SCENARIO 1: IZ*ONE entering hell

 

(Satan and Goliath)

Wonyoung: /entering hell with scared expression/

Satan: Welcome my child

Wonyoung: P-please don't hurt me--- ehhh?

Satan: What

Wonyoung: Where are you? Are u invisible or something?

Satan: Down here child

Wonyoung: /looks down/ Oh! There you are! 

Satan: A child like you was damn tall

Wonyoung: I can't believe I saw Nako-unnie in satan form HAHAHA

Satan: Huh

Wonyoung: Ur small I can even step in ur red head HAHAHA

Satan: /groan in satanic language/

 

(Finding Jjaeyeon?!)

Satan: Welcome my child

Sakura: /chokes Satan/ You freaking red pokemon where's Jjaeyeon?!

Satan: Your choking skills were superb---

Sakura: /still choking Satan / Where's Jjaeyeon?!?!

Satan: I'm Satan, not a sort of red pokemon---

Sakura: /choking Satan in a maximum force/ YOU BETTER BRING OUT MY JJAEYEON OR ELSE I'M GONNA THROW YOU TO HEAVEN!!!!

Satan: Woah that's enough!

Satan: U talking about Lee Chaeyeon huh? I know where she is----

Sakura: wHERE?!?!?!

Satan: In heaven, with stupid ugly angels up there

Sakura: Why am I here then?!?!

Satan: Oh boi u forgot? 

Satan: You replaced Chaeyeon! You cheated her 

Sakura: Oh

Satan: Playgirl!

 

(Yuri the songbird)

Yuri: H-hello?

Satan: Welcome my child

Yuri: Satan? 

Satan: Yes it's me

Satan: It's surprisingly your soul go to my kingdom /insert satanic laugh/

Yuri: Great! You want me to sing a song?

Satan: Sure, entertain me

Yuri: /clears throat/ Ooh ijjima yeogi seo inneun Rose~ Ooh eonjena binnal su itge

Satan: MY EARS!!! IT'S BLEEDING!

Yuri: /still singing/ La La La La Vie en Rose~

Satan: /screams/ STOP IT! TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR SIN?

Yuri: Uhhhh, singing all day until everyone dies because of severe ear bleeding

Satan: WHAT THE HELL

Yuri: Yes I'm in hell hehe, wanna hear me sing another song?

Satan: I DON'T WANT TO BE A SATAN ANYMORE

 

(Ducky on the loose)

Yena: Yo Satan

Satan: What is it

Yena: What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

Satan: What

Yena: Guardians of the Galaxy

Satan: /confused af/

Yena: HAHAHAHA

Yena: Oh oh! What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

Satan: Wat

Yena: A bird can fly but a fly can't bird

Yena: HAHAHAHAHA

Yena: Satan u !!!

Satan: Now shut all your lame jokes!

Yena: Why can't u breed an eel with an eagle?

Satan: What

Yena: Because it's eeleagle

Yena: HAHAHAHAHA

Satan: /brings out a thick book/ Reason of death, gets deranged because of blurting lame jokes

Satan: Sounds pathetic

Yena: This joke was my best shot Satan u better hear it!!!

Satan: Go on 

Yena: How do you make Holy Water?

Satan: /starting to freeze/ D-don't you dare t-to con-ntinue! F-forbidden word!!!

Yena: You take some regular water and boil the devil out of it!

Satan: NO!!!!!!! /Got melted instantly/

Yena: Why did u leave me Satan /cries in ugly duckling language/

 

(The Lost Doggo)

Satan: Welcome /insert satanic laugh/

Yujin: H-here's my present to you Satan 

Satan: /looks disappointed/ A stuff toy dog?

Yujin: Y-yes. I don't want to kill...

Satan: Someone sacrifices a pizza or something I'm getting bored with animals

Satan: But you're in hell. Because u did something bad

Yujin: Well that deserves to die because she hurt Minju!!

Satan: /brings out thick book/ Wow, you killed someone with a chainsaw

Satan: Impressive!

Yujin: P-please don't hurt me. I want to go with Minju :(

Satan: Well if she insists. The only way is to give her soul to me /insert satanic laugh again/

Yujin: No!!! My bae belongs to heaven, not in this rotten hell!

Satan: Woo too much drama--

Yujin: /sprays holy water/ GO DIE U RED POKEMON!!!!

Satan: /started to melting again/ I'M NOT A POKEMON AGHHHHHHHHH

 

(Midget's wrath)

Satan: Welcome to my kingdom

Satan: It's nice to have a small friend----

Nako: /chokes Satan/ Tell that forbidden word again and I will crush you into pieces

Satan: A lady that looks like a cherry choked me a while ago, you can't scare me midget----

Nako: /chokes harder/ What did I say a while ago you freaking stupid pokemon?!

Satan: I SAID I'M NOT A POKEMON WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

Satan: You what kid

Satan: You better not mess with me

Satan: I'm Satan and I will make your soul more miserable HAHAHAHA

Nako:: Sounds pathetic

Satan: That's my line---

Nako: /chokes Satan again/ I'm not a scared redhead, I guess you don't know me

Satan: Yabuki Nako. Killed someone by choking. 149.9 cm--

Nako: /chokes Satan in the maximum of her strength/ GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT I'M 150 CM TALL YOU UGLY PIECE OF

Satan: F-FINE LET M-ME GO!!!

Nako: IT'S 2021 WE NEED TO LET GO OUR PRECIOUS WIZ*ONES

Satan: Do u mean disbandment---

Nako: I MUST KILL YOU!!!!!!!

Satan: I'M IMMORTAL!

Nako: KNEEL DOWN AND KISS MY FOOT

Satan: WHY SHOULD I BEG DOWN TO A SMALL CREATURE LIKE YOU-----

Nako: KNEEL DOWN OR I WILL CHANT A BIBLE VERSE?!

Satan: /kneels down/ What can I do for you my e-eminence?

Nako: /laughs in satanic mode/

 

(Worried mother duckling)

Satan: Welcome to hell, Kwon Eunbi

Eunbi: Oh shut up I don't want to entertain your lame greeting

Satan: Wow, a disrespectful reply huh?

Satan: Nice one

Eunbi: Fck off

Satan: I guess you don't miss someone huh?

Eunbi: It's already midnight, Wonyoung should sleep now

Eunbi: Sakura and Chaeyeon should be warned. They like to flirt in front of the kids

Eunbi: Our fridge is now emptied because of Hyewon's monster stomach

Eunbi: Yuri likes to sing all day long, no one can stop her unless I reprimand her

Eunbi: Yena was pulling pranks right now

Eunbi: Minju just imitate all animals she knows 

Eunbi: Yujin likes to put Nako inside the rice dispenser

Eunbi: Poor Hitomi, her cheeks were always murdered

Eunbi: Don't be fooled by Chaewon's face, she's a hidden monster

Eunbi: And I'm the only who can stop his whole mess /cries hard/

Satan: What a dramatic story huh?

Eunbi: /still crying/

Satan: Can you please stop crying?

Eunbi: /doesn't give the and still crying/

Satan: So annoying!!! I should throw you out back to the Earth!

Eunbi: REALLY?! THANK YOU SATAN YOU'RE THE BEST /hugs Satan/

Satan: Uhhhhh, I feel watermelons

Eunbi: Whut

Satan: Nevermind /blushes/

 

(Kwangbae's inside jokes)

Satan: Welcome to hell my child

Hyewon: Lol not much fire

Satan: Hell is unique to each individual

Hyewon: What's mine

Satan: /switching in TV/ Watching your favorite daughter Nanami wait for your return

Satan: /chokes Satan/ IT'S MINAMI!!!!!!

Satan: Ugh too much choking--- just stop 

Hyewon: Cake

Hyewon: I need a cake

Satan: As much I want to eat cake but I can't

Hyewon: Ur such a lame Satan

Satan: How can I fix this oven? 

Hyewon: Turn on the 2 gas pumps and the main breaker to restart the generator

Satan: Oh ur right

Hyewon: Stupid. Why can't you use your fire to bake a cake

Satan: I'm baking a cake, not burning it into ashes

Satan: Stupid

Hyewon: Can u please make it faster

Satan: Excuse me I'm a king here and you should obey me---

Hyewon: I NEED MY CAKE

Satan: Beat me first, human

Hyewon: I don't lose anyone. I don't let anyone drifted away. I upgrade my skills one level at a time...

Hyewon: GEAR SECOND! 

Satan: Sounds likes your chanting some satanic phrases. I love it

Hyewon: How come ur still alive, ur supposed to be dead because my gear second was powerful

Satan: Kid, I'm immortal

Satan: And you're dead

Hyewon: /cries/

Satan: Finally, now cry!!!!!

Hyewon: /still crying/ No more cake for me 

 

(Human cheeks attac)

Hitomi: Hello Satan!

Satan: Hmmm such a cheerful mortal huh 

Hitomi: Yep soooo how's life?

Satan: Doing good!--- I mean bad, you know every soul in my kingdom was mine

Hitomi: Is that so? So what kind of welcoming ceremony did you offer?

Satan: Giving them what they want

Hitomi: That's good!

Satan: Yeah--- Hell nah! I'm the superior here and everyone will obey me!

Hitomi: Still good to hear because they know how to obey

Satan: Correction, that's evil! Sometimes I control them to do evil kinds of stuff

Hitomi: Wow you mean it? That's nice

Satan: What's nice? It sounds pure evil!

Hitomi: But I know you did this to maintain peace in your kingdom right?

Satan: Peaceful you say? See that pathetic girl who loves cake? She's burning alive because of me!

Hitomi: That's the way how you discipline huh? Well it's for her own good

Satan: Ugh no!!!! /screams/ Every single move that I do was evil!

Satan: Don't make me mad or else I will put you into the hottest part of hell!!!

Hitomi: I'll be glad to take your offer

Hitomi: You know, you're not bad after all, you still welcome me despite my sin :(

Satan: Wait for a minute cheeks /bring outs a thick book/ you've been blurting some non-stop until they die

Hitomi: /gets sad/ Yeah

Hitomi: You've been doing good Satan! Good job!

Satan: /facepalmed/

 

(Savage Queen)

Chaewon: Lol is this hell?

Satan: Welcome my child /insert satanic laugh/

Chaewon: You look like human ketchup with horns

Satan: How dare you to insult me?! You don't know who I am

Chaewon: Satan the human ketchup with horns and ugly tail to be added

Satan: /growls/ You deserve a punishment!

Chaewon: This is already my punishment, to rot my soul in hell lol 

Satan: Good thing you already know /insert satanic laugh  again lol/

Chaewon: Eww you have a terrible breath! 

Chaewon: Should I teach you how to brush your disgusting mouth?

Satan: /claps/ Impressive, you are really suited in this place

Chaewon: Bruh your mouth really stinks

Satan: Don't make me angry you little brat

Chaewon: You kinda weak kind of Satan lol

Chaewon: I thought I will be scared for my entire existence

Chaewon: I want to see the real Satan

Satan: /growls wild and gets bigger than before/

Satan: I'm the real Satan you're talking about

Chaewon: That's it? They're right lol you're just a red pokemon evolving

Satan: You win. You have fully beaten my arrogance and deflated my ego

Satan: What do you want?

Chaewon: To get you out of my sight!

Satan: /sighs/

 

(Minju ga tto)

Minju: Hello anyone?

Satan: Welcome---- Oh what a beauty!

Minju: I guess you're Satan right?

Satan: Yes I am. 

Satan: I was wondering if you had an extra heart mine seems to have been stolen

Minju: Ahhh hehe stop it /blushes/

Minju: They throw me to hell huh, I'm just a big mistake /sobs/

Satan: Hey lady, don't cry

Satan: Being a careless woman that cause someone's death was awesome

Minju: /smiles/ You think?

Satan: Yes. Don't worry, you're welcome in my kingdom

Satan: It’s dark in here. Wait! It’s because all of the light is shining on you

Minju: You must be good at flirting Satan-nim /laughs/ 

Satan: Wait a minute! /kneels down/ Let me tie your shoes, cause I don't want you falling for anyone else

Minju: Ughh I feel embarrassed right now!

Satan: You know your beauty was from heaven, but you suited in my palace and my heart

Satan: My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love

Minju: /blushes hard/ 

Satan: Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Minju: Uhhh sure! /grabs Satan's arm/

Satan: /turns into ashes/ 

Chaewon: Minju gatoooooooo

Minju: /sobs harder/ 

 

(Feather in the middle of hell)

Chaeyeon: Yow redhead

Satan: I have a name. And that's Satan

Chaeyeon: Whatever. Where's Sakura?

Satan: You mean the hysterical cherry weirdo?

Chaeyeon: /slaps Satan/ off. Where is she?

Satan: She's looking for someone named Jjaeyeon---

Chaeyeon: That's me

Satan: What a coincidence, you want to stay here huh 

Chaeyeon: Heaven was boring, so I decided to choke some angel up there

Chaeyeon: And here I am, the fallen angel

Satan: /claps/ Good job! You're my favorite from now on 

Satan: But are you aware that Sakura cheated on you?

Chaeyeon: I did. But I will do whatever it takes to be with her

Chaeyeon: And here I am. I'm facing a demon with redhead

Satan: Just call me Satan geez

Sakura: /comes out from nowhere/ What did u say Jjaeyeon?! Did U cheat on me?

Chaeyeon: Uh huh. Fair enough right?

Satan: Hysterical cherry weirdo has summoned

Sakura: How did u do this to meh?!?!?!

Chaeyeon: Set aside the cheating stuff. You should be glad that I make a way to be with u!

Sakura: No! Who's that ?!

Chaeyeon: So ur still jealous about Yeji huh?

Sakura: That white dragon?! Seriously?

Chaeyeon: Yeji and I were not a thing! Her girlfriend was Chaeryeong!!!

Sakura: Stop dragging ur sibling! 

Chaeyeon: Well then, ur flirting to ur harem! Should I state their names huh?!

Sakura: Were talking about you---

Chaeyeon: Matsui Jurina, Murashige Anna, Mukaichi Mion, Yokoyama Yui, Kodama Haruka, Lee Gaeun, Kang Hyewon---

Sakura: Jjayeon!!!

Satan: What a nice scene to watch, keep those dramas rolling! /sips red tea/

 

 

SCENARIO 2: IZ*ONE as Pokemon

Wonyoung: Pikachu

★ Fluffy

★ Can electrocute u

★ Simply adorable

Sakura: Sylveon

★ Cutest evolve of Eevee

★ Loves to cuddle

★ Powerful

Yuri: Meloetta

★ Loves to sing

★ Majestic

★ Has a beautiful voice

Yena: Psyduck

★

★ Confused af

★ Has a hidden power

Yujin: Growlithe

★ The most loyal

★ Can protecc

★ Can attacc

Nako: Happiny 

★ Lil cutie

★ Don't underestimate

★ A LITERAL pocket monster

Eunbi: Chansey

★ Caring

★ Loves to cook

★ Can heal

Hyewon: Snorlax LMAO

★ FOOD MONSTER

★ Lazy af

★ Sleeping is life

Hitomi: Dedenne

★ The cutest

★ Can smash u

★ Cuteness overload

Chaewon: Lilligant

★ Elegant

★ A primadonna

★ Can cut using her leaf

Minju: Primarina

★ MAJESTIC OF THEM ALL

★ Watch out for her beauty

★ Powerful water attacks

Chaeyeon: Altaria

★ Literally a cloud

★ Beautiful dragon

★ Can whack u

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A/N I'm gonna promote my new one-shot fic

Here's the link: https://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1404734/above-the-sky

Comments are highly appreciated! Thanks, ya'll

-Agyusshi