*Record Scratch* - *Freeze Frame* Yep, that's me. No, not the vague figure you're imagining now from the zero amount of information I've given you, and no, I'm not the heroic yet relatable main-character you'd expect either. I'm the one that's currently, and quite poetically, hiding in the corner of Hansol Vernon Chwe's room. Yep, that's the one. Now, I bet you're all wondering how I got myself into this mess. Well, it all began with a proclamation from our English teacher.