"Hyuk, I want that one."

"Hae, we can't."

"No wait, this one is so cute!"

"Donghae, no."

"Ohhh, but what about that one??"

"Donghae, I am not going to jail because you want to steal someone's child."

"But Hyukjae... I want one. Or five."

"You're enough of a kid already."

- 

"Okay, so Donghae I wanted to clarify something."

"Mhm?" 

"The difference between one and five kids is... big. How many exactly did you want??"

"Well, okay, so one is too lonely. And two is good but three is even better!! But if it's three, what if two gang up on one of them??"

"... Uh, Donghae-" 

"And if it's four, you know that's unlucky! So five is perfect, right?" 

"..." 

"Hyukjae, why are you lying on the ground?" 

"I am going to need a moment. Come back later please." 

"But Hyuk, people are gonna think you're a dead body!" 

"I am, shhh."

-

She's so cute sleeping, Donghae thinks. Perfect time to steal her!! He starts to roll her away, but she wakes up.

Hyukjae films and watches.

"Hyuk, help me!"

"No, I need evidence for when the police come to arrest you. Put her back."

"Okay, fine. But I will have children!"

-

"Hyukjae, I found the perfect one!! She doesn't cry when I talk with her and, and! It's my friend's kid, so I'm sure they'll be okay with us taking her!!"

Hyukjae can barely see the video on the phone with how hyper Donghae is, wiggling about.

"I don't think that'll work Hae..."

"Why not? It's perfect! We just need to find four more now!!"

Hyukjae stares at Donghae's wide smile and doesn't have the heart to tell him no.

"For now, how about we just babysit her? She'll need to get to know us first."

"YAAAAAAY~" Donghae spins around excitedly in a circle and hugs Hyukjae.

Hyukjae spits out Donghae's hair in his face, as Donghae jumps up and down in the hug.

Hyukjae, at least, can admit that seeing Donghae with the little girl does something to his poor heart, and wouldn't mind seeing them together. He can imagine what it'd be like to have a family.