Selfish Bastard

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He has shrunken down to the height of an iPhone.

She has to help him become life sized again.

Can she help him learn to be selfless in just seven days?

 

 

 


 

Foreword

Previous poster:

 

This story is written for xJungSquaredx, my lovely Jagiya (But you guys can pretend that the main character is you xD ..or whatever you feel like doing). Happy birthday dear~ :D

 

 

Check out the other stories in my 'ETERNITY Series' (or any of my other stories) below or on the left!

The characters in each story do not know each other and have not met, but some events lead to the next story. (: Each story is connected in some way.

 

Featuring Teen Top's Ahn Daniel:

 

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YoongiholicAnonymous #1
Chapter 14: What? No!! It's over now :'(
First I thought "WTF?!?! WHAT IS THAT FOR AN STUPID ENDING?!?!"
But then you said that you were joking :D
And I was relieved :D
Idk why but I liked the railroad scene. Especially the moment where Joon ran off before the witch finished her sentence about that Aejung no longer needs his kidney^^
That's enough evidence that Joon cares for/likes/loves Aejung :D
I'm going to miss that selfish (little) bastard ;D
xJungSquaredx
#2
Chapter 14: Part two~ Damn the limit on comments. -____-"

Omg. The ending. LOL. I'm glad he opened the door for the little boy this time~ Like what kind of human being are you if you shut a door into a little boy's face?? And then we had an accidental kiss. Omg. Haha. Omg omg omg. Give me a moment to blush~

So I think Joon fell for her fish face more than anything else about her. I bet you that that face is what made him fall. Yeahp. Not her personality or looks. Nope. It's her fish face...lol. Idk if that's something to be proud of, but it did score her a rich boyfriend, soo~~ LOL.

WOOW. LEE JOON IS NOT ONLY A SELFISH BASTARD (WELL NOT ANYMORE) BUT HE'S ALSO A SNEAKY BASTARD. LOL. KISSING HER SO SHE CAN STOP MAKING THAT FACE. IT'S NATURAL REFLEX! IT CAN'T BE HELP! DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITT! LOLOL. BUT IT WAS SO CUTE HOW HE DID IT. LOLOL.

OMO. THANK YOU YEOBO~~ I LOOVE IT SOO MUCH. IT WAS FUNNY AND CUTE AND OMFG SO RIDICULOUS HOW JOON WAS AN . BUT HE BECAME A CHANGED ~ SO IT'S ALL GOOOOOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN FOR THIS. <33
xJungSquaredx
#3
Chapter 14: It's a new feeling to click on the title of this fic and see the word "complete" beside it. It's a mix between happiness and sadness. Lol. But omg. Congrats on completing it before it's one year anniversary! :D AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PUTTING TIME OUT TO WRITE THIS FOR ME~~ <3

I go comment on the last chapter now~ xDD

ROFL at the fake beginning. LAWL. That's an awesome ending~ We'll meet in heaven, Lee Joon you bastard! LOL.

Omg. Joooooooon~~~~ You came for me!!! I knew you love me~ You can't deny it! You have fallen for mee~~~ My fish face makes you fall even harder~ :D Kekeke. And then you gave me "Junggiefish"...Lol. That name is everywhere now. Like literally. Everywhere. Mentioned all over the place. Lol. It's coo' coo'~

Omg. The lady floats. SHE FREAKIN' FLOATS. DO PEOPLE NOT SEE HER?? HE WAS IN PUBLIC, RIGHT?? And awhh~ He's running to the hospital before the lady even gets a chance to speak~ Hah! In your face, lady! How does it feel to be ignored? LOL. She does it to Lee Joon a lot. Haha.

I like how Aejung is like...so calm when she's on the brink of death. LOL. Just you know, gunna say good bye to people while I'm in pain. It's all good~ LOL. And then bam! Lee Joon bursts through the door like a hot shot~ But omg. I helluh giggled when he said "I'm here" LIKE OMG. MOST CHARMING PART IN THE WHOLE FIC. LOL. Ended up not using his kidney anyways though because she miraculously healed. THE WITCH IS A ____ FOR PUTTING AEJUNG GO THROUGH ALL THAT. SHE OWES AEJUNG. I SWEAR TO GOD. YO WITCH. GIVE ME YOUR LIFE!

Aejung now has Joon's blood running through her veins. LOL. "I got you~~ ooh~ Under my skin~" (DBSK! Kyaa! <3) LIKE LITERALLY.

Cheondung is like, the best secretary in the whole wide freakin' world. I bet you he was the one that spilled something on that one lady's dress. LOL. You go Cheondung~

Joon doesn't mention anything about the "boyfriend" comment because he already considers himself as Aejung's boyfriiiiiend~ LOL. Naneoui boyfriend~ <3
xQueenHanniex
#4
Chapter 14: OMG. This is AWESOME! Honestly at first when I started to read this I was super thinking...he is going to be stuck forever! OMGOMG. Then the creepiness of him following her around was kinda...well I guess it was good he found a pretty lady to go home with. ;DDD

for these last two chapters I was like...This boy is totally a goner. A very rich goner. Ice scupltures and everything.

AWWWW HE LIKES HER FISHY FACE! Okay you win kinda. BUT ONCE YOU SAVED HER LIFE, OR TRIED TO THAT WAS REDEEMING. YOU HAVE REDEEMED YOURSELF IN MY EYES. GOOD JOB~

SEUNGHO WHERE YOU AT MAN?! I THOUGHT THE EMPOLYER WOULD NOTICE ONE WORKER MISSING FIRST!
Infinitely4k #5
Chapter 14: Wow I really loved it!!!
iheartsoojung
#6
Chapter 13: part two ;D

BUT LITTLE CHEONDUNG SHOULDER ANGELS. CAN I GET A PAIR? PLEASE? I’LL BE GOOD (OR BAD…?), I SWEAR. totally disregarding (but not really) lee joon being all petty and jealous and stab-y because- i want a pair omg.

(and lol not aejung unnie, but i read the note anyway and- wow, daeun hasn’t changed at all.)

okay, the last tidbit/section of my comment spam! if cheondung says there is a way, there will be a way~~ ;D BUT YAY. CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. he finally realized how much of a ________ he is. ;3 yesss, treat aejung unnie and cheondung better~ haha. but- so close, yet so far! we may have stumbled upon a baby attempt of lee joon actually thanking someone ;o (i love how he compares her to a fish all the time, because junggiefish is just legit omg) HE CALLED HER CUTE. MORE DEVELOPMENT. he is so good this chapter ;D

boom! lee joon is back to normal size! and then that raises all suspicious and warning signs because bad things always happen when the main character thinks his problem is resolved, but he hasn’t done anything to resolve it. ._____.

a couple lines later- boom, again! ah, gdi. she was rushed to the hospital? (while the other side drinks and prances along with their rich selves). when the witch popped up in the washroom, i was half expecting her to spit on him again xD

“she was fine when i saw her earlier” omg poop can happen in like .05 seconds, man. come on. large trucks. a danger to society. and lee aejung.

hey lee joon, if you don’t go, you’re going to eff up the deal and die, so you might as well go (out of the goodness of your heart because damn, we all know you have a crush on her anyway). GIVE HER YOUR BLOOD. AND YOUR KIDNEY. COME ON, LEE JOON. BE A WARM PERSON.

it shouldn’t even be a tough decision (but i guess you wouldn’t be the a-hole of the story if it was an easy choice)- just let cheondung handle the deal! sheesh. GO LEE JOON, GO!

(i tried very hard not be censored, can you tell? lol.)
iheartsoojung
#7
Chapter 13: so i was going through my subscriptions because i knew i was forgetting something, but when i finally looked back, i was like- how am i three chapters behind?! lol. so onwards to my comment spam! ;D

chapter eleven: i like the word douche. sadly, i don’t think lee joon appreciates the word as much as i do- even if he is one (because i read the latest chapter already and omfg not going to the hospital is an epic move of douchebaggery, but more on that later).

okay, i thought bad thoughts around the stretching part because it pretty much sounds like medieval punishment, but- hah. a dog named bummie. i thought of kibummie, and then i pictured him as a dog, and now all I can think about is aejung unnie having a really sassy (and gorgeous) golden retriever. ;D

“so what’s your name little guy?” chulyong wins best character in this fic (until my biased self gets to spazzing about cheondung, and then this statement will hence be forgotten forever). but throwing lee joon in the air. pretty awesome.

chapter twelve! aejung the babysitter. the title works ;D but yay, mir has met lee joon in all of his ry! ;D ah, lee joon is in denial and back to the “peasant, do my bidding”-ness because he got all flustered over unnie’s smile? oh jealousy. how you work wonders on people of the douchebag category. (wait, is the d word going to get me censored? i guess i’ll find out later…)

mir sounds like someone who would wake up in the middle of the night and scream “GOOD MORNING, WORLD” just because he could. hmm. he is starting to rival cheondung in his awesomeness (kind of). .___. lol.

ah, aegyo. the downfall of everyone. he can’t stand her pouting either. oh, have the might have fallen! (shrunken…?) it makes me giggle how he gets tinier and tinier just cause he won’t let up on being a buttface xD
YoongiholicAnonymous #8
Chapter 13: OMG JOON!! >.<
HOW CAN YOU BE SO SELFISH?!?!
I hope that you make the right decision!!
xJungSquaredx
#9
Chapter 13: Joon you ____er. Any normal person would rush to the hospital after getting a call! You're a ____in' selfish bastard. Omg. They should've called Cheondung. Aejung helped you too, ! And reality check: if you disappear, you'll still lose the deal. And then your company! . The woman is cruel for putting Aejung through that. The doctor should really call the best friend, co-worker or neighbor. They're probably more help. Omg. I wanna see Aejung's best friend beat the crap out of Joon. Or like, step on the stupid dip ____.

But thanks for updatingg~ ;3
YoongiholicAnonymous #10
Chapter 12: Ohh this was good!
Joon is jelly :D
I'm so excited because of the next chapter