[PRECAUTION] This is not for extreme fans or people with “Adam” ability of reading between the lines XDD

Attention: all the events, places, and character mentioned are intentional..

-25th in KOR-
The dating news between Seulong and Sohee spread like a wildfire. most people are shocked yet supportive as those two has been known as JYP family.. Even though some fans are worried about Heechul’s lives U.U
However, both agencies hasn’t confirmed anything about it. Sohee is in US. and Seulong is in Japan.

-Somewhere in Japan-
*ring ring*

Kwon’s phone keeps nagging him to wake up since 15 minutes ago. Annoyed, as he didnt get enough sleep for concert rehearsal, he picked it up sulkily without looking at the caller ID, “Hello??!!”
Turned out it is hitman Bang who called him to deliver the news. Wide awake suddenly, he started cursing silently for his hyung isnt being careful. Making a mental note to punish him with 100 rules of life later, he apologized to Hitman Bang as the leader and promised he’ll talk to Ong about it.

Still in deep thought,  his phone starts ringing again. he picked up without looking, thinking it maybe JYP or HB.. But a gangsta voice is heard thru phone and she talked in lightning speed, “yeobo hv u heard news about imongseul and sohee? is it true? omg i cant believe it yeobo! those giants got scandals…but we cant!!! I want it too, yeobo!!! how can they get dating scandal while us CANT??!!” whines his midget.

Massaging his temple, he answered carefully for he felt he trapped between his yeobo’s wish and his role as leader.. “i heard it yeobo.. calm down.. let me talk to ahjibaem first”

“what about our own scandal yeobo.. i want it!!!”

*Pull his hair* He tried to speak with aegyo “later yeobo.. lemme settle this first..okaaayyyy?”

“arasso.. scold that babo for me, yeobo^^”

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Kwon then went to Ong’s room and prepare himself to scold him hard..He took a deep breath before entering his stinky room, he yelled, “YAH WAKE UP SEULONG HYUNG!!! HOW THE HELL YOU CAN BE SO CARELESS!!”

Ong wiped his drool and dazed, “what why how..where am I @@”

Kwon smacked his head, “YAH!! WAKE UP!!! THE NEWS ABOUT YOU AND SOHEE DATING ARE CIRCULATING NOW!! HOW COULD YOU BE SO BABO AND GET CAUGHT??”

Ong suddenly wide awake hearing it, “WHAT?!”

Kwon took a deep breath and muttered “talking to this babo is never easy U_U”, and talked a bit calmly, “There are news circulating around in Korea now that you are dating Sohee. Is it true? Why are you so careless??!! Don’t you see how me and GaIn noona has never been caught for so long??? why you get caught so fast??!!! aishhh because of this Gain noona nagged me that she wants a scandal too =_=”

“But..but… I’m not dating Sohee… How could this happen? Where is the news??”

Kwon showed the news from his phone..

“Aishhh this was when she asked me to accompany her to eat dinner.. those people are…………..”

“Fine then.. just prepare yourself being interrogated by JYP-hyung and HB-hyung” Kwon left the room hurriedly, afraid he’d faint bcos of the smell if he stayed longer…

Still dazed, Ong’s phone suddenly ringed. Startled, he picked up abruptly, without seeing the caller.

“YAH IMONGSEUL!!!!!!!! WHY THE HELL YOU CAN HAVE SCANDAL WHILE I CANT???!!!!!!”

A boisterous voice greeted his ear and he needed to put his phone away by 10 cm.

It’s from his bff, the midget.

Irritated, he yelled back. “NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP COS YOU TWO ARE SO SHAMELESS AND OBVIOUS.. IT’S WASTING TIME TO CONFIRM”

Dumbfounded, she could only reply “Still…………”

“Yah why did you call me and nag???!! I just got nagged by Kwon, too because of it.. Damn my mood is totally ruined because of you two, shameless >_>” He put off his phone without waiting her answer…

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The rumor is finally settled after both JYPE and BIGHIT denied it.

But Kwon is still having headache because of his midget’s wish to have a scandal…

Knowing it, OngSeul approached him and lectured him about “How to create scandals”

“Yah Kwon-ah.. if you wanna grant her wish.. I’ll give you tips based on my experience” he boasted.

“Key #1 the boyfriend: an AUDI needed! should appear as a capable man beside his girl. You already have a RED AUDI.. so you can do this! key #2 for that annoying midget: erasing her eyeliner!! casual clothes w thick scarf. so that you’ll look like you were trying to hide it from people when being get caught… then BAM! A scandal will explode..”

Listening to hyung’s tips.. however babo Ong is.. Kwon decided to give it a try…. He then called his midget and deliver the news. Being too excited, the midget agreed immediately and asked him to do it that day…

So..they agreed to meet up somewhere… with Kwon’s red AUDI and her no-eyeliner disguise.

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True to the advice, few days later a scandal broke out about 2AM’s leader is dating…

However.. the scandal is not the one the midget wanted………………

“2AM JO KWON IS CAUGHT HAVING A DATE WITH A HIGH-SCHOOLER AT MIDNIGHT”

“2AM’S LEADER IS CAUGHT DATING A MINOR”

“2AM’S KWON IS A E? DATING A MINOR AND BRINGING HER TO A HOTEL NEAR ICE-RINK”

Read all those headlines, she went furious.

She tore the newspapers apart.

Even threw away her phone.

Then she wailed to Jea, “How could those people be so dense????!!! it’s ME!!! ME!!!! Why they don’t recognize me TT__________TT.. See this one, unnie.. they made me a JOKE!!!”

She showed Jea a headine which read “BEG’S GAIN IS BROKEN-HEARTED: JO KWON CHOSE A KID OVER HER, THE Y QUEEN”

Jea sighed while putting down her meat, “Yah..who told you to erase your eyeliner….??!! You know that people won’t recognize you without make up..U_U”

Gritting her teeth and cursing, “IT IS THAT GIANT BABO’S FAULT!!!!!!!! HE SUGGESTED THIS!!! GONNA TELL HIM TO MY YEOBO AND GET HIM PUNISHED”

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The news has become headlines everywhere. Spread in lightning speed. The minor issue made this scandal worsened.

Kwon was so confused and dejected. He didn’t have any idea that it’d turn this way. After seeking advices from many people, he and BigHit decided to hold a press conference. To clear the minor issue, they had no choice but inviting GaIn and Nega as well.

=In the press conference=

All medias were surprised of GaIn’s presence there as the scandal has nothing to do with her. Or so they thought.

So they didn’t believe when BigHit and Kwon clarified the “minor issue” by saying that the minor is actually GaIn without eyeliner. It caused a pretty long argument.

Being hot-tempered, GaIn lost her temper and shouted “YAH..!! THAT WAS REALLY ME!! ME!!! I AM DATING HIM!!! HE’S MINE!!!” Then she ordered KS unnie to bring her make up remover and erased her make up in front of the media.

The medias still insisted it wasn’t her..or said that the photo was too blur to convinced them it is her. Some of them were wavering though..as she really looked like a minor without make up…

Irritated, GaIn grabbed Kwon’s nape and kissed him passionately in front of those people.

While glaring, she said “BELIEVE ME NOW??!!”

People went silent.

Not because they finally believed. But ALL are fainted right when she kissed him.

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Meanwhile the babo potato…

IS busy reciting 100 rules of life 1000x.

while cursing his midget best friend and his leader.