Hello

Our name is Jae Won and Jae In

We are brother and sister… And by our looks you can easily tell that we are twins.

We’re here to tell you story about our shameless parents…

Well..we’re not supposed to..but we’re so sad and upset now..sooo…errgghh

Let’s just get  started…

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Our parents are famous Korean singers.. Maybe you know who they are already..because that’s what they basically said everytime they introduce themselves in English.. Bcos their Engrish is sucha fail…unlike us U_U

So..their story began when they both starred in a famous reality show in Korea (again, this is their one of their famous English line too U.U) about fake marriage… The show was fake, of course. So did their relationship there, well, for the first-half of the show…

From what we saw (yeah, ofc they’ll force us to watch it repeteadly.. “to remember how ur parents fell in love and why you were born” they lectured us.. 6U.U), they were really like son-mother, noona-dongsaeng at the beginning. We were wondering how could our mother could bear with his nagging back then.. If we were her, we’d tap his mouth already (oops.. We aren’t supposed to say that about our own father, are we? :p)

Then maybe you often asked yourself why she suddenly changed in the first half, from the cold gangster to a giggly girl….. In fact, they were together since they were back from Hongkong. Like, together for real….

Yeah. They were not supposed to.

But since they were so shameless (still are U_U) they broke every rule the production team applied for them and other casts.

No phone calls ==> shamelessly admit they called each other often.

No meet up ==> ofc they met up sometimes

No dating ==> they broke it too

Ok..now you are probably curious how they could fall in love and how they could be together.. But everytime we asked them… Their reaction would be:

Mom: *blushing and giggling* you tell them yeobo~~~

Dad: No no..they are still kids.. *glare at us smugly*

*facepalm*

Always like that .

If they didn’t want us to know..why bother boasted about their story very often =-=

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And yeah..they were still together even after the shows ended cruelly for them. As much as we were upset to them now… We were always teary seeing our mom cried like that.. She never does that…not in  front of us at least :]]

They rarely met up after the show because they were very busy.. But keep contacting each other. And sometimes they also re-watched their own episodes. We often wondered why they haven’t puked on their own cheesy-ness and shameless-ness like we often did =-=

We mean, for God’s sake… They basically knew everything from the recording..watched that very often..heard the same line they said to each other…………for years U_U And now they often forced us to do so……….. And the WEIRD thing is… How our mom always said she hated cheesy stuffs. But everytime we watched it together (more like they forced us to rewatch with them so they could shamelessly boast their relationship ;;-;;)

For example.  CTP episode.

*phone call*

Dad: where are you?

Mom: In your heart~

Now wasn’t that chhheeeesseeyyyy? *brb puking*

And their reaction when they watched it was:

Mom: yaahhhh~~~~~~ *hit Dad’s arms* *snuggles*

Dad: you did it yourself, yeobo~~  *pinch and kiss her cheek*

We usually looked away to avoid dehydration from puking too much U_U

Could you imagine watching that kind of scenes for yeaarrsss?? That kind or even worse..

They got more shameless everytime they separated a bit long because of their overseas schedule… They’d  act as if they didn’t see each other for years with all those “yeobo~~ miss you so soo  much *hugs kiss*… Omggg >_> Then they’d drag us to our respective rooms.. Played music and put headphones on us………. Then Lord knows what they would do after =_=

Oh, our dear lives >_<

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About 5 years later..They got married, for real, and had us.

Psst..actually they registered their marriage first overseas..and made it official much later…….

When we asked them why……..:

Dad: Well..basically people around us said we are married practically but not officially………..

Mom:  *nods and blushed* They were always asking why we haven’t got married yet.. and one day……….. My mom and his mom dragged us somewhere,telling us it was only for vacation…

Dad: and made us signed wedding certificate right there…………. They forced us to get married  *sigh*

Mom: *slapped his arms* (dunno why Mom liked slapping/hitting his arms too much U_U) yah!! Aren’t you thankful you’re married to me??!! Regret? Wanna file a divorce now??!!

Dad: *pouts* I don’t mean like that yeooboo~~.. Don’t be maaddd~~ *shows aegyo*

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww~~~~~~

Always like that… Sometimes we wonder who are they kids of this family.. Us or Dad…. =-=

Like for example…

We were 9 at that time..

As usual, we’d be having breakfast together..and Mom usually feed us because we were too busy wearing uniforms or preparing to go to school…

But…….

Dad: Yeobo~~ why don’t you feed me too? I’m in hurry too…need to take them to school and go to my schedules…… *stomps feet*

See? =3=

We sometimes have to compete with him for our Mom’s love… But Mom were sometimes like that, too.. Towards me, her cute little daughter, only =.= Like when I was still 7 years old and I was very close to Dad (still am..).. He spoilt me..bought me toys and stuffs..kisse d me goodnight and before I went to school..and sometimes played with me till he fell asleep in my room… Then the next morning, Mom would send me her death glare like I did a vey horrible mistake… I mean, how could you be jealous  to your own daughter for God’s sake…………. >_>

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We love them, really.

They are our parents..

But we are so upset now.

Today is Valentine’s Day…

You are supposed to spend it with your loved ones… With lubly kids, like us, for example if you already married… And every year they always have events..involving chocolate bouquet and such…….. You must be thinking we are lucky that we can eat many chocolates….

BUT VALENTINE’S DAY IS OUR DOOMSDAY….!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Because they always kicked us out of our house every Valentine’s Day..

Uhm… Their Wedding Anniversary too..

……….And Mom’s Birthday or their fake wedding’s anniversary,  too (why they still celebrated it anyway U_U)…………

………..and Dad’s birthday too….

……and…and………

For many occasions they deemed “inapproriate for kids” and “need to be alone, just for the both of us”, they sent us to our grandpa’s house or……like now….our Changmin uncle and Narsha aunt house ToT

So that’s why we decided to spill their little secrets now.. As a payback for kicking us out of the house………..*evil smirk*

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