Catch Me

SMTOWN: This Chat Room has to be kept secret!!

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: catch me!!

 

Park Jung Soo: what?!

 

Kim Young Woon: no, thanks. It'll be harder to catch you than catching the biggest, worst criminal in the whole wide world.

 

Lee Tae Min: Kyuhyun Hyung... You're a criminal??!!

 

Kim Joon Myun: Taemin-ah... T.T

 

Lee Tae Min: I know, Suho Hyung... It's a shocking news that your best friend turns out to be a criminal... And he's on the run too :'(

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: bloody hell! I'm not a freaking criminal!!

 

Choi Si Won: you are qualified as one

 

Lee Dong Hae: amen to that!

 

Jung Yun Ho: thanks, Kyuhyun!

 

Xi Lu Han: why are you thanking Kyuhyun Hyung, Hyung?

 

Kim Min Seok: your sentence's structure is confusing o.O

 

Choi Min Ho: ... Why, Xiumin Hyung?

 

Kim Min Seok: first of all, Minho, Xiumin and Hyung don't go together...

 

Kim KEY Bum: and second of all, it's confuing for too many Hyung word in one sentence

 

Zhang Yi Xing: he mentioned Hyung twice only though...

 

Kim Min Seok: which are very near to each other, thank you very much!!!

 

Kris Wu: please understand that his mind gets jumbled up easily

 

Kim Min Seok: give respect to your Hyung, Kris Wu!

 

Kris Wu: yes, hyung *roll eyes*

 

Shim Chang Min: Kris, have you ever considered being part of Kyu-Line?

 

Jung Yun Ho: stop recruiting more members into the dark side!!!

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: I can see a potential here. You can be as evil as me, Kris *smirk*

 

Lee Hyuk Jae: no! Oh for the love of God, no!!!

 

Choi Soo Young: only in SM Nation that you can have guys who are more talkative than girls

 

Kim Tae Yeon: oh thank you for saying that Soo!

 

Kwon Boa: these people sure talk a lot...

 

Kwon Yuri: uh-huh. Btw, have you heard my voice in TVXQ's new album?

 

Kim Jae Joong: you lend your voice in their album?

 

Kim Hyo Yeon: she did... For 2 seconds only. MUHAHAHA

 

Kim Jun Su: you weren't there though. I swear I've heard the album so many times

 

Jung Yun Ho: my sweet Junsu! *hugs you so tight*

 

Park Yoo Chun: did you hit your head somewhere, Yunho?!

 

Kwon Yuri: I was there, Oppa!! Listen more carefully...

 

Shim Chang Min: yes, listen very, very, very attentively... One second passed then you'll miss it...

 

Shin Dong Hee: means your part is so short, Yuri

 

Kim Jong Woon: I didn't hear any girl voices though

 

Im Yoona: she's there, okay?!

 

Choi Min Ho: yes, she is!

 

Seo Joo Hyun: it's in "Like a Soap"

 

Park Jung Soo: that's your voice?!

 

Choi Si Won: it's really 2 seconds

 

Lee Soon Kyu: at least you're there, Yuri! :)

 

Shim Chang Min: yeah. It's okay. Better luck next time

 

Kim Hee Chul: whaaaaa??

 

Kwon Yuri: who cares how long it was? I'm in it! And that's good enough *smile in victory*

 

Choi Jin Ri: you sound good, Unnie :)

 

Stephanie Hwang: you're such a sweet girl, Sulli. Unnie is proud!

 

Jung Yun Ho: so... About catch me...

 

Kim Jun Su: stop promoting your album, for goodness' sake!

 

Shim Chang Min: please give lots of love to Catch Me!

 

Kim Jae Joong: you'll never win Changmin, Junsu. You don't stand a chance

 

Lee Hyuk Jae: it's better to give that dream up right now, Junsu

 

Kim Jun Su: argh, forget it!!

 

Shim Chang Min: no one messes with me even my own Hyung

 

Shin Chang Min: I love you, by the way, Junsu Hyung :*

 

Kim Jun Su: I said forget it!

 

Park Yoo Chun: you're pawned

 

Han Geng: hey Yunho, I got the album delivery. It's awesome!

 

Jung Yun Ho: I'm glad you did, Hyung

 

Han Geng: the dragon dance is craaaaaazy

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: Yunho Hyung, have you ever notice that Dragon is spelled Yong?

 

Lee Sung Min: don't go there...

 

Kim Ki Bum: oh please, are we going to do this again?

 

Kim Jong Hyun: it is spelled YONG

 

Kim Jong Hyun: as in YONG-Hwa

 

Oh Se Hun: like CNBlue-Yonghwa? That's cool :D

 

Krystal Jung: beware, a wild dog is nearly on the loose

 

Kim Jong Dae: it will be out in 3...

 

Kim Jong Dae: 2

 

Kim Jong Dae: 1

 

Shim Chang Min: PUHAHAHA, our dance is named YONG Dance

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: instead of a wild dog, a crazy lunatic one is here -.-

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: don't forget that you're his twin from hell

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: well, twins don't always stick together, you know? Read a book, wookie!

 

Song Qian: you're mean Kyuhyun *.*

 

Lee Sung Min: and you know that now?!

 

Jung Yun Ho: uh-huh, it's called YONG dance. So what?! What? What are you saying?!

 

Kim Jung Mo: he's boiling up, I tell you

 

Seo Joo Hyun: oh please... Yunnie, let's talk in private

 

Shim Chang Min: Joohyun!!! Why are you suggesting things like that?!

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: Joohyun, I didn't teach you to be vulgar

 

Shin Dong Hee: I seriously wonder how dirty your brains are

 

Choi Soo Young: this is what you got for watching too many videos

 

Everyone: o.O

 

Choi Soo Young: I have never watched it!!!!!

 

Kim Tae Yeon: nah, doubt that

 

Jessica Jung: *gasp* *MAJOR GASP*

 

Krystal Jung: -.- to the above

 

Jessica Jung: Soo Jung, be respectful

 

Park Jung Soo: I will totally miss this craziness :(

 

Lee Dong Hae: uhhhh... Hyung...?

 

Park Jung Soo: I will be in the army, guys!

 

Kim Jung Mo: in case you haven't noticed, I'll be there too

 

Lee Hyuk Jae: it's not like you'll kiss your phone goodbye

 

Lee Soon Kyu: yeah, Boom Oppa called me while he was in the army

 

Lee Jin Ki: you're not going to die there anyway Hyung

 

Park Jung Soo: thanks for the support, fellas *note my sarcasm*

 

Lee Tae Min: oh! It's sarcasm!

 

Kwon Boa: good boy, you're really taking notes x_x

 

Kim KEY Bum: *sighs* when will you grow up?

 

Lee Tae Min: I am taller than Jonghyun Hyung now

 

Kim Jong Hyun: YAH!!! WHO GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO BRING THAT UP?!

 

Jessica Jung: just accept the fact that you aren't tall enough, Jongie

 

Kwon Yuri: look who's talking

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: I can't see who's talking

 

Shim Chang Min: she's down there Kyu

 

Kyu-Line: HAHAHAHA

 

Kim Tae Yeon: being short is not a crime!!

 

Kim Hyo Yeon: it's not a crime!!!

 

Seo Joo Hyun: don't mess with these unnie-deul, they have even more power than us

 

Stephanie Hwang: I'm glad that I'm just in the middle

 

Do Kyung Soo: height is a sensitive issue T.T

 

Seo Joo Hyun: it's okay, kyungsoo. You'll grow even taller

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: that's what my mom told me :(((

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: but I didn't get taller

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: why is world so not fair to me...?

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: why?!

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: Why?!

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: WHY?!

 

Kim Jong Hyun: yes... Why?! Why is this happening to us, Hyung?!

 

Kim Tae Yeon has left.

 

Lee Soon Kyu has left.

 

Kim Hyo Yeon has left.

 

Jessica Jung has left.

 

Kim Joon Myun has left.

 

Kim Min Seok has left.

 

Do Kyung Soo has left.

 

Park Jung Soo: what the hell?

 

Jung Yun Ho: are the short people leaving?

 

Kim Ryeo Wook: HUAAAAAA :'(

 

Kim Ryeo Wook has left

 

Kim Jong Hyun has left

 

Lee Jin Ki: I'm not that tall either...

 

Shim Chang Min: okay, you can leave ;))

 

Lee Jin Ki: ooo...kay...

 

Lee Jin Ki has left

 

Shim Chang Min: that boy is obedient. Very good

 

Jung Yun Ho: stop making people leave!

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: it's not our fault that they are slightly shorter than us

 

Park Jung Soo: you're making it worse

 

Seo Joo Hyun: let's not make them feel bad, Oppa

 

Shim Chang Min: okay, Joo :)

 

Cho Kyu Hyun: alright, consider it done, ma'am

 

Jung Yun Ho: SERIOUSLY???!!!!

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AN: I AM VERY VERY SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE *bow down in apology*

I hope that this chapter is not boring...

If you guys have any plots or any events you want me to write about, please tell me and I will see how it can fit here :)

 

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LeeJiRim #1
Chapter 6: make it sesul please ><
karma705 #2
Chapter 9: Haha this is funny
littlehanridinghun #3
Chapter 9: omg kaistal..
btw this story is awesome..
no i mean its DAE to the BAK!!!
really love that kyu-line evilness..
btw im looking forward to kaistal and maknaes line gathering tho.. ^^
gnseomates #4
Chapter 9: is the story just end like this? no!! it's great story, author-nim please update the next chapter. I'll wait :)
MariaSimanjuntak
#5
Chapter 9: OMG!!!!!!!!!
THIS STORY IS DAE TO THE BAK!!!!
UPDATE SOON AUTHORNIM!!!^^
caviar
#6
Chapter 9: hah the chats are hilarious!
yunseo & sifany ♡
& hangeng bby. ; ^ ; ♡
K-Poplover5
#7
I found this fanfic a couple of months ago and now I found it again. I really like this fanfiction. It always makes me laugh. My favorite chapter is Maknaes Are. Author-nim, I really want to thank you for writing such a funny fanfiction.
gonegirl
#8
Chapter 9: SEOYUNHO/YUNSEO ftw!!!!!!
HOLYKRISUSOPPA #9
Chapter 9: WHUTTTTTTTT~