Hitomi: 911 what's your emergency?

Chaeyeon: There are demon worshippers on my neighbor's lawn!

Hitomi: Are you in immediate danger?

Chaeyeon: I think so!

Hitomi: Okay, what is the threat?

Chaeyeon: There's a man pulling out a dead squirrel from his hat!

Hitomi: ...how is that a threat?

Chaeyeon: The kids are singing devil songs, wackin' a horse effigy. Oh Lord, they're eating what came out of its head!

Hitomi: Ma'am do you see any party streamers?

Chaeyeon: Yes

Hitomi: Do you see a cake?

Chaeyeon: You mean the pagan pastry? I do.

Hitomi: That is a child's birthday party.

Chaeyeon:

Hitomi:

Hitomi: Ma'am?

Chaeyeon: I'd like to report a hate crime

Hitomi: ...hate crime?

Chaeyeon: Yes. I was not invited to Wonyoung's birthday party.

Hitomi: Alright well this town is a small one and you are actually not the first person to call about this. I understand Wonyoung-sshi is a very popular child, but her parents limited the guest list to 20.

Chaeyeon:

Chaeyeon: I needed to hear that. Thank you.