k so hear me out... yeri as a tiktoker. yes, i... i understand if you want to leave. (it’s very wholesome, i’d like to think, save for all the cringe. i’m sorry. pls don’t leave me).

. rating things irene unnie's dumb puppy does in a day .

[tiktoker!yerim x jindo!wannie]

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”hey, it’s yerimie! sooo joohyun unnie’s out with seulgi unnie today. hunting or something. so i’m stuck babysitting the pup. let’s see what she gets up to today, and i’ll rate them for you.”

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1. playing hide and seek ( 0.5 / 10 ).

very bad at this. very not good. not a good seeker and an even more atrocious hider. would NOT recommend playing this if you actually want to… you know, be able to play. just have to yell, ‘WHO WANTS A TREAT’ or ‘MUMMY’S HOME’ for some small tail thump hints and excited whining. all muffled, of course. don’t want to give that hiding spot away too quickly. terrible, terrible sense of danger. before every game, i tell her to hide like ‘a murderer is after her’. i mean, call me a pessimist but shivering under a blanket isn’t a particularly effective deterrent. especially not in the middle of the living room floor. she’d be the easiest thing to kidnap. luckily joohyun unnie’s faster and more protective than anyone i know.  half a point for actually knowing she has to Run and Hide.  

2. chow time (10000 /10 ).

puppy isn’t fussy. very good girl. will eat anything you put in front of her. with a silly grin on her face as she chows down. don’t tell joohyun unnie, but i might have given her a few butter tabs too