16 Hours a Day Being a Guy

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Meet me, Park JiHye, a high school student.

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1.       Single.

2.       Never been in a relationship.

3.       Not planning on being in one at the moment.

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Don’t get me wrong. I don’t hate boys.

Well, not really. Not to the extent of an anti or something. I am realistic.

I need them to breed and create some cute little JiHye into the world.

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Although, thinking back about it, bank exists for a reason.

Maybe I need to consider my choices back.

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As for now, I’m living a pretty calm peaceful life, blessed for being a girl, a single one at that, with friends, all-girl-high-school-life, pretty good grades.

Hell, yeah. I’m perfect.

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But that was before a crazy pissed off cupid came into my life and turned it into a living hell, called boy’s life.

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Foreword

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“You need to get a boyfriend soon, or I would failed my “Great Cupids” test again.” this weird cupid calling himself Taeby pouted and folded his arms, flying up and down infront of my face.

His movements made me dizzy. I shook my head, trying to regain the little sanity left in me, if there was even any.

“Look here, er, Taeby.” I said with what I thought a convincing tone. He gazed at me happily hearing me adressing him the way he wanted. I had no choice. I need to make him happy even though I hate calling him Taeby. Taeby is too lame. Taemin-Baby. Taeby. Bleh.

“I wouldn’t have any improvement if you stayed here and distracting me. So how about going to another target, leave me alone, and voila, when you came back I already had a boyfriend, and you didn’t even need to work hard for it. How perfect is that?” I tempted him. He narrowed his eyes on me, didn’t look tempted at all.

Screw me and my so-called-convincing-tone.

“I don’t believe you at all.” he said, pointing his finger on me.

Really, cupid has no manner at all. You don’t go around pointing your finger on people, stupid crazy cupid.

Hey, that was rhymed. I like it. Stupid-crazy-cupid. I shall use it again someday if he pissed me off.

“Then you have no other choice.” I said, folding my arms like he did, and lifting my chin as a bonus. “Bring me a guy with Won Bin’s look, IQ minimum of 160, a body like Rain’s, wealthy, and nice. Then we’re good.”

Taemin threw me a disgusted look.

“You think a guy like that would want you?” he exclaimed.

Now that was an insult.

“Then prepare yourself on failing another cupid's qualification test.” I said, shrugging. Taemin sighed, and I stared at him happily. Has he given up?

“You really left me with no choice.” he said. And with that, he lifted his right hand and pointed it on me while muttering some weird words. I couldn’t help to feel frighten. Is he cursing me? Does pissing a cupid off really dangerous?

Suddenly, a shot-like voice rang up, and my eyes striked with a very bright light. I shutted my eyes hard, waiting for something big to happen. But the next moment, everything stopped as fast as it began.

Taemin stared at me apologetically.

“I’m really sorry.” he said, staring at me.

Sorry for what? For startling me?

He was still staring at me in an awe manner. Okay, something is defenitely off here.

Following my instinct, I went to check my self up on the mirror.

Except, it’s not me I saw on the reflection.

But it must be me, I mean the guy was wearing my clothes.

But I said it, a guy. So it’s definitely not me. I mean, I’m a girl, right?

Okay, sanity, please be nice and stay with me. I need you very bad right now.

 I sighed, and the guy in the mirror did the same.

Stop imitating me, you creeper!

A scary realization strucked me right there, and I, holding my breath, pulled my pants a little and peeked inside.

Holy crap.

What was it I saw down there?

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Another Storyline by: hyo_jinki

Starring: EXO-K

And an OC. Or several. It depends.

I didn't plagiarize in any way. If there was a resemblance with any other fic, then it would strictly be coincidental.

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I've said what I need to say. Now it's your turn.     

Enjoy Reading.     

And you already know I would love your feedback very much.     

Thank You! ^^     

hyo_jinki     

 

 

Credits for reachthestars @ PARANOIA  for the awesome poster and bg!

Thank you so much! XD

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RizaOneie
#1
Chapter 31: I am actually fond of this fic. It's a nice read and I hope people would know about this more. It's a little short for me but it's still nice. Heading towards the sequel now lol
RizaOneie
#2
Chapter 16: Well, lol
RizaOneie
#3
Chapter 8: L M F A O
Omagawd that was gold. Nice one.
RizaOneie
#4
Chapter 1: This is actually pretty interesting. Seems like a nice read.
ChoiHyemin
#5
Chapter 30: I like how you came the idea very much. I feel extremlly happy that Jihye and Kai can end up together ^^
MeganeAlpaca #6
Chapter 31: This is such a cute story! I feel sorry for Sehunnie though (。•᎔•。). I LOVE YOUR WRITING STYLE! The story doesn't go too fast or too slow just perfect (๑• ₃ -๑)*✧. Good work author! Keep up the great work! Fighting! (ง-Ò。Ó-)ง
hotchokailate #7
i love the whole story!!! i will give you 20 votes if i can because you seriously deserve this story to be featured so bad ugh. but but you end it too early. it will be prettier if you make a chapters with jihye and kai being together. i actually really love them. and how about sehun? its too fast really. and you seems like discontinued the squel huhu ㅠㅠㅠ
hotchokailate #8
Chapter 10: WHAT THE HELL. SO THE GOSH ARE REAL
hotchokailate #9
Chapter 8: istg i feel goosebump when i'm reading this
hotchokailate #10
Chapter 5: god. istg this plot is unique and amazing. you deserve this story to be featured!!!