Final
Jealousy Revealed Through A Group ChatHello, this is only half edited, so there very well may be mistakes/inconsistencies in it. I will look back over it and edit it soon so don't worry about that. Enjoy
A hot mess
Saturday 5:07 AM
Daddylonglegs: I just want to take a moment to appreciate this beautiful day
Daddylonglegs: The birds are chirping the sun is shining it’s quiet - truly wonderful
Daddylonglegs: We should admire the finer things in life more often
Socialpapillon: The birds are chirping and the sun is shining because it’s 5 IN THE ING MORNING
Sunshine: WHY ARE YOU AWAKE??!!!
Westside: IT’S THE WEEKEND
Certifiedmom: BAMBAM GO THE BACK TO SLEEP
Daddylonglegs: Wow look at all this negativity
Daddylonglegs: This is exactly what I was talking about. Y’all need to calm down and take in nature
Lagangster: Bambam go back to bed and stop spamming that chat rn or I stg
Daddylonglegs: What? What are u going to do?
Lagangster: Do u really wanna find out?
Daddylonglegs: Um yeah that’s why I asked
Lagangster: Yk I like ur laptop
Lagangster: It’s pretty new but it’s got a lot of stuff on it doesn’t it? All your projects and papers from all your classes
Lagangster: Be a shame if something happened to it wouldn’t it?
Daddylonglegs: O
Daddylonglegs: I am not getting another laptop thrown at me esp not my own one
Daddylonglegs: U BETTER NOT TOUCH IT MARK HYUNG
Angryjaw: THEN GO THE BACK TO SLEEP U LITTLE
Daddylonglegs: YUGYEOM WHY AREN’T YOU DEFENDING ME RN?!?! IM BEING ATTACKED
Westside: If u don’t stfu I’m going to be the one doing the attacks
Westside: gOONIGHT
Sunshine: Night everyone. Sleep well
Socialpapillon: NIGHT
Certifiedmom: Night
Lagangster: Bye
Daddylonglegs: U guys do realise u could have just muted the chat instead of listening to me & replying right?
Angryjaw: Bambam I swear to ing god
Daddylonglegs: oK GOODNIGHT
5:41 AM
Certifiedmom: It’s technically morning
Certifiedmom: But whatever
Certifiedmom: Y’all aren’t educated enough to know that
Daddylonglegs: I literally JUST fell asleep
Certifiedmom: Good. Serves u right
Certifiedmom: Enjoy the suffering brat
7:13 AM
Angryjaw: Just saying that when u guys wake up u have my full permission to kill Bambam
Angryjaw: Just don’t do it in public or he’ll make a scene
9:36 AM
Westside: Why were you texting so early hyung? Could you not sleep?
Certifiedmom: He has work today. He started at 8. Prb why he was so pissed with Bam
Westside: Ooooh ok
Westside: Wait y are u awake??
Certifiedmom: I woke up when he left and couldn’t go back to sleep after it
Westside: Aaaawww u couldn’t sleep without ur husband beside u?
Certifiedmom: He’s not my husband u piece of and we don’t even live together
Westside: YET
Certifiedmom: He texted me that’s why I woke up. He didn’t spend the night
Westside: Ur soulmates so it’s only a matter of time b4 u get married and move into a proper house together and have real kids
Certifiedmom: Good then we can replace u
Certifiedmom: Along with Bambam and Jackson
Socialpapillon: Jinyoungie how could u
Westside: How does Jinyoung hyung manage to summon him out of nowhere?
Socialpapillon: Does Wang gae Park gae mean nothing to you?
Certifiedmom: Not after the u pulled last week it doesn’t
Socialpapillon: I thought u already had a partner!! I explained that to u like 50 times!!
Certifiedmom: You betrayed me
Certifiedmom: So now I have to work w/ some rando I’ve never even spoken 2 words to before in my life
Socialpapillon: Then maybe you should socialise more
Certifiedmom: Wow our friendship rly is worthless to u isn’t it?
Socialpapillon: I DIDNT MEAN IT IM SORRY
Socialpapillon: I THOUGHT U ALREADY HAD A PARTNER IN CLASS THATS WHY I WENT WITH TAEIL
Socialpapillon: U KNOW ID PICK U OVER ANYONE ELSE JINYOUNGIE
Certifiedmom: Yeah sure. That’s why u pick to eat with Bambam over me isnt it?
Westside: Omg l e t i t g o
Daddylonglegs: Yeah hyung hes taken u out to eat meat lots of times it’s not just me
Certifiedmom: Oh and here comes the other traitor
Daddylonglegs: What did I do?!
Certifiedmom: Pls ur probably smirking ur thin face off whenever u and Jackson eat meat bc u know it annoys me
Daddylonglegs: Ur right I am lol
Certifiedmom: And this is precisely why I am replacing u 3 if me and hyung have kids
Lagangster: What about me?
Certifiedmom: Hhmmm idk about that hyung I’m sorry
Lagangster: Tf
Lagangster: What did I do?
Daddylonglegs: Omg sTOP or he’ll never shut up
Westside: Park Jinyoung’s list of petty incidents knows no limits
Socialpapillon: Leave Jinnie alone u brats
Certifiedmom: Stop trying to win me back it isn’t going to work
Certifiedmom: But having meat together with u for lunch just might
Socialpapillon: Anything for my Park gae
Socialpapillon: Be ready for 1. I’ll show you the biggest most amazing meat you’ve ever seen in ur life
Daddylonglegs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sunshine: Bambam no
Westside: Stop
Lagangster: Can we remove Bambam?
Certifiedmom: Yes
Certifiedmom removed Daddylonglegs from the chat
Lagangster: Much better
Sunshine: Will u replace me hyung?
Certifiedmom: God no
Certifiedmom: Ur literally the only one out of these pieces of trash I would actually keep Youngjae
Lagangster: Again tf did I do??
Westside: Again shut up or Jinyoung hyung never will
Wang gae Park gae <3
11:24 AM
Socialpapillon: Hey there’s this new meat place that opened in the east wing of the mall on the 2nd floor near where hyung works
Socialpapillon: I was thinking we could go there?
Certifiedmom: Sounds good
Certifiedmom: I might stop in at hyung’s on the way out to check our date plans for tonight too
Socialpapillon: Aaaww so cute~
Certifiedmom: I know
Socialpapillon: Oh btw Jinyoungie
Socialpapillon: I know u actually aren’t upset and are just doing this to get meat out of me
Socialpapillon: But I love u so I’m letting it slide
Certifiedmom: Thank u
Certifiedmom: Wang gae <3
Socialpapillon: !!!!
Socialpapillon: Ur very welcome Park gae
Parents
12:39 PM
Certifiedmom: Hey hyung~ I’m getting meat with Jackson. I thought I could swing by once we’re done to finalise our plans for tonight??
Certifiedmom: I’d probably be round about 2. Ik your lunch break is finished by then but it’ll only take a moment
1:02 PM
Certifiedmom: Jackson is here now. See you in an hour hyung
1:56 PM
Certifiedmom: Me and Jacks finished up just now. I’m in the store but I can’t see u anywhere. Where are u??
Certifiedmom: Ur manager said ur helping a new employee out for the day. I’m sorry I didn’t know! I’ll leave now
Certifiedmom: Since we couldn’t finalise I guess just come over around 5? We can cook dinner together
Certifiedmom: See u tonight hyung
5:14 PM
Angryjaw: Sorry I’m running late. I won’t be able to make it until like 6
Certifiedmom: That’s ok. What’s happening tho?
Angryjaw: Oh nothing much. We just haven’t had much staff today but I’ve been trying to train the new worker so it’s been a bit chaotic
Certifiedmom: Ah ok I get it lol. Take ur time. Don’t worry about me
Angryjaw: Thanks :)
Angryjaw: See u later baby
Certifiedmom: See you :)
6:06 PM
Angryjaw: Sorry just got out now
Certifiedmom: Wow things really must have been chaotic. U guys usually shut at 5
Angryjaw: Yeah it’s been nuts. I’ll be there in like 15 mins
Certifiedmom: Dinner’s been ready for a while so I’ll just heat it up again. See u hyung
Angryjaw: See u
A hot mess
Sunday 10:42 AM
Socialpapillon: Jinyoungie told me you worked a 10 hour shift yesterday?
Socialpapillon: That’s rough man. Esp for a student job in a clothes shop
Angryjaw: It was pretty bad yeah. I was meant to just spend my whole day with this new recruit but a couple guys were off sick or smth so I had to train + work at the same time
Lagangster: Yuck
Sunshine: Have you recovered hyung?
Angryjaw: I have. It wasn’t too tiring I just couldn’t wait to get away from there
Westside: Who’s the new person?
Angryjaw: Somebody else at uni. Younger than me
Angryjaw: Her name’s Sejeong I think??
Sunshine: Oh I know her! She’s in my year, in a few classes too
Lagangster: How can u not know her name?
Certifiedmom: Hyung u literally didn’t know the name of ur partner in ur literature class until it was halfway thru the year
Lagangster: His name was some generic like Kim Choi Park or smth how was I supposed to remember?
Westside: Offended
Lagangster: Good
Socialpapillon: Srly hyung how could u not know her name?
Angryjaw: I DO know her name, I just wasn’t sure if it was Sejeong or Sejung at first
Daddylonglegs: I found her insta
Daddylonglegs: She’s pretty hot
Westside: Bam pls we all know ur gay af
Certifiedmom: Who added u back to the chat I just wanna have a talk
Daddylonglegs: Youngjae hyung
Certifiedmom: Oh never mind then, well done Youngjae
Sunshine: Thanks hyung. And we’re all gay Bam so what are u on about?
Daddylonglegs: Oh it wasn’t directed at me it was for Jaebum hyung
Angryjaw: Why me?
Daddylonglegs: Because we’re not all gay here are we? Ur biual hyung
Daddylonglegs: Watch out Jinyoung hyung or Sejeong might steal ur future husband away from u
Certifiedmom: It’s only 11 in the morning and ur already starting with ur
Lagangster: Do u secretly live off drama?
Westside: It’s not even secretly it’s just openly at this point
Angryjaw: Hes just being Bambam. He knows I’d never do anything with her
Socialpapillon: And Jinyoungie knows that too right?
Certifiedmom: Yeah right. I trust you hyung
Angryjaw: Good. I’m glad
Sunshine: Hey do u guys wanna meet up for lunch today?
Westside: Pls I need to eat something else other than instant ramen
Certifiedmom: How are u already a broke college student?
Westside: I’m not a broke college student I’m a starving artist
Westside: Pls treat me to food
Certifiedmom: No
Daddylonglegs: How about this: we meet at the mall and whoever looses at rock paper scissors has to pay for the meal?
Angryjaw: That sounds good but I have a better idea
Angryjaw: All those in favour of making Bambam pay for the meal after the he pulled yesterday say aye
Lagangster: Aye
Socialpapillon: Aye
Certifiedmom: Aye
Westside: Aye
Sunshine: Aye
Daddylonglegs: Y’all are the worst I need new friends
Certifiedmom: As if anyone else would be friends with u
Wang gae Park gae
1:24 PM
Socialpapillon: Jinyoungie where are u?? U’ve been in the toilet for ages
Certifiedmom: Hey Jackson who’s that girl by the table? She’s talking to Youngjae rn
Socialpapillon: Oh that’s Sejeong! She saw Jaebum hyung and came to thank him for showing her the ropes yesterday. Then she saw he’s friends with Youngjae and starting speaking
Socialpapillon: She’s actually pretty funny. Cute too
Socialpapillon: Oh and she knows Youngjae bc they’re the same age and both major in music
Certifiedmom: Oh ok
Socialpapillon: Srly what are u doing in there? U got the s or smth?
Certifiedmom: Stfu that’s gross
Certifiedmom: And no ofc I dont. I’m just trying to fic my hair
Socialpapillon: What by dying it? Get your out here
Certifiedmom: Ok I’m coming
A hot mess
8:11 PM
Westside: Sejeong noona is really nice! She tells funny jokes too
Sunshine: Yeah she’s great. She’s really great at music too ^-^
Angryjaw: Yeah she wanted to work in the music store originally like I did but they’re still full up over there so she ended up in the JYP store like me
Socialpapillon: I heard her singing along to a song on the radio. She’s rly good!
Daddylonglegs: Not as good as me tho
Lagangster: No one can reach that level
Westside: Remember that time Bambam was singing in Hot Topic and it got us all kicked out lmao
Lagangster: Tbh I thought theyd appreciate that since Bambam’s screaming isn’t any different from the stuff they usually listen to but I guess I was wrong
Daddylonglegs: Pls as if anyone who works in Hot Topic would appreciate the god like quality of my vocals
Angryjaw: Or your mouth in general since u never shut up
Daddylonglegs: Uncalled for. Plus neither does Jackson hyung
Sunshine: I laugh a lot too. And play games really loudly
Certifiedmom: Apart from that last part there is nothing wrong with what u just said at all
Westside: Thats literally half of it but ok
Socialpapillon: Honestly I thought u would have showed up earlier to roast Bambam Jinyoungie
Certifiedmom: I was busy then or I would have
Lagangster: What were you doing?
Certifiedmom: Homework
Daddylonglegs: Gross
Daddylonglegs: Oh btw Yugyeom can I copy ur hw for dance tomorrow?
Westside: Bold of u to assume I did the hw
Socialpapillon: It’s ok we all know ur secretly a huge teacher’s pet we’re not ashamed
Lagangster: And u do ur hw the same day u get it
Sunshine And u name and date all the work u do
Angryjaw: And u use different coloured pens for ur notes
Certifiedmom: Ha loser
Westside: Damn it who s?
Westside: Bambam I hate u
Daddylonglegs: That’s what u get for not sticking up for me when I had to pay for the meal
Socialpapillon: Ok but can we talk about how Sejeong didn’t even eat with us but heard Bam was paying for it all and offered to pay for half herself??
Socialpapillon: Like she didn’t even lecture us or go “u guys are mean!!” like most girls do she was just like “oh I can do half”
Socialpapillon: What a cool chick
Lagangster: That was pretty nice of her
Sunshine: She might buy u lunch at work hyung
Angryjaw: That’d be lit I’d love that
Angryjaw: But it’s rude to get a girl to pay for u so I wont accept it
Daddylonglegs: Um also u eating with a girl would look weird? People might think ur dating
Lagangster: A rare good point from Bambam
Angryjaw: I doubt people would care. Beside we’re coworkers. There’s nothing weird about eating food together
Westside: Yeah me and Bam eat with Jimin the whole time and she’s a girl
Sunshine: But she’s ur age and in ur class
Sunshine: Hyung is Sejeong’s oppa
Socialpapillon: Why u gotta phrase it like that Youngjae?
Daddylonglegs: Omg JB oppa! I luv u!! <3 <3
Westside: Gross
Lagangster: Ur disgusting shut up
Angryjaw: Yugyeom ur supposed to be Bambam’s best friend yet all u do is bully each other
Westside: Kind of like how u and Jinyoung hyung are supposed to be our parents yet all you do is attack us and favourite Youngjae hyung
Westside: Hhhmmm wonder where I got it from?
Sunshine: Where is Jinyoung hyung? Doing hw again?
Daddylonglegs: Probably lol. But srly Gyeom that homework??
Daddylonglegs: I can’t get another late on it or professor Cho will flip
Lagangster: Just do ur homework urself
Daddylonglegs: Um I do?? Yugyeom doesn’t write it out for me
Socialpapillon: He means do it uself IN TIME
Angryjaw: And NOT 12 hours before it’s due
Westside: Fine I’ll help u just give me a minute
Daddylonglegs: Great thanks
Parents
9:05 PM
Angryjaw: Srly are u still doing homework Jinyoungie?
Certifiedmom: Yeah
Angryjaw: U’ve been doing it for ages
Certifiedmom: It’s a big piece. I’m still only halfway through
Angryjaw: Oh that . I’m sorry
Angryjaw: Btw I know we said you’d come over on Thursday night to study together but I can’t. I’m working that day straight after class, showing Sejeong more things
Certifiedmom: Ok that’s fine
Angryjaw: U can study with someone else can’t u?
Certifiedmom: Yeah I’ll ask Wonpil
Angryjaw: Great. Thanks baby
Certifiedmom: You’re welcome
Angryjaw:
Certifiedmom: What is it?
Angryjaw: Mr Park just texted me. One of the workers is still sick so he wants me to cover tomorrow night too
Angryjaw: Damn it. I wanted to work on composing tomorrow
Certifiedmom: That’s annoying
Angryjaw: Yeah I have this great idea for a new song. It’s gonna be about chasing ur dreams and all the unpleasant things and suffering u have to go through in order to achieve them
Certifiedmom: That sounds rly good hyung. How did u come up with that idea?
Angryjaw: Oh it was Sejeong. When we were speaking about music she said how she wanted to become a singer & majors in music and I was saying I want to work in it too
Angryjaw: Funny how we both got rejected from the music shop but ended up at at Jyp lol
Angryjaw: That’s kinda what got me thinking about it
Certifiedmom: It’s nice to know she’s such an inspiration to u
Certifiedmom: I’ve finished my hw. I’m going to bed now. Goodnight
Angryjaw: Already? But I thought you were only halfway thru?
Angryjaw: It’s still early too. It’s not even 10
Angryjaw: Jinyoung?
Angryjaw: Sleep well. See u in the cafeteria tomorrow for lunch
A hot mess
Monday 12:57 PM
Socialpapillon: So did u get ur hw in in time?
Daddylonglegs: Yep! Mr Cho suspected nothing lol
Lagangster: Or maybe he’s figured out ur just copying other’s stuff and is compiling evidence against u
Westside: Mark hyung being optimistic as always
Sunshine: Tbh Mark hyung prb tipped them off about it
Lagangster: Nah I copy hw the whole time lol
Socialpapillon: Oh so is that speaking from experience?
Lagangster: No comment
Certifiedmom: I didnt say anything either in case u guys were wondering
Westside: U were my next guess yes
Westside: Or maybe Jaebum hyung actually idk
Socialpapillon: It is Bambam so who can say for certain
Sunshine: Where is hyung I can’t see him anywhere
Angryjaw: Hey guys I’m caught up with class. The computers are all frozen and we need to save our music. I’ll prbly be a while
Lagangster: do u think u can do it?
Angryjaw: Idk I rly hope we can. Nobody here knows jack about computers tho so we called the IT guy
Daddylonglegs: Pray for Defsoul’s music everyone
Angryjaw: Thanks Bam
Westside: Personally I prefer Jb as a stagename
Socialpapillon: What are u talking about Gyeom it’s obviously Presdef or bust
Sunshine: I thought it was Presdefjef or smth
Lagangster: Why would it be that lol
Daddylonglegs: It’s Jaebum hyung. It might as well be Presdefjefsnoopdogsunbaenim
Angryjaw: Bam I sweat if you don’t stfu I’m gonna go over to the cafeteria and whoop ur
Westside: I just got in now where’s Jinyoung hyung?
Socialpapillon: Ordering food?
Sunshine: I’m in the line and I don’t see him anywhere
Lagangster: That’s weird he’s usually the first one here
Angryjaw: Jinyoungie isn’t there?
Socialpapillon: Nah
Westside: It’s a miracle
Daddylonglegs: Finally I can dip my pizza in my soda without being judged
Socialpapillon: nO ONE EATS THAT
Lagangster: Ur one nasty Bambam
Sunshine: Guys it’s actually not that bad once u get past the social stigma of it
Westside: U too Youngjae hyung?
Sunshine: Bambam forced me but yeah it’s actually not that bad
Socialpapillon: Is the pizza cold or warm?
Lagangster: Or lukewarm?
Daddylonglegs: I see you’re intrigued by my highly innovative mind and the incredible things it comes up with
Lagangster: I literally have so many issues with that sentence idek know where to start
Westside: How about I do? 1 No one is intrigued
Socialpapillon: 2 I doubt you even know what intrigued means
Lagangster: 3 Ur mind isn’t innovative it’s just messed up
Sunshine: 4 U probably don’t know what innovative means either tbh sry Bam
Angryjaw: Guys Bambam’s daily roast might have to wait a minute
Socialpapillon: Damn why?
Daddylonglegs: ing finally I was being mercilessly attacked. Even by Youngjae hyung which rly breaks my heart
Daddylonglegs: And for ur information yes I DO know what both innovative and intrigued means
Angryjaw: It looks like I’m gonna be here all lunch. Sorry Jinyoungie, I wanted to eat with u
Angryjaw: And these losers too I guess you’d be there
Sunshine: He still isn’t here
Angryjaw: What seriously? But lunch is half over
Lagangster: Maybe he decided to eat with his choir friends or smth
Westside: He prbly would have told us if he was
Socialpapillon: Esp if he and Jaebum hyung agreed to eat together
Daddylonglegs: Intrigue: arouse the curiosity or interest of; fascinate. Innovative: (of a person) introducing new ideas; original and creative in thinking
Socialpapillon: Well done Bam u can Google stuff
Lagangster: Nice job
Angryjaw: OH THANK GOD
Westside: I admit that I too was worried Bambam was incapable of performing such a simple task
Sunshine: What is it hyung?
Daddylonglegs: YUGYEOM UR SUPPOSED TO BE MY BEST FRIEND WHY AREN’T U ON MY SIDE?!?!
Angryjaw: We unfroze the computers. Our work is saved. I can go
Angryjaw: There better be some damn pizza left after the stress that just caused me
Socialpapillon: Yeah ur good. Everyone went off of it after they saw Bambam dip it into his pizza lol
Daddylonglegs: They did not they were just jealous
Westside: Howd you unfreeze them, did the tech guy do it?
Angryjaw: No actually it was Sejeong. She minors in computing so she knew how to solve it without losing any of our work
Lagangster: Damn girl got skills
Daddylonglegs: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sunshine: Stop
Lagangster: End urself
Westside: Guys I saw Jinyoung hyung!
Westside: Or at least I think it was him?? Idk he was walking fast so I didn’t rly see
Angryjaw: What where is he??
Westside: In the cafeteria. It looks like he was walking away from the line
Sunshine: Why isn’t he sitting with us?
Lagangster: You done ed up this time Jb
Westside: Wdym “this time” as if hyung hasn’t ed up before
Certifiedmom: Stfu all of u he hasn’t ed up but u have
Certifiedmom: Kim Yugyeom I’m coming for u
Daddylonglegs: Wtf he’s actually here lolololol
Socialpapillon: Can confirm hes currently attacking Yugyeom
Westside: nsegjNFJKGBbkjg8U2498Y6HJDKSGggnjdsgh
Lagangster: The sound of suffering
Sunshine: Where were u hyung??
Certifiedmom: With my choir friends as u suggested. We had to go over something. It was kind last minute & urgent
Angryjaw: So u’re not annoyed at me?
Certifiedmom: No
Angryjaw: Oh ok good
Angryjaw: there is pizza left I’m ing starved
Westside: 0-0
Jjp children
4:44 PM
Westside: Does anyone else get the impression that things were in fact NOT good today at lunch?
Socialpapillon: So it wasn’t just me
Daddylonglegs: Yeah Jinyoung hyung seemed like he was in bout smth mentally
Westside: He’s always in tho
Daddylonglegs: But like about Jaebum hyung
Sunshine: I wonder why. Hyung hasn’t done anything. Not that I know of
Lagangster: Maybe it’s bc of Sejeong
Daddylonglegs: Elaborate
Daddylonglegs: AND YES I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Lagangster: Sure
Lagangster: Well she’s this pretty talented girl that we all like coming in and suddenly spending all this time with Jaebum so maybe Jinyoung feels jealous
Lagangster: I mean Jaebum is bi and Sejeong is single
Westside: And Jinyoung rly is just that petty like ofc he would he jealous of her
Socialpapillon: Yugyeom makes a good point Jinyoung is pretty petty
Sunshine: Is that why he’s been avoiding us do you think?
Daddylonglegs: Yeah I didnt buy that choir excuse for a minute
Daddylonglegs: I mean how can u have urgent business to do with a club that u literally just sing in?
Daddylonglegs: “Oh no we’re not stereotypically gay enough! Add more sparkles!”
Lagangster: Ur pretty stereotypically gay Bam
Daddylonglegs: Yeah but I’m not in ing choir
Socialpapillon: Not EVERYONE in choir is gay
Westside: U just know that cuz u tried to hit on some of the guys and they told u they’re straight
Sunshine: Lol yeah I remember that I was there for one
Socialpapillon: Ssshhh we don’t talk about that Youngjae
Socialpapillon: We’re here to talk about Jjp
Lagangster: I say we don’t interfere
Daddylonglegs: I say we do
Westside: I say we do
Sunshine: See u guys still are best friends after all that conflict
Daddylonglegs: Maybe. If he bought my those new sunglasses I want…
Westside: THEYRE 50,000 WON
Daddylonglegs: U WOULD DO IT IF U LOVED ME
Westside: UR LUCKY I DO BC YOU’VE GOT YOURSELF A NEW PAIR OF SUNGLASSES
Sunshine: Aaw
Lagangster: Ew
Socialpapillon: fOCUS HERE PEOPLE
Socialpapillon: We need to discuss if we step in or not
Sunshine: No. Jinyoung hyung has been jealous before, he’ll get over it
Daddylonglegs: Yeah but he won’t tho. Not if Sejeong is a constant presence in hyung’s life and she doesn’t have a bf or turn out to be gay or smth
Socialpapillon: Wait is she??
Sunshine: Uh no I don’t think so. I think she’s straight & single
Lagangster: The thing Jinyoung fears the most
Westside: Lol yeah he’s terrified of straight single girls stealing his man
Westside: But it won’t happen. Not for as long as I am the Jjp fanclub president
Socialpapillon: that’s ME
Westside: No it’s me I called it
Socialpapillon: No u didn’t fite me
Westside: What are u going to do scratch at my legs?
Daddylonglegs: Oooooooooo
Lagangster: Damn
Sunshine: Guys FOCUS we can argue about this later
Lagangster: Right. We’re not interfering. End of
Daddylonglegs: I beg to differ we are definitely interfering
Lagangster: Beg all u want I don’t care
Daddylonglegs: Who made u the boss?
Lagangster: My user
Westside: Ok let’s get things straight here
Westside: 1 I am the president of the Jjp fanc club END OF STORY and 2 why wouldn’t we intervene? If we don’t then Jinyoung is just going to be angstin and silently in until Sejeong goes away
Daddylonglegs: Which she WON’T bc she said she’s very happy in her uni courses and her job
Westside: Exactly thanks Bam
Daddylonglegs: Unless she or hyung was in an unfortunate accident of course
Socialpapillon: Sometimes I forget how messed up you are
Sunshine: Guys we don’t actually know if Jinyoung hyung is jealous or not. He might have something going on in his personal life thats making him like this
Sunshine: Or maybe it’s something else hyung is doing
Daddylonglegs: Problems he wouldn’t share with us?
Lagangster: I agree with Youngjae. We don’t know what it is. Maybe he doesn’t want to tell us yet. We shouldn’t do anything. Let Jinyoung sort it out for himself
Westside: But he WONT THO
Lagangster: U DON’T KNOW THAT
Socialpapillon: Trial run?
Daddylonglegs: y’all and ur trial runs we need DIVISIVE ACTION
Lagangster: Our DECISIVE action (u ing fool) is doing nothing
Daddylonglegs: H A u thought divisive action was a typo but it wasn’t
Daddylonglegs: Divisive: tending to cause disagreement or hostility between people
Daddylonglegs: U and Youngjae hyung are clearly on the other side so no matter what me and Yugs do there is going to be a disagreement
Socialpapillon: I still think that was a typo but nice save
Sunshine: U and Yugyeom won’t do anything Bambam, that’s ur action
Westside: Sry hyung I love u but we have to do something. I’m not sitting thru another Jjp rough spot. The last one was too hard
Socialpapillon: What was the last one again?
Lagangster: When Jaebum started wearing bucket hats
Daddylonglegs: Even I can’t make a joke about that. That was a tough time for us all
Socialpapillon: yeah can u remember when he went on a weekend trip w/ Jinyoung to the beach and he wore one the entire time?
Socialpapillon: “Despite what people would have you believe, bucket hats are actually the most effective hat at keeping sun off your face”
Sunshine: Let’s never go back to that
Daddylonglegs: As a fashion icon I can say it caused my physical pain
Lagangster: It caused everyone pain. It was so hard to break the news to him tho
Socialpapillon: Ik he was such a happy bean with his little monstrosities on his head everyday
Sunshine: He was so happy whenever he bought another one. I think he srly bought a new one every week, sometimes more
Socialpapillon: But Jinyoung had NO CHILL when he brought him down. He ing destroyed him
Daddylonglegs: “Hyung those hats are the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life and I hate them so I threw them all out”
Lagangster: A harsh move but worth it in the end
Socialpapillon: Tru but the sadness of Jaebum hyung was unreal for the first few weeks. He looked so sad
Sunshine: Jinyoung hyung was pretty mean too. He could have been nicer
Daddylonglegs: Tbh I would have done the same if I had to look at them on my boyfriend every day
Daddylonglegs: I don’t have a bf so Yugyeom if u ever get into bucket hats I’m dumping u as my best friend
Daddylonglegs: Yugyeom?
Sunshine: Don’t u think he’s been quiet? He hasn’t said anything in like the past half an hour
Lagangster: Oh god
Lagangster: What has that brat done?
Least favourite parent/son
5:35 PM
Westside: Why so petty ?
Certifiedmom: Why still breathing hoe?
Westside: Cuz if I wasn’t then u and Jaebum hyung would be in tatters
Westside: Ur jealous of a girl AGAIN?? When was the last time, last week?
Certifiedmom: u
Certifiedmom: And idk what ur talking about. I’m not jealous of Sejeong
Westside: I never said it was Sejeong
Certifiedmom: …… Guess I walked right into that one
Westside: U did indeed. Now spill, what’s up?
Certifiedmom: Urgh I just hate the whole situation
Certifiedmom: Like this pretty, talented, funny girl just coincidentally shows up at Jyp clothing where hyung just happens to work? And she just happens to have gotten rejected by the music store and want to work in music too?
Certifiedmom: And suddenly hyung and her are working all these extra shifts bc people are off sick - TOGETHER nonetheless
Certifiedmom: Like his boss just phoned him up and was like “oh sry Jaebum but can u cover tongiht’s shifts? U’ll be with Sejeong”
Certifiedmom: I’m positive she likes him. Why else would she just always happen to show up where hyung is?
Westside: Omg so you think this is a conspiracy? U think all this is happening bc Sejeong noona likes hyung??
Westside: tf do u think she did gave the other workers food poisoning or smth??
Certifiedmom: Dnjklsgsnnrfkdl no I don’t u piece of I’m not that paranoid
Certifiedmom: I’m sure she likes hyung. But he’ll never believe me. He never does when I say that kind of stuff to him
Westside: Probably bc u think that about every girl he speaks to
Certifiedmom: Bc why tf wouldn’t they? Have u seen him?
Westside: Yes I have he’s my dad
Westside: And u guys are having martial problems so as the Jjp fan club president I must fix them
Certifiedmom: I thought Jackson was the president?
Westside: Pls he’s like vice president at most. Nobody ships u two more than me
Certifiedmom: I do
Westside: Gross
Westside: I love it
Certifiedmom: U damn weirdo
Westside: Well I was made with 50% ur dna so what does that say about you?
Certifiedmom: Pls that 50% is 100% Jaebum hyung it’s got nothing to do with me
Westside: Disagree strongly. Ur actually way more weird than u like to think
Westside: But life is acting so u hide it behind a mask of fakeness
Westside: That’s what u are Park Jinyoung. A fake
Certifiedmom: And ur dead meat Kim Yugyeom. I’d ing end u rn if I wasn’t going to the mall
Westside: Lol what are u gonna do there buy some more friends?
Certifiedmom: I wish. Anything is better than u and the other 4 morons
Westside: It’s other THREE (3) morons u fool Youngjae hyung doesn’t count
Certifiedmom: yeah ur right how could I make that mistake
Certifiedmom: U, Bam, Jacks and Mark hyung are all fools. So is Jaebum hyung
Westside: Oh damn it really is trouble in paradise if ur putting Jaebum hyung in the same box as me and Bambam
Westside: Wait
Westside: Are u going to the mall to spy on him???
Certifiedmom: Pls as if I’d do that. Who do you think I am? That’s some u Bambam and Jackson would do
Certifiedmom: Bye
Westside: Hyung wait
Certifiedmom: What?
Westside: U don’t want to do this
Certifiedmom: Uh yeah I do I need knew socks so I’m gonna go buy them
Westside: Ok drop the act we both know ur not going to buy sock
Westside: Or if they are then you might coincidentally happen to buy them at Jyp clothing right?
Certifiedmom: Idk what ur implying
Westside: Ur going to spy on hyung & Sejeong bc you don’t trust noona right?
Certifiedmom: I’m seriously not. I just want to go to the store, see Jaebum, and get some new socks. If I see him with Sejeong or whatever that’s just a coincidence
Westside: I’d like to propose something
Certifiedmom: What?
Westside: Give things more time. Say a month. If ur still suspicious abt noona & hyung then I’LL go to the mall for u some night and spy on them. See if they get up to anything
Westside: And then I’ll report all my findings back to u and if u want to do anything about it u can. Deal?
Certifiedmom: Deal
Certifiedmom: Wait what do u get out of this?
Westside: Free lunch for 2 weeks
Certifiedmom: U ing
Certifiedmom: Ur lucky ur my son or I rly would have killed you by now
Jjp children
6:17 PM
Daddylonglegs: IM CALLING THE POLICE
Daddylonglegs: YUGYEOM BUDDY WHERE ARE U?!?!
Westside: I’m hERE Bambam calm ur
Daddylonglegs: OH THANK GOD
Sunshine: We were beginning to think we lost u
Lagangster: Bambam was the only sad one
Socialpapillon: Uuh both of those statements are incorrect
Socialpapillon: 1 we thought u had gone off to do some stupid involving Jjp & Sejeong
Socialpapillon: If we actually lost Yugyeom then u’d be sad too Mark hyung don’t even try to deny it
Westside: Rest assured that I am fine
Westside: I was just bragging to Jinyoung that he’s a petty and jealous basically
Westside: Was considering doing smth but eehh I cba
Westside: I’d rather just stay home and watch Ru Paul’s
Daddylonglegs: Same they can figure it out on their own
Lagangster: Thank u
Sunshine: Yeah I’m glad u guys saw sense
Socialpapillon: Ha that’s a sentence you don’t get to say everyday
Lagangster: As if u ever see sense
Socialpapillon: Don’t make of my shortsightedness hyung it’s rude
Westside: Lol why make fun of ur shortsightedness when he can make fun of ur short height?
Socialpapillon: HE’S 1CM SHORTER THAN ME
Daddylonglegs: Still taller
Socialpapillon: Shut up u ing giraffe I can’t even look at u in situations like this
Sunshine: Good thing we’re just messaging then
Lagangster: Unless Jackson fights u
Westside: Ooh that’d be even better than Ru Paul’s
Daddylonglegs: I just sat down to eat dinner so no
Sunshine: Are u scared?
Daddylonglegs: Pffft pls no way I could easily beat Jackson hyung in a fight
Socialpapillon: U rly think that Bam?
Daddylonglegs: U know I can’t rly text & eat at the same time haha gotta go for now!!
Westside: Coward
Westside: Also totally inaccurate he’s literally the best at texting & eating at the same time
Sunshine: You’d totally win hyung
Lagangster: As if you’d ever actually hurt Bambam
Socialpapillon: I couldn’t. Whenever I want to I look at him and just see the small, cute, sweet child he was when he first came here from Thailand and I just can’t hurt him
Lagangster: He literally got u 2 kicked out of the supermarket because he began to sundae like a how is that possible
A hot mess
Tuesday 8:52 PM
Sunshine: U sure have been working a lot Jaebum hyung, aren’t you getting frustrated?
Angryjaw: Not rly. I’m volunteering for it
Lagangster: Tf why would u volunteer to do extra stuff?
Daddylonglegs: Money
Westside: Money
Socialpapillon: Money
Certifiedmom: Money
Sunshine: Money
Angryjaw: ^
Lagangster: Ok that was a dumb question
Westside: Has Sejeong noona adjusted to the shop well?
Angryjaw: Yeah it’s been like 4 weeks since she started so she doesn’t rly need me there anymore. She wants money too tho so she volunteers to work more shifts too
Socialpapillon: Even tho all the workers are back from sick leave?
Angryjaw: Yeah. I think Jyp is just happy “us youngsters are showing such an interest in the business”
Daddylonglegs: Eh it could be worse. U could work in Hot Topic
Certifiedmom: Didn’t YOU want to work in Hot Topic in like 8th grade?
Daddylonglegs: Hjksgseoitnsdg it was an emo phase ok we don’t bring up that time
Angryjaw: “IT’S NOT A PHASE YUGYEOM THIS LOOK WON’T DIE OUT”
Socialpapillon: That actually fits so many of the things Bambam has gotten into
Lagangster: Bambam’s emo phase was pretty bad but remember when Yugyeom dyed his hair mustard yellow? That was far worse than Bam’s emo cut
Certifiedmom: Dear god that was horrifying
Westside: Hahaha laugh it up
Westside: At least I actually die my hair, unlike u
Sunshine: It wasn’t THAT bad
Socialpapillon: Yeah just maybe go for a more natural colour next time Gyeom
Daddylonglegs: Why natural? Natural is boring
Socialpapillon: Yeah everybody knows the real look is bright blond with pink streaks in it
Angryjaw: Watch it Jackson
Socialpapillon: Wdym hyung? Im just referencing a trendy hairstyle
Certifiedmom: That was never trendy
Lagangster: U could have covered it up with a bucket hat
Sunshine: Mark hyung don’t even joke about that that’s not funny
Daddylonglegs: That is another dark time we don’t look back to too
Angryjaw: Idk why you guys hate them so much they’re cool
Westside: Hyung pls ur mullet was 1000x better than that thing
Daddylonglegs: No it wasn’t
Socialpapillon: I liked it!
Certifiedmom: It was fun to play with but eh
Certifiedmom: Take it or leave it
Sunshine: Yeah I’m with Jinyoung hyung on this one
Lagangster: Same
Angryjaw: U guys . What did I do to deserve this disrespect?
Westside: Well Mark hyung is older than u
Daddylonglegs: So he can do whatever tf he wants
Socialpapillon: BECAUSE APPARENTLY BEING A FEW MONTHS APART MATTERS IN KOREA
Certifiedmom: Jackson is definitely not still salty at all
Westside: Oh that is RICH coming from u
Westside: The first meat incident was ing 5 YEARS AGO LET IT GO ALREADY
Certifiedmom: Never
Lagangster: Technically the age disagreement is older too since Jackson came here in like middle school
Sunshine: That’s so long ago. Can’t you let him call you informally hyung?
Angryjaw: Nope
Socialpapillon: This is racism
Daddylonglegs: Lmao remember that time Jackson hyung complained about it being racism in public and the teachers thought he was being srs and Jaebum hyung got called into the dean’s office?
Angryjaw: There was NOTHING funny about that Bambam I could have gotten ing kicked out of my music course
Lagangster: Yeah but he didn’t actually think it was something serious did he?
Angryjaw: No but the principal is the same
Angryjaw: you Jackson
Socialpapillon: I’m feeling so attacked rn
Angryjaw: Good. U deserve it
Angryjaw: Maybe if u hadn’t done that then I would have let you call me informally by now
Certifiedmom: That’s a lie and we all know it
Westside: Yeah nice try hyung
Angryjaw: Damn it
Angryjaw: Well I better not hear u lot have gotten up to any tomorrow or u know what’ll happen
Daddylonglegs: Wait aren’t u going to be around tomorrow?
Sunshine: Working again?
Angryjaw: No actually but I’m hanging out with Sejeong. Need to help her with something
Socialpapillon: So ur gonna be mia?
Angryjaw: Yeah so don’t try . Jinyoung knows what to do
Certifiedmom: Yeah
Daddylonglegs: fINE I won’t rig the pa system to play Gucci Gang during the morning announcements
Westside: Yeah way to rain on our parade dad
Sunshine: Why would u even
Lagangster: I’ve officially given up on them
A hot mess
Wednesday 3:33 PM
Socialpapillon: Eyo Jaebum hyung where u at? I need help with some hw
Angryjaw: Sorry Jacks can’t. Working in 30 mins
Socialpapillon: Ur always working now it’s no fun
Westside: Yeah hyung I’m concerned u might be overdoing it
Lagangster: If u rly need money that badly man I can lend u some it’s no problem
Angryjaw: Thanks hyung but this is smth I need to earn for myself
Daddylonglegs: I don’t get it, what is all this dough for?
Daddylonglegs: U and Jinyoung’s dungeon?
Angryjaw: Is anyone near Bambam rn so they can smack the out of him?
Sunshine: On it
Lagangster: Lol attacked by Youngjae get rekt
Daddylonglegs: The fact that it came from Youngjae hyung hurt more than the punch
Socialpapillon: Rly? I thought the punch would hurt more. They’re ing sore
Sunshine: Ur just weak hyung
Westside: Lmao u alright there Jackson hyung?
Socialpapillon: Barely. Where is my Park gae at? He’ll take away my pain
Certifiedmom: I’m at home
Sunshine: Yeah me and Bam are on our way back too
Socialpapillon: Yknow next year we should all just get a flat together it’d be so much cheaper
Daddylonglegs: I vote Mark hyung pays for the bills
Westside: Or Jaebum hyung since hes worked enough to buy the ing White House lately
Sunshine: I think Sejeong is pretty well off too, he could steal it from her
Angryjaw: Haha very funny. I’m going to work now, don’t bother me ers
Certifiedmom: Put ur phone on silent
Angryjaw: I always do
Lagangster: I wish we could put Bambam on silent
Daddylonglegs: Woah um ok what did I do to deserve this sudden attack?
Lagangster: Nothing in particular. Just voicing my thoughts
Socialpapillon: U could make something that silenced him online and irl. You’d make a fortune
Sunshine: That’s how we’ll get our money for our flat next year
Certifiedmom: I rly need that in my life so let’s do it
Certifiedmom: Better make a Yugyeom and Jackson one too
Westside: Better make a Jinyoung one too so we can’t hear his ing & pettiness all the time
Socialpapillon: Yeah I had better get one so u can’t hear me crying from this betrayal
Sunshine: Omg can y’all stop roasting each other for just a minute pls? I’m stuck on hw too and Bam said he was as well while we were walking so how about a hw party at my place?
Sunshine: We can order food or smth later on for dinner
Lagangster: I’m down
Socialpapillon: Yeah sounds great
Daddylonglegs: I’ll come! Just looking at this stuff makes me wanna chug a bottle of bleach
Westside: Same. I’ll come
Sunshine: Jinyoung hyung, wbu?
Certifiedmom: Yeah sure
Sunshine: Great! Ok come over for like 5? I need to tidy up a bit
Socialpapillon: Roger that
5:24 PM
Daddylonglegs: Hey Gyeom where are u?
Lagangster: U too Jinyoung it’s not like u to be late
Socialpapillon: We’re gonna order food soon so you’ll wanna be here for that
Sunshine: Plus ur also missing getting help w/ ur hw
Daddylonglegs: Nothing huh?
Daddylonglegs: Fine. Guess I’ll just hang out with these losers by myself
Lagangster: The feeling is mutual
Jjp children
5:42 PM
Socialpapillon: Guys I just thought of smth
Lagangster: Why don’t u just speak?
Socialpapillon: Pls hyung u don’t even need help ur just sitting on ur phone and drinking soda with ur headphones in - you’d never listen to me irl now no matter what it was
Lagangster: True
Socialpapillon: U know how Bam and Gyeom were planning to do something abt Jjp & Sejeong a while back? Well what if he went through with it?
Daddylonglegs: G U L P
Socialpapillon: I KNEW u were still planning smth!
Daddylonglegs: No!!
Daddylonglegs: I mean yeah we had a plan when it first started but we scrapped it I swear!!
Socialpapillon: Do we believe him boys?
Sunshine: Yeah. He looks like he’s telling the truth
Lagangster: And if they rly were still doing smth then Bam would have gone along with. He never flakes out when Yugyeom is concerned. Or at least when pranking is concerned
Socialpapillon: Ok but Yugyeom and Jinyoung are both missing. Do you think they did smth together??
Daddylonglegs: Ok now that’s just bull
Lagangster: Thats even more wack than Bambam lying
Sunshine: Yugyeom and Jinyoung working together against Jaebum hyung? I can’t buy it
Socialpapillon: Yeah but what if Jinyoung knew Yugyeom was going to do smth and went out to stop him? And that’s why he’s not here?
Sunshine: More plausible
Daddylonglegs: I can’t BELIEVE he would do something without me!
Daddylonglegs: Does our friendship mean nothing to him?
Lagangster: U roast him all the time what did u expect?
Daddylonglegs: Uh not to be treated like last nights meal, that’s what
Daddylonglegs: I’m tonite’s snacc I don’t deserve this
Socialpapillon: So what should we do?
Sunshine: Wait what if Jinyoung hyung was going to do smth and Yugyeom was the one going to stop him??
Lagangster: Explain
Sunshine: Like what if Jinyoung hyung went to spy on Jaebum hyung & Sejeong while they were working, Yugyeom found out, and went to stop them?
Lagangster: This is Jinyoung we’re talking about
Socialpapillon: Yeah he is pretty petty no offence
Daddylonglegs: If Jaebum hyung finds out he’ll go crazy. He hates that stuff
Sunshine: So what should we do?
Lagangster: Let’s try contact them both one last time. We’ll decide what to do from there
6:22 PM
Socialpapillon: Have any of u got a hold of Yugyeom yet?
Sunshine: No. He’s a ghost
Daddylonglegs: Idk I don’t think he’s THAT ugly
Daddylonglegs: Damn he isn’t even here to react to my friendly roast TT I miss him already
Socialpapillon: I’m getting mixed messages from that sentence but I will put them aside for the sake of finding our maknae before Jjp do
Lagangster: Won’t be pretty when they do
Sunshine: Wait a second Bambam did u and Yugyeom plan this together but then u flaked out at the last minute bc u couldn’t handle another Jjp smackdown therefore throwing Yugyeom under the bus?
Socialpapillon: That is true. Mark hyung said it before, he’s never flaked out when it comes to Gyeom & Jjp
Lagangster: Yeah right
Socialpapillon: That doesn’t matter rn. We need to find Yugyeom before he does something stupid
Socialpapillon: Damn it’s so weird to see him acting out. Usually it’s Bam who acts rashly
Sunshine: Ik this is a weird twist
Sunshine: Wait I just thought of smth. Hyung is working with Sejeong tonight isn’t he?
Lagangster: Yeah
Sunshine: Let’s go to the store then. Yugyeom might have gone there to “talk some sense into him” or vice versa
Socialpapillon: Ur right. Youngjae u go there. Check out the rest of the floor too and the 3rd one
Socialpapillon: I’ll take the ground and 1st floor
Daddylonglegs: What abt me?
Lagangster: Ur coming with me. We’re going to Jinyoung’s then Jaebum’s
Lagangster: Don’t even think about protesting
Daddylonglegs: Ok ok I won’t. Ready to go when u are
7:07 PM
Daddylonglegs: No sign of Gyeom or mom at Jinyoung hyung’s place
Daddylonglegs: We’re heading to dad’s place rn
Lagangster: Jacks, Youngjae, see anyone at the mall?
Socialpapillon: No I’ve not seen anyone
Socialpapillon: Then again I have been at Byunwoo’s Bbq for the past 20 minutes so idk
Lagangster: Goddamn it Jackson
Socialpapillon: It’s good ok don’t judge me
Socialpapillon: Plus all this kicked off before we ordered dinner so it’s hardly my fault. I haven’t ate since like 1
Socialpapillon: Plus Youngjae is with me
Sunshine: Hyung!
Daddylonglegs: Thats not fair why didn’t I get the mall job?
Lagangster: Because u’d do the exact same thing u moron
Lagangster: Also Jackson I’m now twice as disappointed in u. U goofed off and u dragged Youngjae into it
Lagangster: Shame on u
Sunshine: Nah it was my idea to go lol
Socialpapillon: See?!
Socialpapillon: Plus if u hadn’t had dinner either u’d probably come too hyung don’t lie
Lagangster: We’re at Jaebum’s place now I’m gonna check in
Daddylonglegs: We’re actually about 2 minutes away
Socialpapillon: He knows I’m right
Sunshine: This is the best bbq in the city, hands down
Daddylonglegs: No Gyeom or dad either
Daddylonglegs: Oh well we tried let’s go home
Lagangster: I don’t think so
Lagangster: Do u want ur parents to get a divorce?
Daddylonglegs: No…
Lagangster: So we’re gonna keep looking. Lets go to the mall since Jackson and Youngjae are doing
Socialpapillon: Ok u can insult me but nobody will stand for this Youngjae discrimination
Lagangster Ur right our parents wouldn’t approve
Lagangster: Sry Youngjae
Sunshine: It’s ok hyung. If u didn’t apologise then I wouldn’t have given u these chicken wings I have
Sunshine: Me and hyung are too full to eat them. They’re still warm
Daddylonglegs: dAMN Mark hyung may have short legs but he sure can run when he wants to
Daddylonglegs: Except he’s trying to look like he’s still walking so it’s like some kind of weird speed walk/jog
Daddylonglegs: Me and my fabulous matchsticks can barely keep up & text at the same time
Daddylonglegs: HOLY THAT CAR ALMOST HIT ME
Daddylonglegs: That was close jfc
Socialpapillon: Then PUT DOWN UR PHONE BEFORE U GET IN AN ACCIDENT
Socialpapillon: I stg do I have to take over as head of the family when Jaebum hyung passes away?
Sunshine: There’s no way he would let u. It’ll probably be Mark hyung since he’s the oldest
Socialpapillon: Probably. Unless he and Jinyoung find out then he almost let Bambam run head first into traffic while texting on his phone then they’ll prb be pretty pissed and say it’s u instead
Sunshine: I prefer Mark hyung it sounds like too much responsibility
Sunshine: Speak of the devil. Here he is now. He’s getting a drink
Socialpapillon: Wait where’s Bambam?
Socialpapillon: DID U DIE???
Socialpapillon: BAMBAM DID U ACTUALLY GET INTO AN ACCIDENT???
Socialpapillon: WHERE ARE U???
Sunshine: Bambam srly where are u??
Sunshine: Pls tell us ur ok
Daddylonglegs: I’m more than ok
Daddylonglegs: I found Yugyeom. And Jinyoung hyung
Sunshine: Srly? The hell is he doing?
Daddylonglegs: Spying on Jaebum hyung and Sejeong noona
Daddylonglegs: Well it actually looks more like Yugyeom is spying on Jaebum hyung and Sejeong noona and Jinyoung hyung is trying to… stop him?
Daddylonglegs: They’re hiding but uuuhhhh idk I feel like Jaebum hyung could still see them if he came to the front of the store
Sunshine: Ok Mark hyung is stuffing his face with chicken wings rn but he says to pull them both away before they get caught
Daddylonglegs: Just a sec
Daddylonglegs: Ok we’re good I’ll get him out of there
Socialpapillon: Did u take pics for blackmail?
Daddylonglegs: Yes. I get in more than anyone in this group so blackmail is a very useful thing for me
Sunshine: “I can’t deny that, he is right” - Mark hyung
Daddylonglegs: Should I get Jinyoung hyung too or leave him?
Sunshine: “Yeah. Jaebum will get mad if he sees him” - Mark hyung
Daddylonglegs: Roger that
Socialpapillon: What happened to not interfering hmm Mark hyung?
Sunshine: Mark hyung flipped Jackson hyung off
Socialpapillon: I’m very hurt
Lagangster: Good
Lagangster: That was some ing good chicken. I paid for my drink so let’s go
Sunshine: Let’s go to Jyp and catch Yugbam
Lagangster: Oi Bambam why aren’t u pulling Yugyeom away? Ur just hiding with him
Daddylonglegs: I’m spying too. U never know
Lagangster: Ffs
Socialpapillon: So what do you think? Were Jinyoung’s fears justified?
Daddylonglegs: Nah I think he’s just being jealous. We can prb go
Westside: Jinyoung hyung tried to get me to move a lot but I didn’t which is why he’s still here
Socialpapillon: Hey traitor
Westside: Sup
Lagangster: We need to get him away before Jaebum notices him
Sunshine: Oh I know!
Daddylonglegs: Lol what’s that stupid noise?
Westside: That’s Jinyoung hyung’s ring tone…
Westside: Wait Youngjae hyung DON’T CALL HIM
Daddylonglegs: Oh
Lagangster: What happened?
Socialpapillon: Guys what’s happening?
Sunshine: Oh no…
A hot mess
9:22 PM
Angryjaw: I really can’t believe u guys some times
Angryjaw: I expected this from Yugyeom and Bambam and Jackson but the rest of u?
Angryjaw: I’m disappointed
Angryjaw: What the hell was going through your minds? “Jaebum’s known this girl for like a couple of month ofc she’s madly in love with him and will try jump him at every single opportunity!!”
Angryjaw: SrlyI have no words for u
Angryjaw: Especially u Jinyoung
Angryjaw: I’ve told u a thousand times I love u and that ur the only one for me yet u still do things like this
Angryjaw: If ur really this insecure and jealous then maybe we shouldn’t even be together
Angryjaw: I can’t stand to be with someone who can’t even trust me working with a female coworker because of their own jealousy and insecurities
Angryjaw: I just can’t
Angryjaw: I need some time to myself to figure some things out
Angryjaw: Don’t bother trying to speak to me or convince me to do anything before then. I’ll let you know when I’m ready
Angryjaw: Oh and just before I go I have one thing to say
Angryjaw: There has been a reason why I’ve been working and hanging around Sejeong so much. And it’d not because I want to her
Angryjaw: I have a trip w/ my breakdancing club this weekend. I’m going to use it as a getaway to think things over. When I come back I’ll let u know what’s happening
Angryjaw: And Jinyoung I’ll let u know how I feel about us after it too
Angryjaw: Goodbye
Westside: Guys I’m so sorry
Westside: I’m so so sorry this is all my fault
Lagangster: No it’s my fault. I’m the eldest. I should have tried harder to stop you
Socialpapillon: No it’s mine. I didn’t take it seriously enough
Daddylonglegs: It’s mine. I shouldn’t have encouraged Yugyeom. I should have pulled him away sooner
Sunshine: It’s mine. I’m the one who wanted bbq. Things could have turned out differently if we never went
Sunshine: And I’m the one who ing called Jinyoung hyung. if I hadn’t done that then Jaebum hyung never would have saw us and we could have gotten away with this
Certifiedmom: It’s obviously my fault. I’m the petty insecure one who can’t even handle a single person looking at my boyfriend right?
Certifiedmom: Oh sorry I meant ex boyfriend
Sunshine: Hyung u haven’t broken up
Certifiedmom: We obviously will. He hates me now
Daddylonglegs: He hates us all
Lagangster: We should let him have his space or he’ll get even more mad
Westside: Hyungs I’m so sorry. I messed up so bad
Socialpapillon: Don’t cry Yugyeom
Westside: Howw dud u kno?
Sunshine: U always cry
Westside: Im supposed too be hyunggs biggest supporters bt I just ruineed everyt hing
Lagangster: We all contributed in our own way
Daddylonglegs: Yeah it’s not ur fault Yugs. We’re all to blame
Sunshine: When do u think Jaebum hyung will come around?
Certifiedmom: Never
Socialpapillon: Don’t be so negative Jinyoungie
Certifiedmom: Oh sorry
Certifiedmom: Jaebum hyung will never speak to us again bc he hates us! And he’s going to dump me in the next couple of weeks even tho I want to get married and spend the rest of my life with him! Hooray!
Certifiedmom: Sorry. I just
Certifiedmom: God this is such a damn mess
Certifiedmom: Why are none of u saying anything? U usually never stfu
Daddylonglegs: U really want to get married and settle down together?
Certifiedmom: Oh that
Certifiedmom: Yeah I do. I really love him
Certifiedmom: I honestly can’t imagine myself with anyone else at this point. Hyung just means so much to me that I
Certifiedmom: I cant picture a futuree that he isnt in
Socialpapillon: Are u crying?
Certifiedmom: No off
Lagangster: That’s a yes
Sunshine: Hyung I know we ed up. But we’ll fix this. We’ll make it right. I promise
Westside: We won’t let things be ruined. We’ll make it through this
Certifiedmom: I don’t knoww whether I should admire or cry hsrder at ur optimissm
Certifiedmom: How do u know were not fuced?
Daddylonglegs: Love like that doesnt come along every day hyung
Lagangster: Bam’s right. U have something special. I’ve always thought that
Socialpapillon: And we’ll be damned if we let it go to hell
Sunshine: Maybe you should use this time for self reflection hyung
Sunshine: See what went wrong and how u can fix it
Certifiedmom: It’s not Jaebum I don’t trust it’s Sejeong
Certifiedmom: I guess I just love him so much I think “why wouldn’t u want him?” and assume everyone likes him too
Certifiedmom: So when I see a pretty, nice, talented girl like Sejeong come along and spend all this time with him I just get jealous
Certifiedmom: I think they like him and have to get confirmation that they do/don’t before I do anything about it if I decide to do anything at all
Certifiedmom: I don’t know how I can stop feeling like that but if it’ll get hyung back then I’ll do whatever
Lagangster: That’s a good mindset to have
Daddylonglegs: Plus Jaebum hyung has a crappy temper. I’m sure he’ll come to his sense and realise he overreacted in a couple days
Westside: Don’t stress about it hyung
Westside: Nice to see u stopped crying too
Certifiedmom: Likewise brat
Sunshine: Hey do any of u guys have Sejeong’s contact details?
Daddylonglegs: Uuuummm why do u want them?
Sunshine: I want to ask if she likes Jaebum hyung. I would feel kinda awkward doing it irl now
Socialpapillon: Yeah I think I got it hang on a minute
Sunshine, Musiconista
Sunshine has named the chat 96 crew
Thursday 4:19 PM
Sunshine: Hey Sejeong, this is Choi Youngjae
Sunshine: I’m sure you’ve heard about the mess going on w/ Jaebum hyung and the others atm and so I’d like to ask u smth
Sunshine: Do u like Jaebum hyung? Pls answer honestly
Musiconista: Hi Youngjae :)
Musiconista: No I can honestly say I don’t like Jaebum oppa. He’s not rly my type
Musiconista: Plus he’s been with Jinyoung oppa for forever now, I would never want to break that up
Musiconista: I actually think they’re rly cute together haha is that weird?
Sunshine: No it’s not. We think that too. Yugyeom is like their biggest fanboy
Musiconista: Aaw that’s cute
Sunshine: Thank u so much, this has been rly helpful
Musiconista: No problem. I hope things go well for u. Jaebum oppa has been in a terrible mood at work
Sunshine: Oh no rly?
Musiconista: Yeah. A child started crying when he served them in the shop
Sunshine: Omg… that does sound like hyung. He gets rly scary when he’s mad
Sunshine: So does Mark hyung. I still shudder every time I see an ac
Musiconista: Why??
Sunshine: It’s a long story…
Sunshine: I gtg but this has been great. Thanks Sejeong!
Musiconista: Ur welcome Youngjae :)
A hot mess
4:39 PM
Sunshine: She doesn’t even like him y’all
Socialpapillon: This is a ing mess
Westside: I rly am just gonna kms
Lagangster: Normally I would agree with that but don’t be so hasty Yugyeom
Daddylonglegs: Yeah calm down I’m sure the hyungs don’t blame u
Certifiedmom: I don’t I blame myself
Certifiedmom: I never realised how jealous I was until now
Socialpapillon: …… Ok so we’ll let that comment slide
Sunshine: Yeah u weren’t exactly ever subtle hyung
Certifiedmom: Ur rly judging me rn as my 6 year relationship might just be blowing up in my face?
Lagangster: Jinyoung I know ur angry but don’t take it out on others
Daddylonglegs: Pls Mark hyung ur literally only saying that bc it’s Youngjae hyung. You’d never do it for me or Yugyeom
Daddylonglegs: Wait I’m confused
Daddylonglegs: What EXACTLY did u ask Yugyeom to do? Like what actually happened before we arrived?
Certifiedmom: A couple months back I wanted to spy on them but Yugyeom said no and that if I rly did want to do, to wait and that he would do it
Certifiedmom: After hyung and Sejeong just kept getting closer, working together all the time, hanging out, I couldn’t take it anymore. I just kinda snapped
Certifiedmom: So instead of going to Youngjae’s I told him to go to the mall and spy
Certifiedmom: That’s the reason we didn’t reply around 5, he came over to mine to speak to me. I was certain I wanted to do it at the time. He went to mall and I stayed in
Certifiedmom: But the more I thought about it the more guilty I felt so I went to the mall to go get him. But he wouldn’t budge bc he was determined to prove to me that there was nothing going on
Certifiedmom: And the rest u all know
Lagangster: God this rly does balls
Socialpapillon: Hey guys we also shouldn’t forget abt this weekend trip
Westside: What?
Socialpapillon: Remember the trip he’s taking this weekend with his breakdance club? I think it’s to Incheon?
Lagangster: So Jaebum’s gonna be away all this weekend?
Daddylonglegs: That’s prb not very good for this
Sunshine: Or maybe it is? He’ll be able to clear his head. Figure out what he rly wants
Certifiedmom: To break up with me
Westside: Stop
Daddylonglegs: He doesn’t want to do that stop being so overdramatic
Socialpapillon: Weird he didn’t mention it earlier
Certifiedmom: He was prb going to tell us sooner but then all this happened
Socialpapillon: Apparently it was pretty impromptu too so he might have only found out like yesterday
Sunshine: Well at least it’ll make not talking to him easier
Daddylonglegs: A unique take on things Youngjae hyung
Westside: Guys this trip could be the one to save this marriage
Lagangster: Yeah it could fix things
Socialpapillon: Hyung will realise how much Jinyoungie rly means to him and how he could never let him go
Daddylonglegs: Then he’ll come rushing home from the trip early, desperate to re-confess his feelings to Jinyoung hyung
Westside: Jinyoung hyung will think it’s to fully break up with him and will be trying to be brave, saying he already knows what hyung’s going to say and that they should just break up
Sunshine: Jaebum hyung gets annoyed at him, asks what he’s saying, saying that he loves him so much and could never let him go
Lagangster: They reconcile their differences, Jinyoung agrees to work on his jealousy, and they live happily ever after
Socialpapillon: The end
Westside: I demand a sequel
Certifiedmom: There’s not going to be a sequel u fools there’s not even going to be a first one. He’s going to dump me after this trip I stg
Daddylonglegs: Good thing I’m a Buddhist!
Certifiedmom: What?
Daddylonglegs: I don’t have a god
Certifiedmom: That doesn’t even
Certifiedmom: U know what whatever. I’m past caring at this point
Certifiedmom: I’m gonna be a single mom of 5 by Monday
Socialpapillon: U never know Jinyoungie. Hyung could surprise u yet
B boyz bffs
3:37 PM
Breakitdown: Hey Jaebum coach says we’ve got free shopping town rn
Angryjaw: Ok cool
Breakitdown: U wanna go around together? I’m with a couple of other people rn
Angryjaw: Yeah sure. What floor u guys on? I’ll meet u
Breakitdown: 1st
Angryjaw: Ok
Angryjaw: Actually on second thought I’ll catch up w/ u guys in a minute. I just wanna get smth first. Might take a while
Breakitdown: That’s cool we’ll probably be on the same floor playing games or smth
Breakitdown: Wait I just walked past u I think
Breakitdown: Why are u in a jewellery store??
Angryjaw: Oh I wanna get earrings for Jinyoung as a make up gift. There’s this pair he rly wants and I want to see if the shop has them
Breakitdown: Jfc I thought u were gonna
Angryjaw: What?
Breakitdown: Nothing it doesn’t matter
Breakitdown: Meet u in the arcade when ur done?
Angryjaw: Sounds good
4:16 PM
Breakitdown: U done yet?
Angryjaw: Nearly
Breakitdown: Damn what are u doing? The jewellery store isn’t that big
Angryjaw: They don’t have the wants he wants so I’m looking for an alternative
Breakitdown: Oh ok
4:30 PM
Angryjaw: Ok I’m done
Breakitdown: We’re still in the arcade. Just about to leave
Angryjaw: Ok omw
Breakitdown: Isn’t that box
Angryjaw: Is that what?
Breakitdown: Oh nothing nvm
Breakitdown: Just looking at the brand
Jjp children
12:12 PM
Socialpapillon: Damn I can’t believe it literally only turned Sunday like 12 hours ago it feels like it’s been a ing year since Friday
Westside: It’s bc we’ve been deprived of high quality Jjp content
Westside: Instead we’ve been getting the ty episodes with the story arc everybody hates
Daddylonglegs: We didn’t even get a re-run of the good stuff
Sunshine: I don’t think Jinyoung hyung can even look at a photo of Jaebum hyung rn
Lagangster: He can’t. He nearly started crying at mine yesterday when he saw 1 of the club’s members upload a photo with him in
Lagangster: Caption was smth like “chillin with the b boyz” and he tagged Jaebum in it
Lagangster: He looked pretty serious in the photo. Wasn’t smiling at all
Socialpapillon: I’m so scared guys hyung seems rly pissed off this time
Daddylonglegs: Yeah I mean we’ve nearly ruined their relationship several times but this is definitely the worst
Sunshine: We didn’t ruin it, it’s not our faults
Lagangster: Yeah let’s not start this argument or Yugyeom will start crying again
Westside: Shut up hyung I just love my parents so much
Daddylonglegs: What do you think Jinyoung hyung will do if Jaebum hyung rly does break up with him?
Lagangster: Be pretty ing devastated I imagine
Sunshine: I would be too if I got dumped by my boyfriend of 6 years who I had 5 children with
Westside: Wait if hyung dumps Jinyoung hyung… will he stop being our friend?
Daddylonglegs: Gyeom’s right
Daddylonglegs: He’s pissed at us as well. But he wouldn’t leave us would he?
Socialpapillon: No way. We’ve known hyung for what 10 years now?
Socialpapillon: There’s no way he’d just abandon us. Maybe he’ll take a break or smth but he’ll never leave
Lagangster: Let’s hope he doesn’t
Socialpapillon: We don’t have to hope hyung. I know he won’t
Wang gae Park gae
5:04 PM
Certifiedmom: Hyung is back soon I think. He should be coming over to my house at some point today
Certifiedmom: I’m so ing nervous Jackson idk what he’ll do
Certifiedmom: On one hand I think we’ve been together so long and made it through so much that he’ll stay with me and we’ll keep going
Certifiedmom: But on the other I’m ing certain he’s about to dump my and never speak to me again
Certifiedmom: He just sounded so angry and like he rly hated my guts
Certifiedmom: Idk if he can just turn around and forgive me like that
Certifiedmom: I don’t want to lose him. I rly rly don’t
Socialpapillon: U won’t
Certifiedmom: How can u be so sure?
Socialpapillon: Jinyoung I’ve been friends with u guys since what, middle school??
Socialpapillon: Any idiot could see how much u loved each other, even then
Socialpapillon: When u started dating no one was surprised. In fact everybody was expecting it and waiting eagerly for it to happen
Socialpapillon: Which it EVENTUALLY did after u 2 hopeless asses finally confessed ur feelings to each other
Socialpapillon: You’ve been through so much together. Not just as a couple but as friends too. You’ve been through hell and back together
Socialpapillon: Yeah you’ve had ur rough spots but what couple hasn’t? The important thing is u work thru them together. As a team
Socialpapillon: And if u can work thru Jaebum hyung spending that semester away in high school or u potentially going away to acting school next year or hyung’s bucket hat phase then u can make it thru anything
Socialpapillon: I believe in u 2. And I rly mean that
Certifiedmom: Thank u Jackson. That’s rly sweet of u
Certifiedmom: Reassuring too. I feel a bit better now
Socialpapillon: Ur welcome. Any time Jinyoungie
Certifiedmom: Holy theres some1 @ the door
Socialpapillon: ???? So answer it
Certifiedmom: WHAT IF ITS HYUNG
Socialpapillon: OH YEAH UR RIGHT
Socialpapillon: Didn’t think about that
Certifiedmom: nobodys home atm
Certifiedmom: Imma go down and check rn pray for me
Socialpapillon: I’ll pray the hardest I’ve ever prayed before in my life
Socialpapillon: Wait what am I actually praying for? Am I praying that it IS hyung or that it isn’t? Or is it that it’s him and he wants to stay with u?
Socialpapillon: Jinyoungie?
Certifiedmom: ing couriers
Socialpapillon: What?
Certifiedmom: It was a courier with some clothes my mom ordered online
Certifiedmom: My ing heart nearly exploded
Socialpapillon: Oh ok so that’s good…?
Certifiedmom: Tbh I don’t rly know
Certifiedmom: I want to see hyung but at the same time I’m too terrified
Socialpapillon: That’s natural. But you should speak to him sooner rather than later
Certifiedmom: Yeah I know
Certifiedmom: I’m just going to put these clothes in my parents room, just be a second
Socialpapillon: K
As Jinyoung went through to his mom’s bedroom he heard a knock on the front door once again. So soon after the last one he figured it was just the deliveryman again; perhaps he had forgotten something or discovered there was another package for them in the van. Booyoung had ordered some shoes the other day, it could be them. He dropped the parcel on the bed before heading back to the the front door and opening it to reveal the person on the other side.
Jaebum.
Instantly Jinyoung felt his chest tighten up. His mouth suddenly felt dry and his forehead sweat. Jaebum’s face was solemn. He was obviously here for the dreaded Talk.
“H-Hyung.”
“Hi Jinyoung. Can I come in?”
“Sure.” He stepped aside, allowing the elder entry. Jaebum came in so naturally it was as if it was his own house. In a way it was like his second home from the sheer amount of time he had spent there over the years; the same went for Jinyoung and the Im’s house. All that might be coming to an end in just a few minutes.
As they made their way to the sitting room Jinyoung noticed Jaebum was wearing a large, baggy jacket that hid a lot of his body in its various folds and creases.
“Uh, do you want to take that off?” he asked.
“No thanks. I’m fine.” the elder replied as he sat down on the couch. Jinyoung made sure to sit on the opposite end from him.
“O-Okay then.” His chest tightened. That meant he wouldn’t be staying long. In typical Jaebum fashion he would be short and to the point. That probably meant he was going to break up with him. He wouldn’t want to hang around after that, naturally With a tight throat, Jinyoung swallowed back a cry. He hated this so much.
“Your parents aren’t in?”
“No, they’re out with my sisters at Sooyoung-noona’s concert. I didn’t want to come because I knew you were coming over.” Jinyoung murmured in reply. He was struggling to look away from the floor and make eye contact.
His boyfriend looked at him. “You should have went. We could have done this another day.”
He shook his head. “It isn’t a big deal, just a small concert her club is putting on for friends and family. I’ve been to loads before. Besides, this is more important.”
“Yeah, I suppose it is a pretty big deal.” He shifted so he was facing Jinyoung. There was no hint of humour or relaxation on Jaebum’s face. He looked nervous and tense, as if someone had wound him up too tightly and he was struggling to release it all.
Jinyoung sat with his hands in his lap trying to look as composed as possible. Being a drama major had it’s advantages in situations like this. Though if Jaebum just looked at him closely for even a second he would see how scared the younger really was. The hands so daintily positioned on his lap were clammy with sweat. He badly wanted to fidget with his sweatshirt sleeves but this would give him away immediately. It would show to Jaebum that he was nervous and he refused to let that happen. Even in a time as dire as this he still had his pride. So did his boyfriend.
“So, uh, what are you here to talk about exactly?”
The elder looked at him. “You know what.”
“I-I know but…” He clenched his fists lightly. “What are you going to say to me? Just get it over with.”
There was an agonising moment of silence as Jaebum collected himself. Jinyoung internally screamed at him to hurry up and get it over with, only barely managing to hold back. Any more waiting or suspense was going to kill him. He just wanted to know if he was going to lose the love of his life or not, that was all he asked.
“I really can’t go out with someone who doesn’t trust me.”
“I do trust you!” Jinyoung burst in. He couldn’t stand being taken the wrong way. “It’s them I don’t trust! The girls that are always around you, trying to seduce you, get you to like them. Even some guys too. It’s them I can’t trust around you. What if they force themselves on you or manipulate you?”
“We’d get over it.” Jaebum answered calmly. “If that ever happened I’d tell them I was already with someone and hopefully they’d respect that and give up on me.”
“What if they didn’t? What if they get pursuing you?” he shot back.
“If they were that persistent then it wouldn’t be worth having them in my life. I would cut them out because I know it would hurt you and our relationship. And that’s the last thing I want.”
This made Jinyoung’s heart flutter a little. He clenched his fists in his lap once again. “If you don’t want to hurt me then why did you say all that stuff in the group chat before? You know that hurt me. It hurt so much…”
“I know it did. I’m sorry.” Jaebum was murmuring now. His tone was softer and less brusque than before. “I was just… angry I guess. I really felt like you didn’t trust me which would be ridiculous after the length of time we’ve been together for. All the guys were there too which also annoyed me. I thought they were all more mature than that.”
This earned a raised eyebrow along with a look of pure doubtfulness from Jinyoung. “Really? You thought all of them were grown up enough to not do stupid stuff like that? Jackson, Bambam and Yugyeom included?”
“... I thought you, hyung and Youngjae would manage to stop them.” the elder replied after a moment.
He sighed. “We were going to but we stopped to get barbecue…” He shook his head. “You know, it doesn’t matter. Not now.”
“Yeah, it can wait. What matters is why you sent Yugyeom to spy on me and Sejeong.”
“I didn’t mean to, it just kinda happened. I was talking to him about how I didn’t trust her around you and he offered to snoop on your for me. I thought it was a good idea at the time.” He let out a scoff. “I should have known better than to never trust him.”
“You know, out of all the things in this story, the fact that you and Yugyeom worked together has got to be the thing that surprised me the most.”
This was said with a trace of a cheeky grin and the teasing voice Jinyoung knew so well. He fought back a smile of his own, hitting his boyfriend’s arm out of instinct. “Shut up.”
Jaebum let out a chuckle. “Sorry Jinyoungie.”
“It’s fine.” he smiled. Truthfully he was relieved. Relieved that Jaebum was still joking around with him. If he had been serious the entire time he wouldn’t have been able to handle it. It would have been a sure omen of what was to come.
“Now really, why did you have Yugyeom spy on us? Did you plan it?”
“No. Like I said, he offered and I accepted. I just… wanted to confirm that I was being over the top. I wanted reassurance that she wasn’t trying anything on you while I wasn’t there. I wanted to know she didn’t like you. I knew if I asked you you’d just say she didn’t and that I was being silly so that’s why I didn’t do that. Plus I didn’t want you to know I was jealous.”
“That last bit doesn’t surprise me. Though you’ve never been good at hiding it.” the elder responded.
Jinyoung pouted. “Hyung.”
“Right.” He took a breath. “I can understand why you did it. But still, there was nothing to warrant it. Did you really think Sejeong liked me or was it all born out of jealousy?”
“I really did think she liked you. You started working together and spending so much time together, both on and off the job, I thought it might have been her doing. Trying to get more time with you because had a thing for you.”
“I can see why you thought that.” he admitted. “And you’re sure you didn’t think I’d reciprocate?”
“Positive.” Jinyoung said firmly. It was the one thing he was sure of at that time.
“Well you can rest assured that she doesn’t like me. One of the things we talked about so much was the guy she likes. He’s in one of my classes as well as well as they club so I know him pretty well. I was trying to help get them together.”
“That’s sweet of you.” He fixed Jaebum with a stare. “But what else were you talking about? It couldn’t have all been matchmaking. And don’t lie to me.”
Now the elder looked uncomfortable. Or was it scared? He couldn’t tell. His eyes shifted away from Jinyoung and towards the floor. He seemed drawn in and tense as if he was unsure of what to do or say next. Naturally this only made Jinyoung’s suspicions rise and his insecurities flare.
“What? What did you talk about?!”
He was fully aware of his tone becoming sharper and his volume rising. Usually it was Jaebum who was the first to shout in an argument yet this time the younger feared it would be him. The sheer ambiguity of his boyfriend’s behaviour was killing him.
What he did next surprised Jinyoung. He was getting all riled up to begin a screaming match, ready to snap at the very next word that came out of Jaebum’s mouth. But he didn’t speak. He began rummaging in his pockets for something. In that huge coat it was almost hard to see what he was doing. The awkwardness of it all managed to diffuse Jinyoung’s anger a little, replacing it with bewilderment and mild irritation instead.
“What are you doing?”
“I’m looking for something. I swear I put it- ah, here it is.”
Jaebum pulled out a piece of paper that had been folded up a couple times. He handed it to Jinyoung who took it, eyeing it in confusion.
“What is this?”
“Open it up.” Jaebum shrugged. It was clear he was nervous but Jinyoung couldn’t see how a single piece of A4 could invoke this within him. He unfolded it preformed a skim-read to see why on Earth it had gotten his boyfriend so anxious. There were words and sketches done in two different hands. One he instantly recognised as Jaebum’s own; his messy handwriting and poor drawing skills stood out from a mile away. The other penmanship was far neater and nicer. It must have been Sejeong’s, he figured. Rather than feeling a spike of jealousy he instead felt even more confused. Why would his boyfriend be writing and drawing things with Sejeong and then Jaebum deem them important for Jinyoung to look at? In an attempt to make sense of everything he began to read over the words carefully.
Formal dinner?
Restaurant vs home
Picnic?
Weekend vs weekday
Holiday or school week (8 weeks until next vacation)
Private vs public
Night or day?
Clothing requirements?
“They’re… date ideas?”
Jaebum stared at him for a moment as if in disbelief. He seemed unable to react for a moment. “N-No they’re-” He ran a hand through his hair. “They’re not really date ideas. They’re kinda different.”
“What are they then? I don’t get it.” It was then Jinyoung clapped eyes on a word scribbled at the bottom. It had been through with a pen like some of the other words. This word, however, made Jinyoung’s heart skip a beat.
Ring?
He was so struck by the significance of it that he didn’t hear Jaebum’s jacket rustling in the background. Before he had been hyper-aware of the huge garment but at that moment he could have not been more oblivious to it. Jinyoung was simply trying to process what exactly his boyfriend had meant by “ring”. Surely he didn’t…
It was Jaebum’s movement that finally pulled him out of his daze. Out of the corner of his eye he noticed his boyfriend was no longer sitting on the other side of the sofa but instead was on the ground closer to the younger. Kneeling.
Slowly, with trembling hands, Jinyoung looked up from the paper to the elder. Jaebum was no longer wearing the ridiculous coat and was instead dressed in his smartest casual clothes. He hadn’t even noticed his pants or shoes before being too preoccupied with the whole potential breakup (as well as his hideous jacket). Now his boyfriend was kneeling in front of him in his smart clothes holding out a small velvet box that contained a ring. It had one large central stone with two smaller stones on either side of it. It was silvery white in colour and clearly very, very expensive. Suddenly it all made sense. Jaebum volunteering for extra shifts, spending lots of time with Sejeong, being weird around Jinyoung. It wasn’t because he was cheating on Jinyoung. It was because he was planning to propose to him.
The younger brought a hand up to his mouth in shock. He stared at the ring, utterly nonplussed. His hand began to shake as tears welled up in his eyes. It felt as if time had stopped. No Jaebum was looking up at him, swallowing thickly.
“Park Jinyoung… will you marry me?”
The tears fell down his cheeks as he nodded slowly. “Yes… yes Jaebum-hyung, I’ll marry you.”
Relieved, Jaebum took Jinyoung’s left hand, slipping the ring onto his finger. It was then Jinyoung saw that he too was crying.
“, I’m so-” He let out a laugh as some drops escaped his eyes. “I’m so happy.”
“Me too. Oh my god, we’re getting married.” Jinyoung stared at the ring on his hand in awe. “We’re getting married Jaebum.”
He pulled the elder up onto the couch with him again, instantly connecting their lips in a kiss. Jaebum kissed back lovingly, holding his hands as he did so. He squeezed them gently which only made Jinyoung cry more. All of his fears were dispelled. The exact opposite of them had happened. He had gone from fearing a breakup to being engaged to Jaebum in a matter of 10 minutes. It made his head spin. He was so in love that it didn’t matter though. He just kept kissing Jaebum, letting all his tensions and anxieties ebb out of his body. The warm touch of his hands on his made him feel reassured and calm. Like nothing was wrong in the world. And for Jinyoung, at that moment, nothing could be better.
Eventually they had to pull away for air. Rather than beginning a furious make-out session Jaebum pressed a kiss to Jinyoung’s head then pulled him in for a snuggle. Jinyoung leaned against him, nuzzling his head into his chest. With a flick of his finger his fiancé wiped away the remaining tears in his eyes.
“Don’t cry.”
“I couldn’t help it. I’m so happy.” he sniffed. “You were crying too.”
“Yes, well…” He blinked aggressively several times. “I’m not now.”
The younger laughed at Jaebum’s stupidity. “Sure.” He sighed contentedly. “You don’t think we’re too young?”
“We’ve been together for six years now. Nearly seven. That’s what really counts. We’ve got family and friends that love us and will support us too so they’ll always be there to help us.”
“You’re right. If we can make it through this then we can make it through anything, right?”
“Yeah. Together. As a family.” Jaebum smiled.
Jinyoung smiled back and the pair sat in a comfortable silence for a while. After a while the younger tilted his head up and asked “so all that working and time with Sejeong was for this right?”
“Yeah. I wanted to have a much better proposal than this, a nice dinner just the two of us, then maybe a walk by the river or something, then I’d do it. But because of the whole spying thing it didn’t turn out that way. I knew I still wanted to marry you and I had to prove my love to you so I thought now would be as good a time as any. I nearly chickened out but managed to do it eventually.”
“And you bought the ring on your trip?” he questioned.
“I did. I knew they had a one I loved, and thought you’d like to, so I saved up money to get it. I wanted to pay for it with my own money too. I didn’t want to borrow anything.”
It all made so much sense now. Jinyoung was ashamed of himself for getting so carried away. How could he ever had suspected anything? If Jaebum truly had doubts about them then he never would have done this. With his blunt, straightforward personality he would have just called things off. Instead he did the opposite.
“I’m so sorry I acted like that hyung. I never thought you’d cheat on me or anything. I just… I was just worried she’s do something.”
“I know baby. It’s okay. I don’t blame you. It’s over now. Don’t worry about it.” Jaebum reassured him, kissing his head once again.
Jinyoung snuggled further into him. “I really love you, Jaebum.”
“I love you too Jinyoung.” he smiled.
Wang gae Park gae
5:45 PM
Socialpapillon: Yo have you ever realised we never see our true selves?
Socialpapillon: Like we only ever see reflections and photos but it’s never really US
Socialpapillon: So how do we know it’s really us?
Socialpapillon: How do we that when we look at those things that it’s rly what we look like?
Socialpapillon: Do we look more attractive in mirrors and pictures than we do irl?
Socialpapillon: Bc if we do, that’s tragic
Socialpapillon: I’ll never rly know how how I rly am do u know how much anxiety that gives me?
Socialpapillon: Hey where u at? Usually u would have yelled at me for spamming by now
Socialpapillon: U just said u were going to ur parents room why is it taking so long?
Socialpapillon: Did u find smth naughty lol
6:39 PM
Socialpapillon: OMG DID JAEBUM HYUNG COME OVER?!?!
Socialpapillon: JINYOUNGIE TF IS HAPPENING?!?!
Socialpapillon: SHOULD I CALL U?!?!
Socialpapillon: U DIDN’T SAY WHAT I SHOULD PRAY FOR SO I’M RLY CONFUSED RN
Socialpapillon: HELP ME OUT HERE
Socialpapillon: JINYOUNGIE
Socialpapillon: JINYOUNG
Socialpapillon: PARK JINYOUNG
Socialpapillon: PARK GAE
Socialpapillon: PARK GAY
7:22 PM
Socialpapillon: Jinyoungiiiieeee where are u??
Socialpapillon: Pls tell me hyung didn’t break up with u
Socialpapillon: Do u want me to kill him? Bc I’ll do it
Socialpapillon: Nobody hurts my Park gae
Socialpapillon: I’m not sure how I’ll stand up to those broad shoulder but I’ll try my best
8:50 PM
Socialpapillon: Wait you said ur sis had a concert thing tonite did u go to that instead?
Socialpapillon: I can’t remember what time u said it was at but u could be there
Socialpapillon: Or did Jaebum hyung rly come over?
Socialpapillon: TELL ME I NEED TO KNOW I’M ING DYING OVER HERE
9:13 PM
Certifiedmom: Jackson I stg shut up
Certifiedmom: I’m fine. Things are fine. You’ll see tomorrow
Socialpapillon: Oh thank god I thought smth bad had happened w/ hyung
Socialpapillon: Wait a second what do you mean I’ll “see” tomorrow?
Socialpapillon: Did you finally decide to dye ur hair or smth?
Certifiedmom: You’ll see tomorrow
Socialpapillon: Ok Jinyoungie
“Guys I’m really worried about our parents.” Yugyeom said. They were sitting on the grassy plain on their university campus waiting for Jaebum and Jinyoung to arrive. No one else was really around as most were in class. The group were tense for the news. Jackson had shown them his and Jinyoung’s texts but no one knew what to make of them. They all hoped it meant they made up yet could not be sure.
“They’ll be fine. They wouldn’t break up.” Youngjae said. Yugyeom didn’t look convinced. He still blamed himself for what happened. He feared he would be the reason for his parents breaking up and their friendship group being shattered. How would be able to live with himself after that?
“Guys, look.” They all glanced towards Mark. He was looking off into the distance. “Isn’t that Jinyoung?”
“And Jaebum hyung.” Jackson confirmed.
“If they broke up then they probably wouldn’t be walking together, right?” Bambam pointed out. They nodded in agreement. They approached the group. They looked normal. No signs of anything on their faces. Jinyoung’s hands were casually placed in his pockets. The other peered at them anxiously.
“Well? What’s happening?” questioned Jackson. This was directed at Jinyoung.
“Jaebum-hyung and I talked last night. We cleared things up. I understand why he did the things he did now.”
“Why?” Yugyeom asked, big eyes blinking at them.
“He wasn’t doing it because he liked Sejeong or anything. He was planning something out with her. At first it was just to help her get used to the work but then after they got closer hyung mentioned to her he was planning something big for me and she wanted to help. He needed it to be someone who didn’t really know me that well too so they wouldn’t accidentally tell me or anyone close to me. That’s why they were together so much.” Jinyoung explained.
“What? What was the thing though? What were you planning?” Bambam frowned.
It was then Jinyoung slowly removed his hands from his jacket pockets. None of them paid it much attention except Mark. Something had caught his eye with the light glinting off of it irritatingly. He glanced down to see what it was. It was then he noticed the ring: white, three jewels, resting on Jinyoung’s ring finger. He nearly choked.
“Holy !”
That sent the others off into a mild frenzy.
“What? What is it hyung?”
“What’s wrong?”
“Mark-hyung, what did you see?”
“What is it?!”
Mark didn’t look at them. He was only focused on Jinyoung. A smile had began to spread over the younger’s face. “You’re engaged.”
Immediately all the others looked at his hands to see if this was indeed true. The smile took over Jinyoung’s face now as he held up his left one to the group. “We are.”
There was a brief moment of silence before screaming erupted from them all. They jumped up and down, hugged the couple and yelled about their engagement. Mainly “how could you not tell us last night?!” came from them.
“We wanted last night to ourselves. Well, before Jinyoung’s family came home, that is. We didn’t want to deal with your loud asses.” Jaebum replied without any malice in his voice. He was smiling too much for him to mean it. Laughing, or maybe crying, Jaebum wasn’t entirely sure, Jackson put his arm around him.
“Congratulations man. I’m so happy for you.”
“Thanks Jackson.” He hugged his friend back and pulled back when he heard an ugly yelping sound from their youngest. Yugyeom’s face was bright red with tears pouring down his cheeks. He wiped them on his sleeve only for more to replace them.
“I-I’m so happy.” he sobbed.
Jinyoung laughed. “That should be my line, idiot.” He hugged him close, his hair. “Don’t cry, you big baby.”
“I’m trying not too.” he sniffed, hugging back. Jaebum was certain he saw droplets in Mark’s eyes too but didn’t want to risk teasing him about it. Youngjae and Bambam were dry-eyed, cuddling them both and patting their backs, giving their congratulations. It was Jaebum that pulled them into a family hug, encompassing them all in one big group. They all hugged back happily, still laughing and crying at the same time.
“You really are starting a family now.” Youngjae chuckled.
“Still gonna replace us?” Bambam said.
“I do think about it a lot but…” Jaebum smiled softly. “I don’t think I want to just yet.”
Despite it being a Monday the group all agreed to skive off from their classes that day. They instead held a small party at Mark’s to celebrate the engagement.
“We’ll have a proper one at the weekend, when we’ve told more people.” Jinyoung assured them.
“Are we the first people you told?” Youngjae asked.
“You’re the only people.” Jaebum replied.
“What? But weren’t you at Jinyoung-hyung’s last night?” Yugyeom questioned.
“We were but we agreed to tell his and my folks together. His sister too.”
“So you told us before you even told your family?” Bambam said.
“What are you talking about?” Jinyoung smiled at him. “You are our family.”
The party, although small, left them all tired, and then progressively dropped off one by one while watching a movie at night. This happened until only Jaebum and Jinyoung were left awake. They looked at the scene around them, of all their sleeping friends and smiled.
“We might be like this with our real kids some day.” the elder said, kissing Jinyoung’s head.
“Hopefully they’ll be easier to control.” Jinyoung chuckled.
“Hopefully. But for now, this is perfect.”
And as the couple looked down to the engagement rings then at their sleeping friends once again, nothing could have felt more right to them in that moment. And they couldn’t have been happier.
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