Haunted, my
whY aRE YOu RuNniNg?
[ soft but polluted ] (5)
minmin: so i was thinking
hyungbanks: didnt know you had the ability to
minmin: sTFU ?
minmin: anyway
kikibun: no
minmin: ?????
minmin: is it 'disrespecting minhyuk' time now ????
hoeseok: bet
minmin: its not even 9 a.m. ?
cutiepatittie: it be like that sometimes
minmin: whatever fools AS I WAS SAYING before you rudely interrupted me
minmin: i was thinking
minmin: wanna go on an ADVENTURE
minmin:
hoeseok: OH GOD LORD JESUS
hoeseok: THAT 'S TRAUMATIZING
hoeseok: never do that again, minhyuk pls
hyungbanks: look what you did you fool!
hyungbanks: you gave the man anxiety!
minmin: i literally brEATHED ?
cutiepatittie: it be like that sometimes
minmin: you fcking said that already
cutiepatittie: ?? well
cutiepatittie: it be like that sometimes
minmin: i
minmin: you kno what, idec
minmin: bet your is just scared
kikibun: scared of ?? adventure ??? does that even make sense
minmin: exactly
hyungbanks: what
hoeseok: am i awake or is this a dream where minhyuks bullting us again
kikibun: isnt that everyday occurence hoseok
minmin: unbothered™ right here
minmin: if ur cant handle an adventure then just say it, its okay to be chickens
cutiepatittie: r u calling me a coward HUH
minmin: been doing for the past 5 years but thanks for noticing
cutiepatittie: my mom may have raised an emotionally stunted gay man
kikibun: oh here it is again
cutiepatittie: but she did not raise a COWARD
cutiepatittie: bring it on
hoeseok: you walked directly into his plants SMH
minmin: what plants yall on about
hyungbanks: oof
hoeseok: *plans
hoeseok: let a man live
kikibun: what are you even planning you lanky paperclip
minmin: what kinda insult is that?
minmin: anyway, you see, i was looking through what you youngsters call the internet
minmin: and i found this challenge that will give us $100k
hyungbanks: im listening
hoeseok: HYUNGWON PLS, GUYS SMH
minmin: the website said we just need to spend the night in this place and BAM we're millionaires es
kikibun: $100k wont make you a millionaire
minmin: irrelevant
minmin: what do ya say ???
hyungbanks: hmmmm
hoeseok: oh god no
minmin: scared, potter?
kikibun: the hell
cutiepatittie: IM IN
kikibun: THE
cutiepatittie: and kihyuns going too of course hes not my man for NOTHING
kikibun: gdi
kikibun: whatever, why $100k tho? whats the catch
minmin: ill tell you when the two lovebirds join
hyungbanks: i mean we dont have anything better to do so
hoeseok: why
minmin: ALRIGHT
minmin: were gonna spend a night in a haunted (rumored only) hospital !! ^^
minmin: isnt that fun, friends?
hyungbanks:
hoeseok: I TOLD YOU
cutiepatittie: you didn't say anything tho?
hoeseok: i said SMH
hoeseok: Stop My Husband
kikibun: ??????????
kikibun: who told him thats what it means???
minmin: LMAO IDK
cutiepatittie: hoseok why did you believe minhyuk, you know him! he's a fake!
minmin: that kinda hurt a little bit
hyungbanks: nobody cares
kikibun: you're one to talk, changkyun
kikibun: u absolute fool
kikibun: you're scared of literally ANYTHING, how can you stay in a haunted hospital????
kikibun: we cant even trust hoseok's body to defend us, he's the softest
kikibun: and dont get me started on his palm tree boyfriend smh were all gonna die
hyungbanks: wow ? ouch ?
minmin: no ones gonna die, i brought my other friends for help !
cutiepatittie: you have other friends ?
minmin: you think id settle for you losers LMAO NO
minmin: im gonna add them now
[ minmin added dadwoo and circle to the group ]
[ minmin changed the group name to $100k magic ]
minmin: it up guys
hoeseok: i dont even know anymore
dadwoo: uhh
dadwoo: hi?
hyungbanks; whats your social security number
dadwoo: what ?
cutiepatittie: what's the name of your dad's fourth pet
dadwoo: can i leave
minmin: guys pls
minmin: ure better than this
minmin: jooheon pls, join your brother
circle: what up im jared, im 19 and i never in learn how to read
hoeseok: hi jared!
hoeseok: nice name !
kikibun: oh honey, no
hoesoek: what?
hyungbanks: IM DYING
dadwoo:
circle: what's better than this? guys bein dudes
minmin: why dont we just introduce ourselves so jooheon stop pulling his bs? :)
minmin: imma start, yall already know this
minmin: im the best human out there, Lee Minhyuk
kikibun: you've been wearing that shirt for 2 days
minmin: asshat
minmin: in case you're wondering, hyunwoo, jooheon and i are in the same art class thats why were friends
dadwoo: 'acquiantances'
kikibun: i chOKEd
cutiepatittie: im next! Lim Changkyun, the boy next door ;)
hyungbanks: tbh id rather move out if thats the case
circle: Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
kikibun: ??????????????
circle: but hey dont we have the same music theory class ?????
cutiepatittie: what
cutiepatittie: WHO ARE YOU
hyungbanks: anyway hello children, Chae Hyungwon at your disposal
hyungbanks: pls dispose me
hoeseok: NOT ON MY WATCH
hoeseok: hi im Shin Hoseok, hyungwon's man <3
hyungbanks: A TRUE BEAUTY PLS MARRY ME
hoeseok: oh pls
hoeseok: <3 <3 <3
dadwoo: hello ! i see you around the school sometimes.
cutiepatittie: GAY
dadwoo: ?????
kikibun: im that idiot's boyfriend, Yoo Kihyun.
cutiepatittie: ure LUCKY to have me,
minmin: okay enough, take the floor bros
circle: ew
circle: Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game...
hoeseok: i thought you were jared
circle: syke
circle: im Lee Jooheon
cutiepatittie: I KNOW YOU
circle: yes, i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag
hoeseok: i dont get it?
hyungbanks: its not important bb dont worry
dadwoo: hi, im Son Hyunwoo
kikibun: excuse me but YOU LOOK SO SOFT????
cutiepatittie: after years of pining after you, this is how you repay me kihyun
kikibun: im sorry, my mother instincts are kicking in
minmin: oh he's not so soft underneath hun
hyungbanks: what
hoeseok: do
cutiepatittie: you
kikibun: mean ????
circle: justin beaver
dadwoo: stop, youre embarassing
minhyuk: i know what im about, boy
hyungbanks: so whos gonna save us from the devil
cutiepatittie: my money's on hyunwoo
dadwoo: explain ?
kikibun: ure going with us to the haunted hospital right
kikibun: right
circle: wtf
dadwoo:
kikibun: GDI MINHYUK
minmin: generic excuse
hoeseok: did u just say generic excuse
minmin: did i ing stutter
minmin: anyway ALL of us are going to that haunted hospital, i dont make the rules
minmin: its going to be so much fun!
dadwoo: i wanna go home
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