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Description

Heechul is a journalist who writes an advice column in a popular teenage magazine (read: trolls). His favorite pastime is listening to his gay roommate Donghae's melodramatic love stories about his on/off relationship with his straight childhood friend Hyukjae and blogging about them. He's a crazy cat freak on the world wide web. 

Donghae is a wannabe football player, which actually means that he's an amateur actor-slash-dancer. In contrary to that lazy- roommate, Donghae is actually trying to make something out of his life, but does it in a wrong way. He has a pet fish. And a man-slash-puppy who follows him on his way.

Siwon is Heechul's overly-religious, overly-dramatic friend with huge father issues and low self-esteem. Which is weird, because everybody knows that he'd marry himself if only he could do that. He has a thing for routine, dramatic poses and hand-gestures. And Jesus apparently. He probably has the smallest .

 


Han Geng doesn't know Korean. To hell with it, Han Geng doesn't know any of this .

And he definitely doesn't know what's he getting himself into.

 

 

P.S. This is pure crack. Don't expect anything smart to come out of it.

Foreword

 

“And yeah, listen, about Hyukjae, he’s like really sweet and all and... He wants me to participate in some kind of dance-thing and—”

“I don’t think he’s good enough for you. Believe me, as a psychology-oriented journalist, I know what you're putting yourself into and I do not see any future in it.”

“A psychology-oriented journalist, are you kidding me?! You’re doing this because you’re bored and to annoy the out of poor troubled teenagers’ mind!”

“Just let me finish. When I see you two together... It just doesn’t fit.“

“So what are you suggesting me?“

“I don’t know... Let’s wait for another guy, that... What’s his name?“

“I don’t know, I haven’t even met him! Hyukkie said that he has like these super dancing abilities and—“

“So the other dateable guy is the one who you’re gonna meet over your ex-boyfriend and who you’re gonna work with together with your ex-boyfriend?“

“Well, kind of...“

“Are you ing insane?! And who’s that Sungmin guy that keeps having those super-confidential conversations with Hyukjae?“

“Oh, believe me, he’s taken.“

“You’re kidding? Him?“

“Yeah, by some software engineer.“

“Of course he’s with an engineer! Even I could get an engineer. Although I won’t, I’m totally out of their league.“

“And what about Siwon?“

“Oh, please don’t let me get started on that guy...“

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2nd chapter published!!!

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nightroof
#1
Chapter 2: 2015.. and still reading this <3
nightroof
#2
Chapter 2: It's awesome
You better continue writing this or I'll die ~~ >o<
ROFLMFAO XD Kidding^^

Fighting authornim \(^O^)9
kiaramori
#3
Awm, man I love this. I can't believe I just found it, it's genius. I was dying laughing the entire time. I get that it's been a while, so chances are you won't be updating anytime soon, but I just had to tell you how much I love this :)

But please update. I love Donghae's bad grammar, and Hankyung's amazing lost in translation moments, and Heechul's tweets. Gah, this is so hilarious. I love you.
RainbowCupcake
#4
Chapter 2: I just found this out. :O I love it! I love your writing style and bahaha, Donghae's typing xDD
Please update this! DX Seems like you haven't updated in a while!
candyapplez #5
the background here distracts me..
Ch4nnii
#6
I kind of love this :))))))))))
common-time
#7
Lol this made me cry
Wellkyu
#8
Yeah, I got nothing on My senior high school too
Wellkyu
#9
I'm going here cause you decided to stop posting your story on Livejournal, firstly I read your write unwrite write story then I'm going to read this FanFic, love your story.
esteem #10
What I love about you and this story is that you had me at hello (the first page). ♥
You're admirable, the way you write the dialogues. Someday I want to write nearly as good as you. And as cracktastic as this one. :)