Kazooorenji is now online

cherryblossom is now online

Hyetaku is now online

PrettyIdiot is now online

Hotaruu is now online

Braincells is now online

nekoNako is now online

Pepethefrog is now online

Omochichan is now online

Highpitch is now online

Ahnyu is now online

GIANTBaby is now online

 

Kazooorenji: Alright, listen up you little devils

nekoNako: wHAT

Ahnyu: Oh my god she's so affected

Kazooorenji: Okay first of all who wants to lead this team?

Hyetaku: Not me

Pepethefrog: Me neither

Omochichan: Its okay to be our leader Eunbi unnie

Kazooorenji: I want to know who are those willing to lead this group

Kazooorenji: Basically, you guys are hard to handle I didn't expect this crap

Hotaruu: Hmmm

Kazooorenji: Yes Chaeyeon? Do you want to try?

Hotaruu: Hell no

Hotaruu: Can you lend me a money I'm going to Japan rn

Hotaruu: You know, meeting the love of my life

cherryblossom: Eyyy miss me so much eh?

Kazooorenji: Set aside your nonsense feelings pls

Hotaruu: So my feelings to you before is nonsense to you? :(

Kazooorenji: Hold up-

Hotaruu: I KNEW IT

Hyetaku: Its literally 7 am in the morning and you weep already?

Hyetaku: You're not attracting mister sun

Ahnyu: Why

Hyetaku:  For photosynthesis

Ahnyu: Deep

Kazooorenji: Forget it

Kazooorenji: 1st candidate was Lee Chaeyeon

Hotaruu: No wait

Kazooorenji: I can lend you a money if that's what you want

Hotaruu: Deal

Kazooorenji: 2nd candidate, Miyawaki Sakura

cherryblossom: Pass unnie I can't

nekoNako: Yeah she can't wink, can't do sports

nekoNako: Ah she can run like drunken asparagus

cherryblossom: Shut up bacteria

Ahnyu: Pfft

PrettyIdiot: Pfft (2)

Highpitch: Pfft (3)

GIANTBaby: Pfft (4)

nekoNako: For those who laugh I will kill you later

cherryblossom: You can't even reach their shoulders so why bother to kill them?

Ahnyu: OH MY CRAB HAHAHAHA

PrettyIdiot: I CAN'T STOP MY LAUGH HALP

Highpitch: I CHOKE WITH MY SAUSAGE

PrettyIdiot: What the are you trying to eat a whole sausage?

Highpitch: I can explain-

PrettyIdiot: YOU MURDERED A SAUSAGE

Highpitch: I ate them what's wrong with that-

PrettyIdiot: YOU STILL MURDERED IT

Highpitch: I'VE BEEN SUPPLYING MY PHYSIOLOGICAL NEEDS I MIGHT DIE--

PrettyIdiot: Okay eat well babe

Ahnyu: IDIOT!

GIANTBaby: FREAKING SAVAGE FROM A CHERRY BLOSSOM

GIANTBaby: I'm sorry

GIANTBaby: But HAHA

Hotaruu: That's kinda mean tho ㅋㅋㅋ

Omochichan: When did you learn to become a savage?

cherryblossom: Cheetah sunbaenim

Pepethefrog: Lol they ignore you @Kazooorenji

Kazooorenji: I may be one of the smallest member here 

Kazooorenji: But I'm still taller than Nakochan

nekoNako: Just a little and I will curse you all

Kazooorenji: But anyways

Kazooorenji: I'm still the oldest u better listen up

nekoNako: I have a brilliant idea

Omochichan: /anticipates/

nekoNako: Since Eunbi unnie is the fossil here, she fits to lead us

Kazooorenji: Wait what did you call me?

nekoNako: Fossil

Pepethefrog: Because she's old?

nekoNako: You got it right

Pepethefrog: I'm a genius!

Pepethefrog: Sht

Pepethefrog: Don't take my soul yet

Pepethefrog: Just give me a chance to pursue my dreams

Kazooorenji: You called me a fossil?

Highpitch: Oh no

nekoNako: FOSSIL BECAUSE UR OLD

Omochichan: Nako chill

nekoNako: Hey cheeks step aside

Kazooorenji: Forget it

Kazooorenji: Okay fine! I will lead you guys

Kazooorenji: And you guys really need a good leadership

cherryblossom: Hooray!

GIANTBaby: Best decision evah~

Kazooorenji: But you have to follow my rules kiddos

Hyetaku: Dayum it's your fault Nako

Hyetaku: And your height

nekoNako: CAN WE JUST STOP TALKING ABOUT MY HEIGHT ITS SO ANNOYING

Ahnyu: Okay then stop talking about our height too. End of convo

Hotaruu: Wait up where's Chaewon?

Hotaruu: OMG IS SHE STILL BREATHING

Braincells: Shut up my body still working 

Omochichan: Are you sure u okay????

Braincells: Yes Hiichan don't worry about me

Ahnyu: That's unfair! You're so nice to Hiichan

Ahnyu: And you always cursed at us

Braincells: Based on my research and self-observation, Hiichan was like me, a normal one

Braincells: With a puffy cheeks

Omochichan: I'm shy tho

Hotaruu: That's the first step of being a gay

Braincells: Shut up my intentions are clear

Pepethefrog: Chaewon unnie's "Shut up" counter - 2 counts

Braincells: It's my turn to speak so you better leave your asses and listen up!!!

Braincells: We're basically a family now whether you like it or not

GIANTBaby: UwU

Braincells: And we need to know our roles in this family

Braincells: ARE WE CLEAR?!

Hyetaku: Roger that

PrettyIdiot: OKAY OKAY

Highpitch: Why do I feel that were in a classroom and a terror teacher talks in?

Omochichan: Same thought

Braincells: Okay

Braincells: Eunbi unnie will be the father here

Kazooorenji: /nods nods/

Braincells: And Chaeyeonie will be the mother

Hotaruu: I OBJECT!

cherryblossom: ...

Braincells: Don't question my decision, this will benefit the whole family!

Hyetaku: Hotaru ship joined the sinking ships brigade

Highpitch: Welcome back BiYeon

cherryblossom: I--

Braincells: No more explanations Sakura 

Braincells: Combination of Eunbi unnie and Chaeyeon's leadership skills can maintain our family at peace

Kazooorenji: Uhhh

Kazooorenji: Not a bad idea nor good

cherryblossom: 

Highpitch: is that Jurina?!

GIANTBaby: What the hell I am seeing?

PrettyIdiot: My eyes! /grabs holy water/

nekoNako: /pretends to be surprised/

Ahnyu: You can join too Nako unnie

nekoNako: Nah I hate violence

nekoNako: But I can give you one when you still dragging my small height

Ahnyu: You're such an advanced thinker

cherryblossom: You want a wrestling session Chaewonie?

Braincells: Cancel it

Braincells: But I'm not scared at you

Hotaruu: Woah babe you're flying :O

Hotaruu: But stop fighting with Jurina unnie :(

cherryblossom: We're not fighting, its just only a show haha

Hotaruu: How's Jurina unnie is she hurt?

cherryblossom: Forget about her and just look at me only

GIANTBaby: Heh love quarrel

Pepethefrog: Too early for this scenario 

PrettyIdiot: Wow you guys are weird 

PrettyIdiot: What can akb48 do with weird kinds of stuff

Omochichan: If we tell it all it can cost a decade to explain it

nekoNako: We ate a cockroach before

Hyetaku: That's.... gross

Braincells: OKAY SO BACK TO THE TOPIC

cherryblossom: 

GIANTBaby: I think I'm traumatized

PrettyIdiot: /swims to holy water pool/

Braincells: Okay just stop sending those indirect threats

Braincells: You belong to Chaeyeon go on

cherryblossom: Good good

Braincells: Sorry to say this Eunbi unnie, but you will be our mother and father

Kazooorenji: Are you trying to kill me?

Kazooorenji: We haven't debuted yet!!!!!

Highpitch: Chaewon unnie can help you

Braincells: If you're thinking that I will be the mother here, it is a big NO NO

Highpitch: Why?

Ahnyu: You're dumb isn't it

Ahnyu: They're basically sisters

Ahnyu: Have you know the word actually exist

Highpitch: But--

Ahnyu: Idiot!

PrettyIdiot: Hey hey stop right there

PrettyIdiot: I know that you're my crackhead counterpart but I won't hesitate to disown you

PrettyIdiot: Stop hurting my babe

Highpitch: :)

Ahnyu: Freaking idiots

Pepethefrog: Calm down 

Hyetaku: Well this is interesting /grabs popcorn/

Braincells: Explanation on point @Ahnyu

Braincells: I might consider you as a normal cell like me

Braincells: But you still an idiot so forget about it

Braincells: Based on my research, Eunbi unnie, Sakura unnie, Hyewon unnie, and Yena are the oh so called unnie line

PrettyIdiot: Then you should be called me Yena UNNIE you freaking disrespectful child

Omochichan: Can't digest the fact that Yena unnie was older than Yujin

PrettyIdiot: Heh

Braincells: I can believe half of our group composed of very young members

cherryblossom: Including you of course

Kazooorenji: And I can't believe that almost all of the members are gays

Hotaruu: Including you of course (part2)

Pepethefrog: That means that the remaining members are the children here?

Braincells: Definitely

Braincells: Wow you are half normal half abnormal cell

Pepethefrog: Unnie stop creeping me out with your oh so scientific facts

Hyetaku: Okay ya'll let me summarize this situation

Highpitch: You still there lambo queen?

Hyetaku: Yes I am and watch your language kid I'm your unnie thank u

Hyetaku: Eunbi unnie is our mother slash father 

Braincells: Yep

Hyetaku: Then Eunbi unnie, Sakura unnie, Yena and me are included in unnie line

Braincells: Yep

Hyetaku: And the rest we're the children and mostly gays

Braincells: OH GHAD YES

Omochichan: Hey not me!

GIANTBaby: Same here I'm tooooooooooooooooooooooo young to be a potential gay

GIANTBaby: You want me Berry-chan?

Omochichan: Please, you still don't know how this world exists and to fall in love

Hyetaku: Hmmm okay then what is your role here @Braincells

Braincells: I'm your good conscience, the holiest member, the straight one, brains of all brains, a queen, a goddess

Pepethefrog: I'm---

cherryblossom: You're grounded

GIANTBaby: Narcistic

PrettyIdiot: I didn't see that coming

Ahnyu: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA wat

Highpitch: You almost beat my high note unnie

Hyetaku: Your confidence can blow us away

Kazooorenji: I'M DISOWNING YOU

Braincells: Blah blah blah just accept guys that you're literally my slaves

Braincells: Gotta go, need to focus on my research

Braincells: Bye losers

 

Braincells is now offline

 

Kazooorenji: I can't believe that kid she's getting crazier

Hotaruu: Sakuuuuuuuuuu let's date

cherryblossom: We're literally 942 km away from each other

Hotaruu: I'm on my way to Japan for you ;)

cherryblossom: Really?!

Pepethefrog: Nope don't believe her, she's with her sister Chaeryeong while recording airplane noises

Hotaruu: MINJUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Pepethefrog: You should consult me you know I can imitate that

Pepethefrog: I can imitate your anger right now so bye

 

Pepethefrog is now offline

 

nekoNako: I see that Eunbi unnie literally facepalming right now

Kazooorenji: My head hurts ughhhh curse, you guys

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A/N 5 votes and 40 plus subscribers and counting!!!!! I'm so happy guys I though this fic won't get that votes and subscribers~ You guys are the best!

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-Agyusshi