RED SHIRT BLUE SHIRT

IZ*ONE and SH*IT

*Wonyoung and Yujin went to a friend's birthday party*

Wonyoung : Look at that, look at the cake. Happy birthday Yuna and Uncle Jungyeon. And Uncle Jungyeon written in different color. Oh poor Uncle Jungyeon.

Yujin eyes catch someone in the crowd.

Yujin : Hey... isn't that your ex, Yabuki?. What the hell she doing here? She's always such a nightmare.

Wonyoung: Yabuki Nako?! Oh my- Do I look okay?! I hate this shirt! Switch! Switch!

Nako : Wonyoung? I thought that was you!

Wonyoung : Hey, Nako. *Stretches her long arms* What brings you here?

Nako : Oh....the birthday girl and i were a model together for the milk commerical.

Wonyoung : well, glad to hear you're still doing commercials. You know the last time I saw you-

Nako : burning the cardboard house

Wonyoung : yeah, burning the cardboard house. But, hey...maybe you haven't heard. But we're here for the entertainment

Nako : oww that's good. Good for you.

Yujin : Okay. Great to see *dragging Wonyoung away*

Yujin : c'mon Wonyoung is not about her. It's about those children watching and the spazzy kid who just waiting for the snakes-

Someone : bring out the snakes!!!

 


The MC : okay kids, if everyone done washing their hands from the snakes, we have some fun- NO CLIMBING ON THE BOAT!! Okay now, please welcome RED SHIRT BLUE SHIRT.

Yujin : C'mon it's our turn.


The two walked to the stage

Wonyoung : alright we're RED SHIRT BLUE SHIRT and here's a song titled, " Mommy and Daddy's room". And it's something y'all can relate to.

*Start playing guitar while Yujin shakes her tambourine*


Wonyoung : When everybody's gone to sleep
And you've said good night moon
There's plenty of noise still coming
From Mommy and Daddy's room

Yujin : oh! Daddy says please

Wonyoung : Mommy says no

Yujin : daddy says come on

Wonyoung : Mommy says whoa

Yujin : daddy goes Urgh!

Wonyoung : Mommy goes oww

Yujin : Daddy says I'm done

Wonyoung : Mommy goes wow

Sing together : Daddy rolls over and sleep, Mommy drinks Sprite in the dark.

 


The children claps loudly and the two walks down from the stage.


Wonyoung : Daddy Chae Will be proud and Mommy Eun Will kill us.

Yujin : whatever. I'm gonna celebrate our performance in my own dog way.

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Chapter 2: omg yes i love it