[closed 4 now!] spare d*ck, ma'am? sir? cowboy?

Description

for a good time, click!!! i'm sure this part should be where i drop a catchy slash hilarious hook to lure you into my trap, but i've never been one to try too hard... [this ad contains: needy+male+gay muse, loads of details that you could potentially find unnecessary & morbidly long, some prompts.]

*jesus christ no that does not say duck

Foreword

just another loser, sick & tired of """rp""" agencies [the nerve of some to call themselves that when barely any of them do any actual roleplaying. i'm sick!!!] takes so much time and effort to be active in them, too. i don't have all the time.. got kids to feed, homeworks to be homeworked, cheeks to get clapped. fishing for people who are actually more interested in plotting than bedding muses based on the faceclaims they're thirsting for is almost like looking for rare pokémon.

MY PEEVES AND REPRESSED ANGER ASIDE!!!!! details are below. do me a favor by going though these and dropping a pm (or comment!) containing your fc + kkt/line id if you're interested? will slide into your inbox to discuss further from there.

my muse

jeon jeongguk. m. 21 y/o.
gay. vers / switch. has a tendency to be more submissive than dominant, though still very easy to trigger into domspace.
snarky, prideful, playful, sometimes a little impatient. too competitive and has a knack for taking up every challenge, though the smug bull he pulls is just false bravado. behind all that, he's soft and only looking for Affection & Attention. 
(+) pretty things, being called good, praise, nice shoulders, film, !!!neck!!!, s*xting (send nudes), hair pets, anything sweet.
(-) anything bitter (e.g. Coffee), close-mindedness, refusal to communicate.

your fc

don't know who to play? i've got a few suggestions below that you might want to check out. though!! take my word for it when i say i really (really really really) don't mind which character you use.

{ the rose's woosung; day6's youngk; bts' jin; got7's mark, jinyoung, jaebum; }

mun's deets

i'm 18, just in case you'd be uncomfortable writing w someone that age. in gmt+8, but break's coming up so i guess it won't really matter for long? also not the quickest writer, though there are times when i'm on a roll and crank out replies like lightning. para or action-style, all good. whatever pov you write in, i'll follow. and and and pls give me a heads up whenever you aren't able to reply or are no longer interested in being rp partners, as i would do the same.
i'm friendly and very chatty, so if you find that i'm sharing way too much ooc info and find this annoying, tell me lmao. though i'm looking to rp, i don't mind chatting every once in a while. i stan, like, every group so. don't be afraid to talk my ears off. rant about your days, spaz about your idols, talk about your interests with me...whatever. friendship doors: OPEN.

prompts

if you'd rather roleplay casually, don't be afraid to tell me! i'd appreciate plotting, too, if that's what you're here for. if you've got some ideas of your own that you'd like to try, just lay it out on me. or if you've no idea where to begin, then here's a few to spark some inspiration??? some of these aren't even plots, come on..... they're Prompts right is that what it is

UNO () corruption??? muse A is very inexperienced and feels insecure about himself for being so. he begins to seek someone who's willing to guide him through the ropes, and muse B seems willing to take up that task.
DOS (♡♡♡broke roommates who turn to being camboys to pay for rent.
TRES (♡♡) just frat bros doing frat bro things to each other. still claim to be het when their taunting each other leads to the nasty, and realizing they quite...liked it, continue experimenting with one another. alternatively: just doing bro things like watch p0rn together and helping each other get off (...it's a bro thing). get stoned one time and it eventually leads to more than just a (it's....a Bro Thing..maybe)
CUATRO () "we’re childhood friends and you’re the only person i trust enough to ask this favor from. please teach me how to kiss."
CINCO (♡♡♡) "you’re that openly gay man in our circle of friends and you keep flirting with me or dropping suggestive remarks just for laughs or telling me about your s3xual exploits in detail. i’ve always thought of myself as straight but i realize i may be really attracted to you (also read: want you to me into your mattress) and now do not know what to do with myself. i can’t help that i’m curious. you're just really pretty (please stop batting your lashes at me i'm going to cream my pants)."
SEIS () competitive chaotic bffs where they resort to playing dirty (dirty Dirty) just to distract the other and win video game matches.

+note   i do both au and non-au, though i try to avoid certain au's just because i'm not very confident in my writing those. that said, i only do the slice of life sort of plots. sad honks. can't do any fantasy, abo, or hybrid au just 'cause. ]:< i’m really interested in trying out a bit of uality exploration too but am aware that’s a bit of a touchy subject to breach for some. & Whoops you caught me that's right....cliché plots---my guilty pleasure ha ha ha!

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itsyourgirlUwU
#1
Hey, I really liked your camboy plot and your het/gay plots! If you're still interested in rping, my FC's are Jimin and Yoongi! My kkt id is badrose
yiloom_hyung #2
Hey, my current fc is Christian Yu and my iD is yiloom_hyung

I’d be down to do any plot tbh.
indieplayer #3
hey i would be down to be jin for you! my kkt id is kftan. i think the camboys one sounds adorable
strawberrysodas #4
heeeey, i'm interested! my usual fc is exo's chanyeol but I can change. hmu in kkt imfactpromos
quinto
#5
aye im interested in diz– but my current fc is bts' jimin, tend to be a submissive one-- if u r fine with that, holypjmz @ kkt uwu thank u
dalcakes
#6
This rocks my boat the right way. My fc is currently dean and my kkt is xregime, or if you prefer line I’m ceraxse on there!