Nine or Nine

i.m.Queen: sunbaenim but we’re grownups…

PinkHwangzter: don't worry we were adopted too!

Jeong.yy: by who?

PinkHwangzter: Suju oppas are our parents and TVXQ oppas are our grandpas.

Datofu: what

Sana__: but we have our own JYPE's sunbaenims…

hyoraengi: tut tut, that’s where you are wrong

hyoraengi: none of them adopted you yet right

GodJihyo: … I don’t think so?

DoemoAlligato: DISHONOR ON BAE SUZY

MOMO: what why?!

hotsootuff: y’all are still toddlers learning to crawl

Tzuyooda: but we’ve won more daesang than you

TaeyeonK: …that part is true BUT Y’ALL ARE STILL TODDLERS

KimTy_: the world is a dark dark place to roam on

Svnbvn: WE CAN PROTECT YA

Jeong.yy: from erts like son wanda and moonstar sunbaenims?

PinkHwangzter: I don’t know what kind of beef you are having but yea

Jeong.yy: I’m in.

GodJihyo: leave my girlfriend out of this discussion yoo

Jeong.yy: Jihyo ya, that Canadian corrupted you

GodJihyo: I’m pretty sure it’s because of Sana unnie and Nayeon unnie

TaeyeonK: What a coincidence

KimTy_: RV is our children

PinkHwangzter: ya

PinkHwangzter: Irene is Taetae’s biological daughter

Sana__: you mean sister?

Sgt.Seobb: daughter

Sana__: oh

Sana__: that makes sense

svnbvn: and sinb is sica’s daughter with Tiffany

TaeyeonK: what

PinkHwangzter: mistakes were made that day.

Jeong.yy: daughter? you mean sister?

Yulyulk: daughter

Datofu: w h a t

Tiger.Baby: she never told you?

Datofu: w h a

Datofu: w h

Datofu: w

Datofu:

Datofu left the group

Baby.Tiger: she’s broken but she’ll be fine

SailorPenguin: how about Krystal sunbaenim?

DoemoAlligato: oh she’s my sister

Tiger.Baby: you mean Jessica sunbaenim’s

DoemoAlligato: i said mine

i.m.Queen: I am confusion.

hotsootuff: that’s not important!

hotsootuff: the point is we want to take you under our wings

i.m.Queen: as a slave?

Hyoraengi: I like the way she thinks.

TaeyeonK: we are not in anyway

Sicafursht: lies you call Tiff mommy several times

KimTy_: I assure you those times are nothing but innocent and fluffy times!

DoemoAlligato: innocent and fluffy my

PinkHwangzter: you don’t have any asses so shut up.

MOMO: you disgust me unnies

i.m.Queen: you said that a lot of times by now Moguri

i.m.Queen: say it to me only;)

Sgt.Seobb: y’all need jesus.

Tzuyooda: no we have @GodJihyo

yulyulk > Jeong.yy

Jeongyeon ah

It’s not important but

Is your unnie into degradation kink?

I know someone who can get that cured

Jeong.yy > yulyulk

Sunbaenim

I suspected as much but I’m not too sure.

I’ll tell you if that’s been proved right.

Thank you for your consideration, sunbaenim.

Yulyulk > Jeong.yy

Yea np

Call me unnie from now on jeongyeon ah

Jeong.yy > yulyulk

Will do unnie.

Nine or Nine

Svnbvn: so is it a yes or yes

Hotsootuff: we refuse your refusal

SailorPenguin: it’s not like we have any other choices

Sgt.Seobb: THEN IT’S SETTLED

Sgt.Seobb: @Tzuyooda will you be my adopted child

DoemoAlligato: hyunnie baby you can’t decide that alone!

Tzuyooda: is Yoona sunbaenim my other mother then?

Sgt.Seobb: not if you don’t want to^^

Tzuyooda: I don’t want her then

DoemoAlligato: hold up you can’t just divorce me like that

Sgt.Seobb: sica unnie can so why not

Yulyulk: I’m a proud divorced husband rn

Baby.Tiger: that’s not something to be proud of wth

Datofu joined the group via shared link

Datofu: I  a m  b a c k

Yulyulk: w e l c o m e  b a c k

Datofu: is the adoption segment starting

Datofu: like

Datofu: who is my adoptive parents

Yulyulk: I can’t adopt you we are too different

Baby.Tiger: but sunbaenim, dubu can be the yang for your yin

Tiger.Baby: and you can be yin for her yang

DoemoAlligato: basically u 2 are match made in heaven

KimTy_: Guys this is not a matchmaking program

Yulyulk: yes but I need to know whether is she worthy of being the daughter of kkab yul

Datofu: I

Datofu: invented the eagle dance

Yulyulk: confirmed.

Yulyulk: where do I sign?

GodJihyo: I’m not too sure about this but here’s the form

Yulyulk: done

Yulyulk: COME TO MAMA BABY EAGLE

Yulyulk: look sica I have a daughter that’s not yoong!!

Sicafursht: dishonor on you, kwon.

Sicafursht: FOR I HAVE DISCOVERED MY LONG LOST CHILD

PinkHwangzter: is it Yuzu

KimTy_: it’s Juyu darling

Sgt.Seobb: tbh these unnies are retards it’s obviously Yuna

DoemoAlligato: lol I ain’t GFriend main vocal

SailorPenguin: GFriend Yuju’s real name is Choi Yuna…

Sicafursht: IT’S YOU

SailorPenguin: me?

Sicafursht: YES YOU

SailorPenguin: I AM YUJU?

i.m.Queen: Mina is actually GFriend Yuju?

GodJihyo: Mina is Yuju in disguise?!

Datofu: MINA IS A DOUBLE AGENT?!

Heeeeeere’s TWICE!!

Baby.Tiger: mina unnie is it true?!

SailorPenguin: who am I?!

Jeong.yy: aigoo these retards

Nine or Nine

Sicafursht: what

Sicafursht: no.

Sicafursht: yuju is my other child shut up

Sicafursht: BUT YOU

Sicafursht: MYOUI MINA IS MINE TOO

Sicafursht: THAT PENGUIN WALK IS GENETIC

Sicafursht: BUT PPL ALWAYS CALL ME SERGEANT INSTEAD OF PENGUIN

Hyoraengi: because you’re not as cute as penguin

Sicafursht: I AM CUTE

SailorPenguin: I -  I just know about it

Sicafursht: but seriously how can you still look so adorable

sicafursht:

Sicafursht: be my child?

i.m.Queen: how can this proposal be more romantic than marriage proposal

SailorPenguin: o-ok mom?

yulyulk shared a voice note:

{*high pitch* MINARIIII AIGOO SO CUUUTEEEE}

Yulkyulk: fyi that’s sica folks

MOMO: rip headphone users

Hyoraengi: rip in peace

DoemoAlligato: oh you’re together atm?

Yulyulk: no we’re vidcalling.

Yulyulk: but yea she’s @korea

Sicafursht: LATER I’M GONNA GO TO TWIC