@coolfriend: you need a new hobby @sadfriend
@sadfriend: i have a hobby.
@coolfriend: being sad isn’t a hobby.

yes you guessed right, we’re the friends in question. and we’re looking for new people to befriend cause our lives are kinda boring, yk?? we’re only looking for friends rn since we’re both taken. taken for granted lol haha am i right ladies?? no we’re actually single plz i was kidding.

• we’re both trash at sleeping like normal human beings so we’re always awake. plus friendship benefits!! we’re both college students so we’re sometimes busy (and crying over it, just ask friend 2).
• we’re both so i’m sorry but mdni etc etc. we’d prefer to befriend people in our age range so we don’t become that one mr burns meme trying to be hip saying 'how do u do fellow youngins?' :sob:
• we don’t care about fcs btw. so fc whoever u want? idk if this needs to be said but some people out there care, ig. we both fc females and ocassionally men here and there. spicing it up, yk?
• we’re both into anime if that’s something you’d like to watch. movies? tv shows? u name it. you wanna join a rp but you don’t wanna do it alone? you can drag us with you. netflix? tutturu? bearcat? yeah, we’re there. we’ll even do recreational drugs with u if that’s ur thing!! btw friend 2 is really good at astrology and chart readings, friend 1 tries their best at it too - we do discounts for new friends<33
• besides all of that we’re also gamers. friend 1 plays most mobile and pc games, they even own a ps4!! friend 2 plays mobile games and minecraft, they prob would geek with u over other games?? we’re desperate to find people to play among us with. rip.
• stamp of approval for being good and loyal friends given by me cause i can and that should matter to u reading this ad! (jk our friends also support this.)
• our platforms include twitter, discord and possibly kkt. pick ur poison?! btw we’re kind of a package deal so if u want one plz get the other one too. or we’d be sad?! and thanks for reading this<3