Kris: Hey baby~

Tao: What is this?

Kris: What? O__o

Tao: You kissed Amber???!!!!  

Kris: I didn’t! She kissed me on the cheek! It was nothing, Tao.

Tao: I do not like this Gege!!!! I’m seeing “Kramber” or "Krisber" or whatever it's called, all over the internet now!!! Where is the Taoris?

Kris: O__O

Tao: It’s going to take a lot of Gucci for me to forgive you!

Kris: But SM is run by cheap, old men who don’t pay us enough. I can’t buy you a lot of Gucci

Kris: There’s a discount store nearby

Tao: HOW DARE YOU!!!!! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM???!!!!?

Tao: You really think I’m going to buy my clothes at a discount store?????!!!

Kris: Hey calm down and roll like a buffalo

Tao: Oh don’t start with that! Who am I? Chanyeol?

/Kris facepalms

Kris: Go watch some TV

Kris: I love you ^^