His name is Zelo
He's my everythingHi, I'm Bang Young Guk
And this my group B.A.P
And this is my Boyfriend Choi Joon Hong or Zelo,as he likes to be called. He 15 years old and is the groups maknae. He is also our main rapper and also believed to be a robot who dancs in order to recharge himself.
He's really cute. (My gawd he is the cutest wajjum is history.. ~speaks complete and utter nonsense for the next 5 minutes~)
And he's hella scary... (Trust me I know! One time I accidently threw his favourite shirt out and he threw a chair at me O-O He is very violent when he wants to be...)
And he's really pretty too! (~Zelo: No I'm not! Cute I can tolerate but pretty?! NO!!!!~)
And he has the biggest cherry tomato addiction I've ever seen. (Believe me on this one, one time Himchan ate his cherry tomatoes and.. well... he was never heard from again...... haha anyways just don't... eat his cherry tomatoes kk?)
(isn't he the cutest?)
And a sense of taste for lemon. (No I'm serious)
And he apparently has an addiction to steak too....(HE EATS SO MUCH STEAK HOW THE HELL DOES IT FIT IN HIS BODY?! AND HOW THE HELL DOES THE COMPANY PAY FOR ALL THIS MANIFESTATION OF STEAK?! HOW THE HELL DOES HE EVEN EAT WHEN ON HIS RESUME IT SAYS HE'S A ROBOT?! AND WHY THE HELL AM I SPEAKING IN CAP LOCKS AND ASKING SO MANY QUESTION?!)
I know I know.. He's handsome, pretty and hot and everything but... he's mine! M-I-N-E!!!
Don't you even try to take him away from me! Because if you try... I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN PERSONALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahem... anyways as I was saying.... If you even try to make a move on my Zelo...
You won't have that many limbs anymore....
Got it?
bravo!
Ahem ahem anyway, as I was saying he's also this really good cook! He cooks really really really really really really (takes a breath ) really really really really good, amazing, fantastac elastic (ring ding dong ring ding dong) RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehe
AND! And... He knows how to make soothing music while we're eating..
In short he is the most beautiful erson in the universe. Good bye, I'm done talking to you people. I'm gonna go off and woo Zelo and take out on a date. Good bye~
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Haha Hi guys! Did you enjoy my fanfic? I'm pretty sure this isn't what you were expecting but it was what came out of my head >.< If you are unhappy then please do tell me and I will rewrite this chapter.
And also none of these pictures are mine and credits go to the owners :)
And yes.. .this story is pretty awkward, like Bang Yong Guk haha. Kay I've gota jet bye~
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