please follow the script (send me your discord username) and live up to the scenarios in my head rn or i will go insane!

• mdni, only! i do not want to end up in jail? i fear i will die in there
• minus tz but time isnt real and i never sleep (that is a lie because if you put on some music im out and wont even be able to tell if someone broke in)
• fairly quick replies but if i am out, will be sending updates so be prepared to subscribe to my bubble for the low cost of friendship.99!
• i fc girls and dont mind who you fc as long as they are of age and arent problematic
• lets review films and music together! im not a big gamer but down to watch your streams as long as you watch mine! (me beefing with randos on roblox)
• going right to the best friends route and skipping awkward small talk so i will be oversharing in the span of the first message and will not be leaving you alone <3
• plotting scares me, i am a bad speller and i forget what im trying to say more than half the time unless youre into *hugs you* and *high fives you*? that being said, casual talk gets you faster replies

pretty generic ad and i know this all sounds dry but i am not T_____T