Yunho was in Japan.

JaeJoong was in Korea.

They missed the crap out of each other and skype wasn't working out for them, due to the net connection Yunho had in his hotel room.

So they decided to speak online. 

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Yun: I hate this.

Jae: Lol why?

 

Yun: Because I can't see you! >:[

Jae: hahaha, did you just show me your angry face?

 

Yun: Maybe ...

Jae: I don't even know why I'm laughing tbh. It's sooo late now Yun!

 

Yun: Sooooooooo

Jae: Stubborn -_-

 

Yun: Jae, I haven't seen you in two weeks and I miss you.

Jae: I miss you too.

 

Yun: Liar. 

Jae: I never LIE!

 

Yun: You are now!

Jae: But I'm not.

 

Yun: Yes you are.

Jae: Don't be difficult.

 

Yun: What if I want too? 

Jae: Then I'll just sign off.

 

Yun: Sign off and then next time I see you ..

Jae: Are you threatening me Jung? 

 

Yun: What if I am?

Jae: Oh you're so not getting any .

 

Yun: Really now?

Jae: Don't tempt me, you know I'm stubborn.

 

Yun: I love it when you're stubborn.

Jae: Why? O___o

 

Yun: Because your face scruches up, your nose gets red and you start to puff out those beautiful cheeks ... I really wanna see you now boo..

Jae: Hmm ... 

 

Yun: Tired?

Jae: I was, but now I'm not.

 

Yun: How comes? 

Jae: Just.

 

Yun: How was your day?

Jae: . Just .

 

Yun: Same, Changmin could be quite a handful when he's eating. 

Jae: Aw, miss that chump :( 

 

Yun: Wanna tell me why it was ?

Jae: No.

 

Yun: Wae?

Jae: No.

 

Yun: Someone touched you.

Jae: Yunho.

 

Yun: Tell me who the it was and I'll beat the asian outta that er!

Jae: I did it for you.

 

Yun: Where. DID. that. . touch. YOU!

Jae: Don't be mad. I kicked his balls.

 

Yun: Where?

Jae: Does it matter?

 

Yun: Ofcourse! Jae how can you ing ask me that? 

Jae: My ..

 

Yun: JAEJOONG WHERE!

Jae: I was standing in the corridor alone, when Yoochun and Junsu were getting their fittings done and Siwon 

 

Yun: WTF SIWON! WAIT TILL I SEE THAT ING ERTED ING Y ELBOWSHINBALLED FISHFACE!

Jae: Can I finish?

 

Yun: No.

Jae: Wae?

 

Yun: Skip the story and tell me where he ing touched you.

Jae: Does it matter? I ing hit him and told his manager. 

 

Yun: It does matter.

Jae: Yun...

 

Yun: Your mine and I'm yours. Your body's mine and my body's yours. No one elses.

Jae: I know .. 

 

Yun: I'll make sure that marks gone by tomorrow.

Jae: What do you mean?

 

Yun: Just booked my flight.

Jae: WHAT! JUNG YUNHO ARE YOU EFFING OUTTA YOUR MIND?

 

Yun: Yeah.

Jae: NO! You and Changminah have rehearsals and and NO!

 

Yun: I don't give a .

Jae: Yun. The fans, the staff, SM etc they're all counting on your performances! Cancel the flight now, please Yunho ah.

 

Yun: JaeJoong.

Jae: Hmm?

 

Yun: I'm glad skype didn't work out today.

Jae: Waeyo?

 

Yun: I wouldn't want you to see how I'm feeling right now.

Jae: Yun ... see this is why I didn't wanna tell you.

 

Yun: Would you have? 

Jae: Ofcourse, after your performances etc.

 

Yun: Get sleep.

Jae: Not untill you tell me you cancelled the flight.

 

Yun: I said get some sleep, go wear your night shirt or you'll freeze.

Jae: How did you know I was topless?

 

Yun: And wear your boxers tonight okay!

Jae: I like the breeze!

 

Yun: See you tomorrow babe x

Jae: Argh, I hate you Jung Yunho.

 

Yun: Love you too :')

Jae: Whatevs and make sure you eat some cookie dough, or your silly porroro nightmares will be back.

 

Yun: JAEEEE! I told you not to mention them.

Jae: It's not like anyone can see this!

 

Yun: So.

Jae: Eurgh, go to sleep.

 

Yun: Kiss me.

Jae: Kiss your elbow.

 

Yun: I want your elbow.

Jae: No.

 

Yun: Yes.

Jae: you.

 

Yun: How hard?

Jae: That's it. I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND I WILL KILL YOU.

 

Yun: Doing it rough tomorrow? Cannot WAIT!

Jae: Why the am I in love with a ? I'm off to bed.

 

Yun: You love me?

Jae: So ing much, Yunho?

 

Yun: I know (: And I'll make sure that ing man nun knows too.

Jae: Lol, night x

 

Yun: xx

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Lol it's just drab :D