I'm not funny at all so I'm not adding the humor or comedy tag because I know people will find this not funny. It's supposed to be but I apologize for the dry jokes and myself for not being humorous.

NOTE: There is cursing, sorry if you don't like that.

I'm publishing this at the request of one of my close friends. Updates will only come whenever I'm stressed and need to write to feel better. Note: I'm actually rarely stressed so that means updates are going to take long.