about him :

• 20, minus people. usually fcs riize and jaehyun.
• has a sick need for someone with a princess complex. hdn as but he's also a crackhead so he won't give you the dumb periods, dw.
• he's pretty funny (ig ig), and would like a funny companion so he doesn't feel like talking to a wall (his word, not mine). you have been warned...
• when he's comfortable, he's actually very good at picking up conversation so you won't feel like you're the only one who's putting in efforts ((like most hdn coughs)).
• will drop (disgusting) memes unprovoked..make sure you have tons to reciprocate the chaos. 
• as per stated, het. he's looking for a babygirl to corrupt bcs hes ed in the head and bored af (also to satisfy his sick princess complex needs), please help my friend jaebal. 
• can accompany you for hb and spotify session-- ig
• is a genshin addict, (NA server), and plato ig

about her 

• around his age, mdni. timezone doesn't matter. 
• has a real personality. please. funny, fun to banter with, hv guts to speak your own mind ((but get ready to hv none after aha)), bratty but just enough to be corrupted ; )
• is able to hold a conversation, while being a crackhead. idk bro go figure. 
• if you're sensitive, look away, this isn't for you. 
• dc platform

if anyone is interested, please drop your tag in dm. please don't forget to crack a joke, i want to have a laugh for doing this for free