Nooooooo XDDD

BT21 x BTS LIFE!! 3

Yoongi: JUNGKOOK!!

Jungkook: Yes? What is it hyung?

Yoongi: YOUR SON IS GOING AFTER SHOOKY!! *runs*

Jungkook: Oh God!! *runs after*

*In balcony*

Shooky: GET THAT LIL PIECE OF AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! *Still holding weight*

Cooky: Gimme the weight first....then the milk will go away...Understand..

Shooky: NEVERRRRRRR!!!!! *evil face* >:3

Cooky: Ok then...*gets closer with milk cup*

Shooky: FATHER SAVE MEEEE! *drops weight on floor*

*Tata, followed by Yoongi and Jungkook find then*

Tata: I made it, oh wait...*concern*

Yoongi: Dude why are you even here..... @-@

Tata: Here to say a line for Shooky....any minute now he should say it.... *waits*

Jungkook: Wut...@-@

Shooky: SAVE MEEE FATHERRRRRRRRR!! *eyes very wide*

*Cooky gets closer with Milk*

Tata: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!! XDDD

Cooky: *stops and turns to Tata* Wtf Tata...

Jungkook: *grabs Cooky by tail*

*Milk falls on ground...kinda close to Shooky*

*Shooky almost Faint*

Shooky: FATHER GET ME AWAY FROM THIS WHITE PIECE OF !! I'MA FAINT!! *Jumping up and down*

Yoongi: *Grabs Shooky and carries him away*

Jungkook: Why did you chase Shooky?? Explain right now MISTER!!

Cooky: Sorry Father...He stole your weight...

Jungkook: What? He what!?!?

Cooky: HE STOLE YOUR FRICKEN WEIGHT FATHER!! I WAS GONNA TRAIN, SO I CAN BE FIT LIKE YOU!! I WANT LADIES TO LOVE ME TOO!!! WAAAHH!!!! ;-;

Jungkook: *Starts laughing so hard*

Tata: *records* This will make me rich *giggles*

Cooky: *sees Tata recording* HEY DUDE NOOOO!!

*jumps out of Jungkook's arms and chases Tata*

Cooky: MAY DARKNESS CONSUME YOUU!!!!

Tata: THAT'S WHAT HE SAID!! OOOOOHHH

*Tata sees Taehyung, His father, and jumps on top of him...sitting on shoulder*

*Bt21 are smoll, like up to Bts's ankles*

Taehyung: *laughs* Wow *High-fives Tata*

Tata: *sees empty water bottle on the floor*

Tata: *sings* Walking down the dorms to see an empty water bottle on the floor...

*Tata picks up the water bottle and takes off the bottle cap, then throws the bottle at Jungkook while still looking at bottle cap*

Jungkook: Ow.... *rubs head and stares at Tata* @-@

Taehyung: *laughs and points at Jungkook who is still rubbing his head*

Tata: I love the Bottle cap, and I think I will name it "Patricia"! *whispers to self* This will be meh wife..

Taehyung: That is a great name Tata! Wait what?!?!

Tata: Thank you Father! Noooooothing...

*Shooky, Yoongi , Chimmy, Jimin, Mang, J-hope, RJ, Jin,and Koya, Namjoon walk in*

*Shooky jumps down in, next to Cooky, while Yoongi goes to the couch and sleeps*

*Cooky glares at Shooky*

Shooky: Wot?

Cooky: Nothing...

RJ: TATA! What is that?

Tata: IT ISN'T A "WHAT" THIS IS PATRICIA!!

Jimin: *Laughs* You actually named it! XD

*everyone laughs*

Tata: Yesh...her name is Patricia..*Shows Bottle cap, known as "Patricia"*

Jungkook: Isn't Patricia with the rest of the bottle *holds water bottle, that Tata threw at him*

Tata: I broke them up.... *evil face* >:3

Jungkook: You haven't apoligized to me after you threw this at me..

Shooky: YEET!! *Steals "Patricia"!!*

Tata: NUUUUUUUUU!!!! *jumps on Taehyung and starts crying*

Taehyung: *Comforts Tata* YOONGI!

Yoongi; *lazyily gets up* Whhhaaaaaaaaaaaattt do you want Tae..

Taehyung: TELL YOUR SON TO GIVE MY TATA BACK HIS PATRICIA!!

Yoongi: *falls on ground, dying of laughter*

Tata: WAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT SAMCHON!!

Yoongi: *calms down and gets up* Y-You named that botttle cap PATRICIA!! WHAT!!

*everyone starts to laugh*

Shooky: Father...Can you PLEASE Shut up... -_-

Yoongi: Shooky...enough.. now give him back his bott- erm "Patricia"..

Shooky: *evil laughs* NEVERRRRRR!!! *runs off with "Patricia*

Yoongi: God Dammit..

Tata: NOOOO PATRICIA!!! *Runs after Shooky*

*Everyone looks at each other in concern*

Cooky: *groans* I got this...

 

 

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I put Bts as Bt21 fathers, so yeah... XDDD Makes it more hilarious!!

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