[Meanwhile, for 1988 Kyuhyun and 1984 Kyuhyun....]

“My Yesung hyung is cuter! He's older than me, and yet he's like an affectionate kitten!” 1988 Kyuhyun huffs, glaring heatedly at the older version of himself, who merely crosses his arms with a scoff.

“Obviously, MY Yesungie is cuter! As the youngest, he's an aegyo expert who can melt everyone's heart!” 1984 Kyuhyun narrows his eyes. “I can't even believe that he's the same age as you, you brat!" The older complains, unable to help but make comparisons with this disrespectful brat and his cute Yesungie.

“My Yesung hyung is an aegyo master too! Yesung hyung is especially cute when he's shy every time I try to display affection in public. Plus his aegyo is reserved for me when we’re in a private place!” The younger Kyuhyun smirks at his older self (?) who scoffs and hmphs once again.

“My Yesungie displays affection for me privately AND publicly! He’s always cute after all! But my favorite is when he’s y and wearing my favorite-”

“Choker.” The two finished at the same time, both Kyuhyuns eyes having a certain glint in their eyes.  

“Yesungie with a choker is your favorite? I see you're actually a man of culture as well.” For the first time since they met, it was probably the first the two agreed on something 

“Of course! I keep telling Yesung hyung to wear chokers cause his pretty neck is more emphasized when he wears one and his iness easily triples but he always denies my requests especially after that one time I accidentally bit him and left a mark before we had a concert! Teukie hyung also monitored us even harder after that incident so Yesung hyung became even more reluctant!!” 1988 Kyuhyun pouts, clearly aggrieved at his situation.  

“Same, my Yesungie won’t wear chokers cause apparently I become a bad leopard when he wears one and now Leeteuk hyung forbids the stylists from adding it to his wardrobe! It’s not my fault he looked so good that I couldn’t help pouncing on him as soon as we finished our variety show!”1984 Kyuhyun exclaims frustratedly as well, sympathizing with the younger Kyuhyun.

““Sigh, I miss my Yesung…”” The two Kyuhyuns sighed together.