Alright, nababaliw na yata ako. Earlier, I woke up wearing a Spider-man suit. I mean, you get me, right? I’m a grown-up adult, and definitely not into cosplay. What am I gonna do it’s not like we’re gonna wear costumes on Christmas.

 

Oh, . Christmas-

 

Magkikita kami ni Gwen before Christmas Eve!

 

Okay this is great- now I sounded so much like Spider-man, or Peter Parker, or whoever it might be. What’s worse is I have a friend named Gwen— and does it make even worse when I say that my name is MJ?

 

Yeah, I know. Too much coincidence, oo na. I looked at myself in the mirror, fit na fit sa’kin yung suit. It’s as if it was made for me alone.

 

Try the web! Another crazy idea just popped into my mind. I stared at my wrist and try pressing my palm using my two fingers.

 

And yup, di siya gumana. This is how Tobey did it in his movie though. I guess nababaliw lang talaga ako. I wanted to remove the suit, but it looks difficult, so I decided to wear a hoodie to hide it instead. Besides, I still need to meet Gwen at the mall in an hour. I walked towards my table to get my watch when I noticed something—

 

Web shooters?!

 

Good god, anong gagawin ‘ko? This is too much. It doesn’t look like I’m crazy anymore. I wore the web shooters and tried to get my phone, which I eventually did.

 

I jumped and tried reaching my room’s ceiling.

 

And guess what?

 

I’m stuck… Upon the realization, my mind started panicking.

 

How do I unstick my fingers?

How do I get down?

Should I crawl around to try?

Should I jump from one building to another just like what I’ve seen in the movies?

 

. . .

 

MJ, calm down!

 

Okay, okay. I’ve seen this in a comic before, I just need to focus.

 

MJ, relax. I whispered as I try to breathe in and out. I closed my eyes and thought of unsticking my fingers on the ceiling. After a few moments, I was able to unstick my whole hand. Now I’m hanging on the ceiling with my one