just two losers looking for friends who aren’t each other. one’s a marvel and teen wolf enthusiast, the other talks too much, but both will more often than not choose sleep over you. to trick you into thinking we’re mysterious, we won’t be giving away too much; swear it’s not just ‘cause we’re lazy or lack personalities because being an mcu fan is definitely a personality trait in 2019.

if you’re interested in receiving two mystery boxes (much like jeffree star’s minus the hairy lipsticks and in the form of new friends), drop us a pm with your kkt id. it’s futile to ask for ours first, we’re both lazy bums (har..har.. also self-contradictory..) and haven’t bothered to make ids.

ps: we’re illiterate so we’re not looking for partners to plot with or anything.. just plain ol’ banter. 

ps2 (wow wish i could afford a playstation): both plusies but as members of the flat earth society, believe that time is but a social construct.