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LEO PARK: welcome back y'all, today i'm going to take you with me as i go through my daily life in college - first things first getting ready.
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LEO PARK: this is it. i'm ready. i hate to say it, but i literally woke up like this.
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LEO PARK: ALRIGHT Y'ALL. I'M IN THE CAR NOW, ON MY WAY TO THE FAMOUS UCSF. EVERYONE SAY HI TO MY PERSONAL CHAUFFEUR, JUNO LIM!
JUNO LIM: LEO GET THAT [BLEEP] OUT of MY FACE OR I SWEAR to god I'LL SWERVE INTO ONCOMING TRAFFIC.
LEO PARK: YOUCH! SOMEONE DIDN'T GET THEIR EARLY MORNING COFFEE BREAK.
*SCREECH*
JUNO LIM: GET THE [BLEEP] OUT OF MY CAR.
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LEO PARK: OKAY GUYS, MINOR INCONVENIENCE, BUT I AM NOW oN A BUS ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL! YEAH. JUNO WASN'T KIDDING WHEN SHE TOLD ME TO GET OUT. GIRLBOSS, AM I RIGHT?
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LEO PARK: FIRST CLASS OF THE DAY, LET'S GET IT!
*1 HOUR LATER SPONGEBOB VOICE*
LEO PARK: *WHISPERING* BRO WHAT THE [BLEEP] IS THIS CLASS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS RUBRIC. MY PROFESSOR LOOKS LIKE HE'D RATHER BE AT A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT WITH HIS TWELVE YEAR OLD THAN BE TEACHING US HERE.
*SLIGHT PAUSE*
LEO PARK: OKAY NO HATE TO MY GUY JB BUT I JUST GET THOSE VIBES FROM HIM, YAFEEL?
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LEO PARK: SORRY Y'ALL, MY CAMERA DIED AND I HONESTLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS VLOG. I WAS TOO BUSY YOLO-ING LIFE OR WHATEVER THE KIDS SAY THESE DAYS.
JUNO LIM: *IN THE BACKGROUND* GOD YOU SOUND SO STUPID.
LEO PARK: UH - ANYWAYS! THANKS FOR WATCHING, AND DON'T FORGET TO LIKE, FOLLOW, AND -
???: OH ARE YOU TAKING A VIDEO? LEMME GET IN IT!
LEO PARK: OKAY, THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY! SEE YA!
[OUTRO]
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