[ soft but polluted ] (5)

 

minmin: so i was thinking

 

hyungbanks: didnt know you had the ability to

 

minmin: sTFU ?

 

minmin: anyway

 

kikibun: no 

 

minmin: ?????

 

minmin: is it 'disrespecting minhyuk' time now ????

 

hoeseok: bet

 

minmin: its not even 9 a.m. ?

 

cutiepatittie: it be like that sometimes

 

minmin: whatever fools AS I WAS SAYING before you rudely interrupted me

 

minmin: i was thinking

 

minmin: wanna go on an ADVENTURE

 

minmin:

 

hoeseok: OH GOD LORD JESUS

 

hoeseok: THAT 'S TRAUMATIZING

 

hoeseok: never do that again, minhyuk pls

 

hyungbanks: look what you did you fool! 

 

hyungbanks: you gave the man anxiety!

 

minmin: i literally brEATHED ?

 

cutiepatittie: it be like that sometimes

 

minmin: you fcking said that already

 

cutiepatittie: ?? well

 

cutiepatittie: it be like that sometimes

 

minmin: i

 

minmin: you kno what, idec

 

minmin: bet your is just scared

 

kikibun: scared of ?? adventure ??? does that even make sense

 

minmin: exactly

 

hyungbanks: what

 

hoeseok: am i awake or is this a dream where minhyuks bullting us again

 

kikibun: isnt that everyday occurence hoseok

 

minmin: unbothered™ right here

 

minmin: if ur cant handle an adventure then just say it, its okay to be chickens

 

cutiepatittie: r u calling me a coward HUH

 

minmin: been doing for the past 5 years but thanks for noticing

 

cutiepatittie: my mom may have raised an emotionally stunted gay man 

 

kikibun: oh here it is again

 

cutiepatittie: but she did not raise a COWARD

 

cutiepatittie: bring it on

 

hoeseok: you walked directly into his plants SMH

 

minmin: what plants yall on about

 

hyungbanks: oof

 

hoeseok: *plans

 

hoeseok: let a man live

 

kikibun: what are you even planning you lanky paperclip

 

minmin: what kinda insult is that?

 

minmin: anyway, you see, i was looking through what you youngsters call the internet

 

minmin: and i found this challenge that will give us $100k

 

hyungbanks: im listening

 

hoeseok: HYUNGWON PLS, GUYS SMH

 

minmin: the website said we just need to spend the night in this place and BAM we're millionaires es

 

kikibun: $100k wont make you a millionaire

 

minmin: irrelevant

 

minmin: what do ya say ??? 

 

hyungbanks: hmmmm

 

hoeseok: oh god no

 

minmin: scared, potter? 

 

kikibun: the hell

 

cutiepatittie: IM IN

 

kikibun: THE

 

cutiepatittie: and kihyuns going too of course hes not my man for NOTHING

 

kikibun: gdi

 

kikibun: whatever, why $100k tho? whats the catch

 

minmin: ill tell you when the two lovebirds join

 

hyungbanks: i mean we dont have anything better to do so

 

hoeseok: why

 

minmin: ALRIGHT

 

minmin: were gonna spend a night in a haunted (rumored only) hospital !! ^^

 

minmin: isnt that fun, friends? 

 

hyungbanks:

 

hoeseok: I TOLD YOU

 

cutiepatittie: you didn't say anything tho? 

 

hoeseok: i said SMH

 

hoeseok: Stop My Husband

 

kikibun: ??????????

 

kikibun: who told him thats what it means???

 

minmin: LMAO IDK

 

cutiepatittie: hoseok why did you believe minhyuk, you know him! he's a fake!

 

minmin: that kinda hurt a little bit

 

hyungbanks: nobody cares

 

kikibun: you're one to talk, changkyun

 

kikibun: u absolute fool

 

kikibun: you're scared of literally ANYTHING, how can you stay in a haunted hospital????

 

kikibun: we cant even trust hoseok's body to defend us, he's the softest 

 

kikibun: and dont get me started on his palm tree boyfriend smh were all gonna die

 

hyungbanks: wow ? ouch ?

 

minmin: no ones gonna die, i brought my other friends for help !

 

cutiepatittie: you have other friends ?

 

minmin: you think id settle for you losers LMAO NO

 

minmin: im gonna add them now

 

[ minmin added dadwoo and circle to the group ]

 

[ minmin changed the group name to $100k magic ]

 

minmin: it up guys

 

hoeseok: i dont even know anymore

 

dadwoo: uhh

 

dadwoo: hi?

 

hyungbanks; whats your social security number

 

dadwoo: what ?

 

cutiepatittie: what's the name of your dad's fourth pet

 

dadwoo: can i leave

 

minmin: guys pls

 

minmin: ure better than this

 

minmin: jooheon pls, join your brother

 

circle: what up im jared, im 19 and i never in learn how to read

 

hoeseok: hi jared!

 

hoeseok: nice name !

 

kikibun: oh honey, no

 

hoesoek: what?

 

hyungbanks: IM DYING

 

dadwoo:

 

circle: what's better than this? guys bein dudes

 

minmin: why dont we just introduce ourselves so jooheon stop pulling his bs? :)

 

minmin: imma start, yall already know this

 

minmin: im the best human out there, Lee Minhyuk 

 

kikibun: you've been wearing that shirt for 2 days

 

minmin: asshat

 

minmin: in case you're wondering, hyunwoo, jooheon and i are in the same art class thats why were friends

 

dadwoo: 'acquiantances'

 

kikibun: i chOKEd

 

cutiepatittie: im next! Lim Changkyun, the boy next door ;)

 

hyungbanks: tbh id rather move out if thats the case

 

circle: Mothertrucker dude that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

 

kikibun: ??????????????

 

circle: but hey dont we have the same music theory class ?????

 

cutiepatittie: what

 

cutiepatittie: WHO ARE YOU

 

hyungbanks: anyway hello children, Chae Hyungwon at your disposal

 

hyungbanks: pls dispose me

 

hoeseok: NOT ON MY WATCH

 

hoeseok: hi im Shin Hoseok, hyungwon's man <3

 

hyungbanks: A TRUE BEAUTY PLS MARRY ME

 

hoeseok: oh pls

 

hoeseok: <3 <3 <3

 

dadwoo: hello ! i see you around the school sometimes. 

 

cutiepatittie: GAY

 

dadwoo: ?????

 

kikibun: im that idiot's boyfriend, Yoo Kihyun. 

 

cutiepatittie: ure LUCKY to have me,

 

minmin: okay enough, take the floor bros

 

circle: ew

 

circle: Hi my name's Trey, I have a basketball game tomorrow. Well I'm a point guard, I got shoe game...

 

hoeseok: i thought you were jared

 

circle: syke

 

circle: im Lee Jooheon 

 

cutiepatittie: I KNOW YOU

 

circle: yes, i spilled lipstick in your valentino bag

 

hoeseok: i dont get it?

 

hyungbanks: its not important bb dont worry

 

dadwoo: hi, im Son Hyunwoo

 

kikibun: excuse me but YOU LOOK SO SOFT????

 

cutiepatittie: after years of pining after you, this is how you repay me kihyun

 

kikibun: im sorry, my mother instincts are kicking in

 

minmin: oh he's not so soft underneath hun

 

hyungbanks: what

 

hoeseok: do

 

cutiepatittie: you

 

kikibun: mean ????

 

circle: justin beaver

 

dadwoo: stop, youre embarassing

 

minhyuk: i know what im about, boy

 

hyungbanks: so whos gonna save us from the devil

 

cutiepatittie: my money's on hyunwoo

 

dadwoo: explain ?

 

kikibun: ure going with us to the haunted hospital right

 

kikibun: right

 

circle: wtf

 

dadwoo:

 

kikibun: GDI MINHYUK

 

minmin: generic excuse

 

hoeseok: did u just say generic excuse

 

minmin: did i ing stutter

 

minmin: anyway ALL of us are going to that haunted hospital, i dont make the rules

 

minmin: its going to be so much fun!

 

dadwoo: i wanna go home