Jisoo added Jennie, Rosé, and Lisa to the chat

 

Jennie:Choi

Jennie Left The Chat

Jisoo:That was quick can anyone give me an exact time of how long it took her to leave

Lisa:It took her about 8 seconds

Rosé:Is anyone going to add her back

Lisa:Nah

Jisoo:I’ll let her simmer for awhile

Rosé:You both get that we are in a conference room in front of Yg right

Jisoo:Yes I do get that love but I thoroughly don’t care

Lisa:Yea what Jisoo said

Rosé:I’m adding Jennie back in

Jennie was added back to the chat by Rosé

Jennie:When I say choi i mean CHOI

Rosé:Tell your girlfriend that she needs to listen

Jennie:She isn’t my girlfriend. Why don’t you tell yours that she is a bad influence on the maknae

Jisoo:Ha lisa she said you ain’t her girlfriend

Lisa:*cries in celine*

Jennie:Yg is here and y’all still texting

Rosé:Sorry didn’t notice under the hat

Jisoo:I’m gonna set an example

Jennie:Thank you

Jisoo:You 2 es better be quiet before i take the cats and fish

Rosé:If you touch my fish your deader than dead

Lisa:Yea double dead. Wait how does that work

Jennie:Just don’t ask dumb questions baby

Lisa:But it’s not a dumb question

Jisoo:It’s a very dumb question

Rosé:I’m muting this chat

Jisoo:My dear rosie-posie you don’t need too we will all be quiet and listen during this meeting. Right my fellow members

Jennie:Yea totally

Jisoo:Take Lisa as an example. Listening carefully while not looking at her phone

Jennie:Her phone’s dead.

Jisoo: Well at least someone will be able to tell me what is going on

Rosé:For once YG ain’t doing us dirty

Jisoo:I know right

Jennie:We get to have a tv show with Red Velvet and Twice

Jisoo:Blackpink house 2.0

Jennie:I can’t wait
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A/N- I am no way in the right shape or form to write this atm. But we just going to vibe. It is what it is. Daddy YG could beat me with his hat and I would just take it. But for legal reasons that statement is just a joke