the girl stares at him, then at the box of sanitary pads in his hands - her expression is twisted into something between confusion and disgust. jungkook wants to shout it's not what it looks like, but all that comes out of his mouth is a guttural grunt that rivals a walrus with its tusks being torn out.

please kill me now, he screams internally.

oh, right - he can't die.  yeah, he kind of conveniently forgot about the "already dead" part.

in which jungkook is a sentient zombie who's also really sarcastic, and yeri is a wary but vigilant survivor from a nearby city unexpectedly stranded in the middle of nowhere. 

kim yeri x jeon jungkook

title: the probability (of getting warmer)
genre: crack, comedy, romance
length: prob a oneshot or a threeshot at most
a/n: this is going to be the last new fic before i update i swear please don't kill me i deserve it but 
also an au that's been in my head for decades and i just recently rediscovered my draft for this in my sea of unfinished drafts??? warm bodies is literally one of my most favorite rom com movies (if it's even rom com lmao)
my other stories will be updated soon istg i'm apologies