friend one,

• , so please be over 20 as well.
• on the plus side of the world, but they work and sleep at weird hours so.
• filo/eng! can speak either.. but if you talk to them in filo they'll probably curse u out.
• no gender preference! just be cute and cool.. if it matters, they fc both men and women (but they lean towards fcing men at the moment 🤢 ). will fc whoever you want if u ask tho.
• likes listening to music, reading, watching things, playing pkm unite, and (losing) winning on tetris! they appreciate the spotify sessions, hb, buddy reads, and playing random games! quality time is their love language, they'll fr try their best to make time for you.
• would appreciate if the small talk is skipped. tell them your favorite book (and why you love it), a movie you've been dying to watch, a show you'd binge repeatedly, a song you would love to loop forever, or maybe even your deepest trauma.
• nothing much to them other than that, they flirt a lot platonically.. might even make you an emote. don't mind them.. they're just naturally *friendly* (rolling eyes emote).
• if something happens, it happens.. they'd be down for a relationship if they're emotionally available enough.

friend two,

• , so please be as well.
• timezone doesn't matter, she sleeps at weird hours and is awake more often than not. works full-time but work is lax, though she goes back to school this september so she's not looking for anything super serious.
• no gender preference, pan. fcs women only because women are beautiful? will cdp and doodle, she can be persuaded to fc any woman if she likes you.
• if she's teasing you or bullying you, there's an 80% chance she's flirting. return the energy or be her golden retriever and she might fall. just don't expect to fix her or her to fix you.  🫶 
• loves listening to music together, will watch anything, reads a lot, plays hsr and is trying but failing to pick up genshin again. quality time is her love language, so she'll make time for you.
• pretty good at not ghosting, just don't hit her with the basic hi hello how are you... send her a song rec, start roasting her or barking, or schedule an hb or something. 🫡

this is a package deal, tyvm. we're pretty good at not ghosting, just skip the small talk please... and if we've ghosted you before, so sry hopefully it doesn't happen again... if you're interested, please drop your dc in pms! see you soon.