this is such trash lol but it was fun

"kazootopia"

3:02 am
fudgeling: so waht if liike

3:02 am
fudgeling: unicorns ecxist and were the omly spevies that doesnt knaow it

3:04 am
cheesedude: it’s too early for this

3:04 am
fudgeling: no i’m seriows

3:04 am
fudgeling: we cousls be mossing out on A WJOEL WODLD OF MAHIC

3:06 am
Byunnie: Did your keyboard decide to move in alphabetical order or something?

3:07 am
tari: hey why DO keyboards look like this

3:10 am
gorgeous babe: actually, it’s because when the typewriter was still in use, keys that were often used together and were also consecutive in the alphabet, like “A” and “B” in “table”, “abstract”, “balloon”, and “tuba” would often get jammed together and it was hard for the typer to continue
so to solve the problem, keys were made in an order to slow writers down and keep letters that are consecutive away from each other

3:11 am
fudgeling: no ome adked 

3:11 am
gorgeous babe: tari asked? lmao

3:11 am
Byunnie: i appreciated your little speech, hon

3:12 am
cheesedude: ew

3:12 am
gorgeous babe: what?

3:14 am
peachy: HEY YOU GUYS. I AM TRYING TO SLEEP. I CANNOT DO THIS WITH YOU LOSER S TEXTING THE GROUP CHAT EVERY 30 ING SECONDS.

3:15 am
fudgeling: slmeones newds fo ger laid

3:15 am
peachy: SHUT. THE . UP.

3:15 am
tari: lmao “laid” is the only word she spelled right

“peachy” left "kazootopia"

3:16 am
Byunnie: Aw, you guys scared her away

3:17 am
cheesedude: wtf

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