at the beginning of every chapter for reference)
Onew: chickencondition
Key: makeroomforthediva
Jonghyun: likeblingblingball
Minho: mynameisminho
Taemin: imarealboy

Oh, and the leg warmers thing is in reference to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29r8gT2oDsw

Enjoy! :D

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makeroomforthediva is now online
likeblingblingball is now online

makeroomforthediva says: jong wtf is up with your username?

likeblingblingball says: it’s an homage to super junior and dbsk hyungs. also, my nickname.

makeroomforthediva says: what?

likeblingblingball says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgXa7AIqd6A

makeroomforthediva says: right. that.

chickencondition is now online

makeroomforthediva says: jinki hyung, i have something very serious to talk to you about.

chickencondition says: ???

likeblingblingball says: ?????

makeroomforthediva says: jonghyun, this is between jinki and me

likeblingblingball says: fine D:

chickencondition says: OMFG JUST TELL ME ALREADY! WHAT DID I DO WRONG?

makeroomforthediva says: jinki, baby, i love you and all, but… leg warmers? REALLY?

chickencondtion says: they’re comfy. i like them.

makeroomforthediva says: babe, not even i can pull off leg warmers.

chickencondition says: but

makeroomforthediva says: no more leg warmers.

chickencondition says: fine.

likeblingblingball says: can i just interject and tell you how hilarious this conversation is?

mynameisminho is now online
imarealboy is now online

likeblingblingball says: i find it incredibly creepy that you two always sign on at the same time.

imarealboy says: hey hyungs~~~~

imarealboy says: i mean

imarealboy says: Hey, hyungs!

chickencondition: ?

imarealboy says: My teacher told me that I should start writing properly outside of school, even online.

makeroomforthediva: aww, my son is so obedient! *squish*

imarealboy says: Umma, I’m in the next room. You can come and give me a real hug. :3

makeroomforthediva’s status is set to away

likeblingblingball says: minho, say something, you’re scaring me.

mynameisminho says: something.

likeblingblingball says: *facepalm*

likeblingblingball says: ow, i actually just did that irl, and it hurt. DX

chickencondition says: LOL JONGHYUN YOU’RE CATCHING THE CONDITION.

likeblingblingball says: OMFG SOMEBODY QUARANTINE JINKI HYUNG

mynameisminho says: i’m on it.

mynameisminho’s status is set to away

chickencondition says: MINHO WHAT ARE YOU DOIBNAOSDFPA

chickencondition is now offline

likeblingblingball says: i feel genuinely worried for my safety.

mynameisminho’s status is set to available
makeroomforthediva’s status is set to available

imarealboy says: Ummaaaaaaa, just because I give you permission to squish me, doesn’t mean you are allowed to physically squeeze all the air out of me. D:

makeroomforthediva says: i can’t help it, my baby is so cute. :3

makeroomforthediva says: where did jinki go?

mynameisminho says: …

likeblingblingball says: o_o

makeroomforthediva says: ?

imarealboy says: ?

mynameisminho says: brb, i’m thirsty.

mynameisminho’s status is set to away

makeroomforthediva says: jonghyun, what happened?

mynameisminho’s status is set to available

mynameisminho says: HELP

mynameisminho says: MINHO HAS ME HOSTAGE IN HIS ROOM

mynameisminho’s status is set to away
mynameisminho’s status is set to available

mynameisminho says: back. what did i miss?

makeroomforthediva says: o_o

likeblingblingball says: o_o

imarealboy says: o_o

mynameisminho says: ?

likeblingblingball say: HOLY MINHO YOU SCARE ME.

imarealboy says: Minho hyung, what are you doing to Jinki hyung? ;_;

chickencondition is now online

chickencondition says: LOL I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GUYS FELL FOR THAT.

mynameisminho says: hold on, hyung, i have to come give you a high-five.

mynameisminho’s status is set to away

makeroomforthediva says: DAMMIT JINKI

likeblingblingball says: DAMMIT JINKI

imarealboy says: DAMMIT JINKI

makeroomforthediva says: taembaby, don’t swear. D:

imarealboy says: Sorry, umma. ;_;

chickencondition says: don’t tell me you actually thought that minho kidnapped me?

makeroomforthediva says: …

likeblingblingball says: …

imarealboy says: …

mynameisminho’s status is set to available

chickencondition says: OH COME ON MINHO’S NOT THAT CREEPY

mynameisminho says: of course i’m not.

imarealboy says: Haha, good timing, Minho hyung! XD

mynameisminho says: thanks, taembaby. :3

makeroomforthediva says: WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM TAEMBABY

makeroomforthediva says: I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS TO CALL HIM TAEMBABY

mynameisminho says: … should we tell them?

likeblingblingball says: tell us what?

imarealboy says: Minho and I

chickencondition: minho and you…?

imarealboy says: are

imarealboy says: kind

imarealboy says: of

imarealboy says: dating.

likeblingblingball says: WHOA I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.

chickencondition says: I WAS REALLY NOT EXPECTING THAT.

makeroomforthediva says: i was expecting that.

mynameisminho says: you were? ._.

makeroomforthediva says: well duh.

makeroomforthediva says: your flirting is so obvious.

makeroomforthediva says: SO obvious.

likeblingblingball says: well now i feel left out.

likeblingblingball says: taemin has minho. key has onew. and i have nobody. ;_;

makeroomforthediva says: don’t worry, jongbaby. i’m sure the fans will pair you up with someone soon enough.

chickencondition says: remember when we found that fanfic about you and taegoon? it could work.

likeblingblingball says: I’VE NEVER EVEN MET TAEGOON.

makeroomforthediva says: well, then, we’ll have to fix that. *raises eyebrow*

likeblingblingball says: BUT HE’S NOT EVEN HOT.

imarealboy says: Aww, Jong-hyung, one day you’ll find somebody who’s perfect for you, and you will feel amazing. Just wait for that day. :3

makeroomforthediva says: *wipes tear dramatically* MY TAEMBABY ALWAYS KNOWS JUST WHAT TO SAY. I’M COMING TO SQUISH YOU AGAIN. AND IT WILL BE THE MOST EPIC SQUISH YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED.

makeroomforthediva is now offline

imarealboy says: OMG MINHO SAVE ME

imarealboy is now offline

mynameisminho says: k.

mynameisminho is now offline

likeblingblingball says: well, it’s just you and me, hyung.

chickencondition says: want to come drown your sorrows in chicken? i’m about to order some.

likeblingblingball says: i’ll be right there.

likeblingblingball is now offline

chickencondition says: YAY CHICKEN.

chickencondition is now offline