Okay before I begin, I have to say this. We do NOT officially own any idols and this is all just based off my sister's and mine own little...psychotic world. ^^

How did this come to be?

After Supercon last year I FINALLY got my sister, she's actually my best friend but we're super close so we're basically sisters, we were hanging out at the park like around...two in the morning, it's what we do xD, but we were just sitting there and we started to wonder what would happen if we had idols living with us. And it somehow evolved into us having idols living with us, since we now live in the same house, and since she and I are BOTH grade A erts, the little...skits...are extremely erted so I'm warning you now there is a lot of talk about and stuff like that.

What should I know before reading so I don't get confused?

• Well the important things to know is 1. We 'own' SHINee, U-Kiss, Super Junior, and Beast. But SHINee and U-Kiss are mostly in it.
• I am Unnie and my best friend is Maknae
• We call the idols 'the boys'
• Maknae's nickname is Sunflower
• The boys just call me Noona
• We each own different boys. By this version of 'owning' I mean have an intimate relationship with, weird I know but trust me it's funny.
• I own: (Those in bold letters are mostly used and talked about)

1. Key
2. Jonghyun
3. Soohyun
4. Kiseop
5. Xander
6. Dongho
7. Hoon
8. Leeteuk
9. Kyuhyun
10. Sungmin
11. Eunhyuk
12. Donghae
13. Junhyung
14. Hyunseung
15. Dongwoon

• Maknae owns:

1. Onew
2. Taemin
3. Eli
4. Kibum (from Ukiss)
5. Kevin
6. AJ
7. Kibum (from Super Junior)
8. Siwon
9. Doojoon
10. Kikwang
11. Kai (from EXO)

• Shared Idols are:

1. Minho
2. Heechul

• Idols who are not owned but make the occassional appearance

1. Kangin
2. Ryeowook
3. Shindong
4. Yesung
5. Yoseob

Now about the Boys:

• We call Key Kibum and he was the king of sadism before Xander came in. But they're both pretty bad and like using all kinds of toys during intimate moments. (like whips, brands, chains, monkey chair, etc)
• Key taught Minnie (It's what we call Taemin) how to be sadistic in bed, and Key is currently teaching Kiseop his ways.
• Hyunseung is a addict
• Yoseob is a hyper little bastard who likes to pull pranks on Maknae and Unnie, mainly Maknae, and always carry smarties and gives them to the others. (Smarties isn't the candy in our world. It's a drug that will make the consumer loopy before knocking them out completely)
• Soohyun is like Unnie's, (me), my concious and knows right from wrong and stuff like that. He doesn't fear Maknae, but has enough respect for her not to get on her bad side. Plus she gives him cookies when he's a good boy.
• Eli is like Maknae's concious, has the same responsibilities that Soohyun has.
• Dongho calls Maknae Umma because he looks up to her like he would his mother.

These are actual conversations maknae and I have over facebook and instant messenger and stuff like that. I've warned you, we are erted, have a sick imagination and everything. I hope we don't offend anyone, or anyones bias, with our random crack moments, but it's all in good fun. ^^