SO,

 DO YOU KNOW HOW DONAT DIPPERS WENT TO FRANCE?

WELL, HE ACTUALLY DID.

SEA TO SEA,

COAST TO COAST,

I THOUGHT KITTIES HATED WATER,

BUT OH WELL.

OKAY, SO DONAT DIPPERS HAD NO MONEY THERE.

BEING THE CUTE TIGER HE IS, HE EARNED MONEY BY USING HIS EXTREMELY ADORABLE OOBER GOOBER EXTRA CUTE SUPER SUPER EXTRA MEXTRA FLIPPIDY FLOP, CLOOEY BLOP,TUMNAN CAN, TUNA'S MAN CUTE AEGYO.

AND HE EARNED 1500000000000000 DOLLARS FOR THAT.

SO, HE WENT TO THE MOST EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE STORE,

AND ATE A BUNCH OF CHOCOLATE,

BUT IT TASTED LIKE THAT WEIRD THINGY YOU PUT IN DUCT TAPE,

SO THEN HE WENT AND PUT MONEY IN THE CASHIER'S HANDS AND RAN OFF,

AND DRANK A WHOLE BUNCH OF WATER FROM THE FOUNTAIN AT THE PARK,

AND THEN HE GOT A STUNKY CAB DRIVER, AND THREW MONEY AT HIM TOO,

AND HE THREW THE PENNIES AT WHITE DOVES.

BUT OH WELL.

AND HE WENT TO THE AIRPORT,

AND SNUCK IN

BECAUSE HE'S GOOD AT CAMOUGHFLAGING

BECAUSE HE'S AN AWESOME TIGER

AND HE WENT LOOP BY LOOP, AND HID IN THE RESTROOM THE WHOLE TIME

THEN HE THREW MONEY AT THE WAITER PEOPLE

AND HE SKIPPED OFF AND RAN AROUND THE AIR PORT OF GERMANY

BECAUSE HE'S AWESOME LIKE THAT.

AND HIS JOURNEY TO FIND THE BEST CHOCOLATE IN THE UNIVERSE HAD BEGUN IN GERMANY.